Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

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REKIETA OMNIFELT 3 live now. These costumes

The Casino is unwatchable live when they spend ten fucking minutes at a time screaming random retard paypigs names "FOR A SUB!" like we get it ffs. Get on with the content.
This is why I stopped watching them live. They're funny but the constant fucking grifting makes it unwatchable. Nobody cares about your retard paypigs gifting subs PPP.
Come on bro.

 

[Schpoots]

Rekieta, do something useful with your sperg rage and bend Ian Hawk over in court.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Complete lack of any of Qayla's family there to support her might indicate the conversation has been had "If you stay with this drugged up looser you're on your own"
The Balldo wearing gobshite will no doubt try and spin it that as "I TOLD them not to come to protect their privacy from the Kiweirdo nerds. It's soo funny and weird you'd all think they'd disown their daughter for not divorcing a manipulative, lying, sexfiend, drug addict, they were just picking the kids up from violin practice"

*'I will be us' tattoo vibes intensify.*

I really think Nick is a manipulative controlling narcissist that alienated Kayla from her family and religious background and ENJOYED doing so. This relationship seems so toxic.

I said I didn't fuck anyONE, I didn't say anything about anyTWO. Learn to read NERRRRRD

Nick has played these semantic games, and now he wonders why people think this is a legitimate question. He 'Boy-who-cried-'Wolf!'ed ' his way into this situation.

We may as well not even have a vote for LOTY this year. Nobody is topping this.

I think after this year we’ll have to make a new category for him in lifetime achievements in Cowdom, or it isn’t fair to anyone else.

Yes. @AltisticRight is there an official appeal that can be made to promote Nick to a lifetime LOLcow achievement award if he wins LOTY twice, then retire him?

At 5:19, Wil lets slip his source is female, which explains why Nick was actually confrontational to her. He would never have approached a man like that, because he’s a nerd among nerds who gets bullied by anyone with a Y chromosome.

Nick has problems with women. This is clear from the number of people he has expressed hatred for and tried to manipulate.

- He was also malding over "Kiwi Farms" archiving his hedonistic LOCALS chat

It is (selfishly) interesting why those messages were not included in these leaks, but I suppose we got a whole lot of other content. This just caught my eye.

 

[TexOffender]

Legal dicksucker is gonna go over the recent lunacy.

 

[HackerX]

Update: Nick and I exchanged our last messages today. Then he blocked me.

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Blocked proof-

Spoiler

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Link to the beginning of our dms- https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19681596

So much seethe in so little words.

 

[Moral plague]

I'd say Nick needs to be put on suicide watch, but brother is so narcissistic he'd never do it.

 

[LiquidKid]

Yes. @AltisticRight is there an official appeal that can be made to promote Nick to a lifetime LOLcow achievement award if he wins LOTY twice, then retire him?

He’ll be in prison for the next 25 years, so he’ll automatically be out of the race

 

[Captain Manning]

Agreed, and if he's infatuated with Melton while wearing a Steel Toe shirt, knowing Melton hates Aaron, I have questions about his number of brain cells.

I assume all Dabbleverse people are morons.

I have more serious questions whether this was an intentional attempt to get it shut down, and not just somebody being an idiot.

Rationale being: Nick wants to suppress and memory holes things. April is his second waifu. Nick hates the Farms. Nick hates Sean. Sean is covering this in-depth. Nick is allied with Melton. Melton is pals with this guy. Nick clearly is not above gay ops at this point. He tried one on Sean just recently.

(As something of an aside, I have had suspicions for a while now that it was Nick that sicced Ralph on @elb months ago, although that might be more difficult to prove given how unstable Ralph is in general, and there's a few other people I can think of).

This guy (or rather, the guy in that Zoom call) screwed Sean, Kurt, and Nate.

He screwed us.

I dunno about the rest of you but, unlike Nick, I don't like being screwed.

CONFIRMED! Hawk says he is a big fan of NLO about a minute or so in, is a member of his discord. Talks about prank ordering pizzas to stuttering John.

I also found a episode of NLO from 7 months ago, where apparently he has been a 12 month subscriber at that point. Note that from the transcript and audio he does address him as "Ian Hawk" despite the screen name.

https://www.youtube.com/live/M2Q72-vjMyM

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick has played these semantic games, and now he wonders why people think this is a legitimate question. He 'Boy-who-cried-'Wolf!'ed ' his way into this situation.

There are no semantic games being played, he is just bold face lying for the umpteenth time.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

More or less everyone who has looked at this from a guidelines sentencing POV have concluded it's unlikely, but Nick is really pushing the boundaries, almost as if he's trying to speedrun what justifies an upward deviation. Nothing he's charged with would ordinarily result in such a sentence.

Courts are often reluctant to do upward deviations because of the difficulty of justifying them and the opportunities for appeal. Upward deviations generally require factual findings, on the record, in a trial or at least an evidentiary hearing. The finder of fact, which is the jury or the judge in a bench trial, have to find facts that support that (after Booker/Apprendi and the huge revision in the use of sentencing guidelines mandated by those cases).

If Nick were actually trying to make a case justifying deviating upwards from sentencing guidelines, he would be the world champ of it.

