Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

lolcow of the decade? Perhaps of all time?

He’s certainly planning his 2025 campaign well. He wants to be the Tom Brady of lolcows to show us NERDS who is the Pater Aborticuck.

 

[Harrison Temple]

It's crazy how retarded Nick is

"I don't see April that much anymore"
(The next day he shows up in her court zoom call that she's taking from his streaming room)

He literally did, she couldn't set up the Zoom call by herself?! These people are fucking morons! Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

 

[Stiffy]

Nick is still going to win in the end so none of this petty bullshit matters.

If by winning you mean putting a bullet into his head from being unable to cope with narcissistic mortification, then yes.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

lolcow of the decade? Perhaps of all time?

I was never a Chris Chan follower but Chris probably takes that spot. If not I think Ralph might be the biggest just in terms of how public everything with him has been. But otherwise Nick Rekieta is firmly in the top 3, and arguably significantly worse considering how badly Nick has damaged his family and the cocaine with his daughter.

 

[Captain Manning]

It is definitely a new stream, this isn't old footage in a gayop. Maybe I was being overly paranoid but with all the shit around this just wanted to make sure that dabbleverse people weren't trying to make up stuff using old footage.

No, you were not being paranoid. Your caution was entirely justified. Had Sean plugged in sooner, and that was on his feed, we wouldn't even be having this discussion right now. I would personally never accept anything from the Dabbleverse as a legit piece of evidence without scrutinizing it.

 

[4090 Chad]

Nate the lawyer just confirmed on stream that Nick promised the other law tube lawyers around rittenhouse/depp era, that he would split revenue from the streams he hosted but never did.

Hopefully someone got the clip of that.

 

[Hellion]

I had a feeling the Xitter rubbish was just public gayops that both were likely in on, but reeked of a "brilliant idea" by Nick. Like they wanted people to think they were "broken up" for whatever reason, whether that was family, or CPS, the courts etc. Still think it's also possible they wanted to bait Aaron into getting in contact with either April or Kayla, too.

But like the first time, you have to assume that streaming from the bunker and Nick appearing on camera was a deliberate act and a "fuck you" to whoever. The other likelihood would mean they were far more retarded than I thought possible, and I already thought they were retarded.

It's heart-breaking that children are the victims amidst all of this, otherwise it would be funny to leave the degenerates to their own devices and watch them implode.

 

[UnfinishedChapstick]

What's the schedule looking like for Balldo and company? I know Kayla's next date is in December and April's is in January

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

lolcow of the decade? Perhaps of all time?

I was never a Chris Chan follower but Chris probably takes that spot. If not I think Ralph might be the biggest just in terms of how public everything with him has been. But otherwise Nick Rekieta is firmly in the top 3, and arguably significantly worse considering how badly Nick has damaged his family and the cocaine with his daughter.

I think Nick is a category of his own because he went from being well liked and enjoyed by many people to this.

His downfall alone, in such a public way, sets him aside and above the rest in a way. Ralph and Chris, and a lot of other big lolcows were always bad and regarded as lolcows. Nick had maybe a handful of detractors when he began, nothing abnormal for someone who is putting themselves out there on the internet especially in the niche he carved himself into.

The thing about Nick that keeps me coming back is the fact that none of this had to happen. All of this could have been prevented. He didn't have to spiral, but instead of saving himself and his family he put the pedal to the floor. Sure he made some questionable choices in the past. Weird ones. But he could've kept that shit behind him if he wanted to.

It didn't need to end up like this, but Nick has let it continue and still believes he's winning.

 

[Null]

Nick has let it continue and still believes he's winning.

He doesn't believe that anymore.

 

[Harm]

Dabbleverse people:

You cut straight to the heart of it. They're dudes who peaked as struggling road comics decades ago and are simply too old to continue traveling to no-name comedy clubs in small New England towns and instead stumble their way through reading superchats and stealing each other's jokes and stream gimmicks. That's about 80% of them anyways, the other 20% are losers who can't cut it in any other commentary creation sphere, like WinBy2.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I am sure it is. Degenerates have no boundaries and no shame.

Back in university I had a nextdoor neighbor who's girlfriend? fuckbuddy? who was into that. She was loud and the walls were thin and the shit I heard was very funny.


"Yes masta I am your nigger" was something I heard more than once.



I will say outside of that they were very nice.

 

[PetrolSniffer42069]

Since Cokieta lost his token black friend, Rekieta P. Diddy arc when?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Quick screengrab from this stream showing Nick & April:
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I feel compelled to superimpose the tweet of him pretending he didn't know where April was and then doing this on the hearing with clown music on the background. As a human you just can't possibly be more retarded than this. Even more so after people already pointed out the solution of just using a laptop in another room.

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Edit: I am starting to feel like this is just playing into his exibitionism fetish he expresed in those leaked texts. "Tee-hee I got caught with my side piece in public tee-hee"

 

[There She Glows]

Nate the lawyer just confirmed on stream that Nick promised the other law tube lawyers around rittenhouse/depp era, that he would split revenue from the streams he hosted but never did.

Hopefully someone got the clip of that.

It's so funny (and weird) that he expected loyalty from the people who made him a mountain of cash while he paid them in exposure.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Nate the lawyer just confirmed on stream that Nick promised the other law tube lawyers around rittenhouse/depp era, that he would split revenue from the streams he hosted but never did.

Hopefully someone got the clip of that.

I remember during Rittenhouse that Rekieta said he was planning on splitting the money after Joe went on one of many jewish "GIVE ME MONEY" tirades in the middle of one rekieta's rittenhouse streams to the audience.

 

[urr13 account]

So basically it is confirmed that April is still with Nick, and is still at his house. This makes it more likely in my opinion that Kayla has been evicted from the polycule.

If Aprils tweet about wanting to marry Nick wasn't some kind of kayfabe, would he have to drop Kayla to do it or does Minnesota allow multiple wives? or would he have to convert mormonism or islam first? Is a Rekieta Mohammedan arc coming?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

If Aprils tweet about wanting to marry Nick wasn't some kind of kayfabe, would he have to drop Kayla to do it or does Minnesota allow multiple wives? or would he have to convert mormonism or islam first? Is a Rekieta Mohammedan arc coming?

Do you think April and Nick will do that bullshit sister wife marriage the Mormons do?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

It's so funny (and weird) that he expected loyalty from the people who made him a mountain of cash while he paid them in exposure.

There are worse forms of exposure he could've given them. Like whatever has April needing that special soap.

 

[Vibralldo]

lolcow of the decade? Perhaps of all time?

Edit: Not all time, but I can't believe how dumb he is.

One of the members of the inaugural class of the lolcow hall of fame