Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Random Internet Person]

Their plan is to tie everything up in litigation. Here's what I think will happen:

• Trump will claim victory on Election Night with no evidence that he actually won.
• The media won't call any of the swing states or any state that is remotely close because of the risk of making Trump mad. Won't matter, he'll be mad anyway.
• The count is going to take for fucking ever.
• In the meantime, hopefully we will get some hilarious lolcow shenanigans a la Rudy Guiliani's running hair dye and Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
• Trump will begin to file lolsuits to try to get the count to stop.
• After Kamala is declared the winner, these lolsuits will get more desperate. He will lose all of them, just as he lost almost all of them in 2020.
• In a last-ditch effort to stop the certification, Trump will call his butt boy, the closeted homosexual Mike Johnson, to gum up the works and try to get the House to refuse the electoral vote.
• Luckily, the Constitution has laws against this; any state that refuses to certify their electors by a certain date is subtracted from the total needed to win and puts it to a simple majority. It puts Kamala closer to the White House, not him. FAFO. Milk for us!

Just plan on going to bed early on Tuesday night. There's no reason to stay up. However, I am finding it eternally hilarious that Puerto Ricans, of all people, may be Trump's downfall.

IOW, just what went down in 2020. The only question will be if folks will buy into the right wing rhetoric of what Sam Hyde says the left wishes to do to you. Also, any accusations of fraud, cheating, and stealing can easily be explained by looking up
The election rules in the affected places. And working to change those rules.

Yes, lol (archive, archive)
Riley Gaines as well as her teammates also had to share a locker room with the bepenised long-armed ghoul pictured in the article. Allowing males in female intimate spaces is sexual violence, and the article as well as the document in more length also mention some of the cases of women and girls being seriously injured by males in sport. No idea who Clay Travis is.

I guess that would explain a compromise Trump would have: trans people want to call themselves female, they must go under the knife. Except one of the main attack ads I see is Kamala wanting to give sex change operations to prisoners taxpayer funded because “Kamala is for they/them. Trump is for YOU.”

So I guess MAGA just wants to declare open season on AGPs.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This is an attempt at damage control

 

[JustStopDude]

That's also why Japan has ongoing deflation despite continuous monetary expansion and deficit spending.

Japan's issues go all the way back to the 1970's. The "Lost Decade" of the late eighties/early nineties is still going on. Japan is still floating zombie banks from the time when Japan was supposed to overtake the US in terms of economic output, which just goes to show how much blow people were doing then. It's insane they didn't just let these companies collapse. It's going on 30 years and they are still floating companies that only exist on paper at this point.

Add in the massive demographic crisis. Foreigners seem to think that Japan is a mono-ethnic state that is nothing but pure Japanese. A quick trip to a 7-11 or Lawsons will shatter that. When Im in Japan for work, like I am now, I deal with nore foreign guest workers than native Japanese.

Japan has serious issues that your average American is either ignorant of or ignores because it conflicts with their fantasy of the country.

No idea who Clay Travis is.

He was a sports talk show guy on Fox Sports until he took Rush Limbaugh's spot as a talking head on the radio. Imagine a skinnier version of Rush, minus any sort of charisma.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Japan's issues go all the way back to the 1970's. The "Lost Decade" of the late eighties/early nineties is still going on. Japan is still floating zombie banks from the time when Japan was supposed to overtake the US in terms of economic output, which just goes to show how much blow people were doing then. It's insane they didn't just let these companies collapse. It's going on 30 years and they are still floating companies that only exist on paper at this point.

Very much so, Japan was riding on demographic inertia by the 1980s so the bubble years were really the end of rather than the peak of their power.

Add in the massive demographic crisis. Foreigners seem to think that Japan is a mono-ethnic state that is nothing but pure Japanese. A quick trip to a 7-11 or Lawsons will shatter that. When Im in Japan for work, like I am now, I deal with nore foreign guest workers than native Japanese.

I believe it, Japan has never really been a mono-ethnic state in the past 150 years, arguably not at any point since they began to interact with their neighbors. This is the big piece that causes the deflation even more than the zombie companies. People simply don't spend as much as they get older and most costs shift towards less expenditures on consumer goods.

Also where are you in the country? Don't mean to pry, just curious.

 

[Tridgeridoo]

This is an attempt at damage control

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Donald, are you really going to bend the knee and let the snowflakes dictate who gets to be on stage at MAGA events? A strong leader wouldn't apologize in this situation, he'd double down. If you want people's respect, show strength and make bold choices for the next few rallies. It's what Putin would do.

 

[Hitagle]

I just want to say even if (unlikely as it is) trump wins it will not change the fact that he's a lolcow DEI hire who could never win the popular vote.

 

[PunkinMan]

I just want someone to win already so regular lolcow threads start gaining traction again, most threads are inactive due to this election being very large this year, I think before Trump got shot US general was at like 170k and it's almost at 180k as of right now. Like politics are interesting and all but what do you think trump will dress up as for Halloween.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I just want someone to win already so regular lolcow threads start gaining traction again, most threads are inactive due to this election being very large this year, I think before Trump got shot US general was at like 170k and it's almost at 180k as of right now. Like politics are interesting and all but what do you think trump will dress up as for Halloween.