I was thinking of a local jail sentence, not a prison sentence. I presume the court can incarcerate someone locally as part of a probation sentence.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

He looks like the result of at least two generations of first cousin marriage.

he looks like Coomalots cousin so this tracks

 

[ChromaQuack]

I was thinking of a local jail sentence, not a prison sentence. I presume the court can incarcerate someone locally as part of a probation sentence.

He would not suffer through that, I do however have the perfect sentence for someone like Nick and I hope the judge follows.

2000 hours of community service.

 

[Vibralldo]

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The fat in the hat and th-th-th-thing one

 

[RudyRayMoore]

I assume all Dabbleverse people are morons.

I have more serious questions whether this was an intentional attempt to get it shut down, and not just somebody being an idiot.

Rationale being: Nick wants to suppress and memory holes things. April is his second waifu. Nick hates the Farms. Nick hates Sean. Sean is covering this in-depth. Nick is allied with Melton. Melton is pals with this guy. Nick clearly is not above gay ops at this point. He tried one on Sean just recently.

(As something of an aside, I have had suspicions for a while now that it was Nick that sicced Ralph on @elb months ago, although that might be more difficult to prove given how unstable Ralph is in general, and there's a few other people I can think of).

This guy (or rather, the guy in that Zoom call) screwed Sean, Kurt, and Nate.

He screwed us.

I dunno about the rest of you but, unlike Nick, I don't like being screwed.


I also found a episode of NLO from 7 months ago, where apparently he has been a 12 month subscriber at that point. Note that from the transcript and audio he does address him as "Ian Hawk" despite the screen name.

https://www.youtube.com/live/M2Q72-vjMyM

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Am I correct, the ass hats in the hearing today were Dabbleverse folks and not Kiwi Farmers?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I'm sorry Nick, but based on the evidence you are diagnosed with the following medical codes.
Z73.4
F52.21
E29.9
F65.2 through .5
W55.59XD
I would recommend getting looked at and beginning a plan of care to address these issues. Some of these may be permanent.

EDIT: user @parsnip correctly pointed out that you have every F10 diagnosis as well. Excepting probably F10.11 and F10.21 Put the bottle down.

fellow medical coding fags
Don't forget F10.239 and F14.12
Edit: Also K62.81

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick’s awake! [ X | Archive ]

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I'm starting to understand why in the past - and in some current day cultures - they stone to death hedonists like this.

I can't imagine being in the position of the eldest seeing the mad hatter

I'll be real at glance I thought he was cosplaying that one fat guy that was on zero punctuation that trooned out.
Jim Sterling I think?

It is 2024 how have the courts not figured out how to selectively unmute participants in zoom

The government is if anything immensely incompetent.
Which shows how dumb Nick is with how badly he is losing against them.

That's exactly what I think. I would absolutely want to be there in person. It's all about making an impression.

It shows you're taking things seriously at least.

lolcow of the decade? Perhaps of all time?

Edit: Not all time, but I can't believe how dumb he is.

The beauty of it being from the same setup... Cmon Crackets. You think the judge won't notice that?

He would not suffer through that, I do however have the perfect sentence for someone like Nick and I hope the judge follows.

2000 hours of community service.

He'd figure a way to half ass it and weasel around it.
In an ideal world I'd get the folowing.
Him disbarred.
Fined Heavily.
Mandatory drug testing and in stay at a state run rehab center - no fancy rich boy shit for him.
The kids taken away for their own sake.
And some jail time to boot.

But we'll see. I expect at the very least the community service sadly. They can't be offering him a plea deal at this point. He has fought too long and hard against them and been a prick about it to everyone involved.

 

[Doof]

Agreed, and if he's infatuated with Melton while wearing a Steel Toe shirt, knowing Melton hates Aaron, I have questions about his number of brain cells.

Melton copied Steel Toes logo and sold some merch thinking it would be an own

This pic indicates he has 1 brain cell and that's the one sitting on his lap

 

[Dipodomys]

That line about "$1,000 goes a long way in Jamaica" sounds like exactly something the bulls would have told this sucker, this fucking rube.

This is probably how he got what looks like actual brain damage. A lot of people who do massive amounts of drugs and booze don't go into pure tard mode or incipient Wernicke-Korsakoff just from that. He basically speedran himself into wetbrain. You can tell he's visibly dumber and slower than he ever was, can't think straight, can't follow a train of logic, talks in pure gibberish sometimes.

This is even when he's not visibly acutely intoxicated. He's tarded himself. Possibly forever.

It's like the "perma-stoned" kids in high school.

You can just fuck yourself to the point of no return.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

My favorite scenario is the baby was Nick's, the stripper kept it, and now Nick's mulatto bastard is growing up in da mean streets of Kingston, always knowing that one day he will outdo his whitebread nigga father.

 

[Captain Manning]

Am I correct, the ass hats in the hearing today were Dabbleverse folks and not Kiwi Farmers?

I don't know that for sure, but that's the theory I am running with, ATM.

No true Farmer would have done what was done today. The participants of this thread would have wanted the Zoom hearing to go ahead, and would have been hands off.

Whereas Nick wants everything opaque as he can make it, associates with really unsavory people, and has employed increasingly scummy tactics.

I could see the opposition trying to throw a monkey wrench in this. I could see them doing what was done today. I could see them going out of their way to avoid sounding anti-Aaron, or pro-Nick.

It sounded anti-April. Which I think could be intentional misdirection. Maybe even to the point where they wanted people to think it came from the Farms.