He already has his Halloween costume

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Like politics are interesting and all but what do you think trump will dress up as for Halloween.

He's terrifying enough just as himself:

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He's terrifying enough just as himself:
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I'll have you know that MAGA cultists have told me that he is a hip, fit, totally not senile sexy young man

 

[Intrusive Thoughts]

He's terrifying enough just as himself:
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One demonic alien infiltrator to another - you need to get your skin suit patched up before your thralls start to notice...

Spoiler: Shitty craftsmanship

 

[BlackDragoons]

One demonic alien infiltrator to another - you need to get your skin suit patched up before your thralls start to notice...

Spoiler: Shitty craftsmanship

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He needs to stop with the shitty spray ons. Looks like a decomposing ghoul.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

>Be Trump
>Have a Press Conference at 10am
>Be an hour and 20 minutes late
>The Press Conference is at his own house
>Finally arrive
>Its just another whinefest

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And the "press" in question appears to just be a bunch of his followers filming with their phones?

God help me, there's a part of this that kind of appeals to me. If you had told me ten years ago that there was going to be a presidential candidate who told the mainstream media to go fuck themselves and rallied the populace without any help from the establishment, I would have been so excited about the prospect.
And I'd be right there with those people if the guy who did it wasn't a complete piece of shit grifter who doesn't believe in anything he says.

The worst part of this is that there are lots of people in America who have legitimate gripes and aren't being listened to and it would have been great to have a real populist candidate address those concerns. But Trump's too fucking lazy to do that, so he just appeals to people's fear and hatred.

Idk who he's even trying to appeal to by being anti troon.

He's not trying to appeal to anyone at this point. There may be a few people left who Kamala could possibly win over, but there's no one who is unsure about Trump who is going to suddenly come around to his way of thinking.
At this point he's just trying to keep his followers as angry as possible so they'll go out and do dumb shit when he loses.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The worst part of this is that there are lots of people in America who have legitimate gripes and aren't being listened to and it would have been great to have a real populist candidate address those concerns. But Trump's too fucking lazy to do that, so he just appeals to people's fear and hatred.

Yeah there are definitely issues that no one is addressing but we have a Centrist Democrat, Trump, some Libertarian, and the remaining third party candidates are grifters

Trumps a grifter but he's a unique type of weirdo who does shit like this where he still does the same routine about how people call him "Sir" and then suck his dick

 

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The number of people in this country who think the President has some magical button they can push to fix literally anything they dislike or complain about BUT CHOOSE NOT TO (ie - Biden gas prices)

Um... that's literally true though. Biden could drop gas and shipping prices tomorrow by removing sanctions on Venezuela and Iran, thus decreasing futures pricing in anticipation of increased supply, and taking appropriate actions to stop the humanitarian blockade of the Red Sea by the Yemeni government. Obviously his bosses wouldn't let him do that (nor would Trump's, given they're the same ones).

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Um... that's literally true though. Biden could drop gas and shipping prices tomorrow by removing sanctions on Venezuela and Iran, thus decreasing futures pricing in anticipation of increased supply, and taking appropriate actions to stop the humanitarian blockade of the Red Sea by the Yemeni government. Obviously his bosses wouldn't let him do that (nor would Trump's, given they're the same ones).

>Um... that's literally true though.

Or

>Biden could [X]....obviously his bosses wouldn't let him do that (nor would Trump's, given they're the same ones).

Pick one. Because you've just made my point. Presidents have very little sway in global economics unless they go full tilt against the grain. Which they never do because it will destabilize everything. Like removing the sanctions on Venezuela and Iran.

Trump's "No tax, Just Tariffs" is an example of going full tilt against the grain. And what do you think that will destabilize if he tries to do it?

 

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>Um... that's literally true though.

Or

>Biden could drop gas and shipping prices tomorrow by....obviously his bosses wouldn't let him do that (nor would Trump's, given they're the same ones).

Pick one. Because you've just made my point. Presidents have very little sway in global economics unless they go full tilt against the grain. Which they never do because it will destabilize everything. Like removing the sanctions on Venezuela and Iran.

You're confusing what 'won't' be done with what 'could' be done. This is a sign of being a braindead partisan- if good things could be done for the American people with a stroke of the Presidential pen, why aren't they being done?

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

You're confusing what 'won't' be done with what 'could' be done. This is a sign of being a braindead partisan- if good things could be done for the American people with a stroke of the Presidential pen, why aren't they being done?

I mean, if you just want to say "You can do anything as president" and don't consider the reasons they don't get done, then I guess I really don't have anything to say and that makes me a brain dead partisan in your eyes.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Apparently Trump is trying to act like he never knew Kill Tony or who even booked him despite the fact his campaign vetted his material and is the opening act for his biggest rally ever.

Not to mention all the blatant pandering he's doing for Puerto Rico acting like he's their best friend without even renouncing the joke at all beyond "I don't know that guy"

 

[JustStopDude]

Also where are you in the country? Don't mean to pry, just curious.

Nagoya.