Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

PetiteFeet said:
Thanks, I hate it.
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Lol I hope you haven't just found Bulla through my post.
If so, I apologize. Lovecraft was right about somethings being better left undiscovered.
Although Bulla was a fucking hilarious cow when he was still active (sexually).
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He's actually the inspiration for the Coomer meme guy.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
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I have been staring at this picture for about ten minutes trying to figure out what the hell is going on. Maybe it's her coracoid process, and that's the head of the bicep you can see coming down from underneath it and running down along her arm? But why is it sticking out so much, and why is the rest of her shoulder so low? No matter how skinny you are, that part of your shoulder should not be sticking up so high compared to your acromion, right? I hope it's just some really shitty photo editing.

Also, she looks like a 50-year-old depressed butch lesbian.
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JFC she's just really fucking skinny. If you're a naturally thin woman who already has trouble putting on muscle and go super hard at the no-carb, physique-style working out&eating, your collarbone will do that too when you do this pose. The image has been edited for colour/contrast/etc., and to make her upper arm look more muscular than it is, so there are some shadows that don't really extend as far as it looks like they do. That's tripping your brain up and making you assume a shape that is suggested, but not really there. The beefiness of her upper arm doesn't exist alongside that much collarbone in real life, on men or women.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I don't know why she insists on posing without a shirt on, those topless shots just emphasize how ridiculous her fake abs are, she has zero muscle on her pecs, shoulders, arms like twigs, and then a 6 pack but with no lats... its just bizzare and unnatural looking. If she was hammering the gym enough to have natural abs like that she'd build lats and pecs at the same time, plus shoulders... you don't just end up with isolated development, I guess unless you're that fucking weirdo with one jacked arm that just does one arm dumbell curls so he looks like he jerks off more than John Bulla (sexually).
Core muscles you can't do that, you're not gonna get ripped abs but no lats and pecs.
As for the weird unidentified boney protuberances on her shoulders, I think it's just her collar bones, I'm pretty sure she's got an eating disorder.
I think her ab implants are migrating too, if you look at her stomach she has a couple of weird looking lumps in places they shouldn't be.
The people gassing this neurotic, odd little woman up to get her to post topless dudebro pics are fucking mean, they're either as deluded as her or they're fucking mocking her behind her back because the pics are making her look the exact opposite of what her intention is.
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Some people wonder if she actually has ab implants. To these optimistic readers, let me remind you of this ridiculous early image:elliot-page-shares-shirtless-snap-instagram.png
If her other muscles look stupid and incongruous now, it's likely due to some very generous photoshopping. As previously noted she doesn't even eat enough to be taking advantage of the testosterone and bulking up, and anyway, it can only do so much on her tiny frame.
God, she looks so dumb.
 
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pink cigarettes said:
Some people wonder if she actually has ab implants. To these optimistic readers, let me remind you of this ridiculous early image:View attachment 6551142
If her other muscles look stupid and incongruous now, it's likely due to some very generous photoshopping. As previously noted she doesn't even eat enough to be taking advantage of the testosterone and bulking up, and anyway, it can only do so much on her tiny frame.
God, she looks so dumb.
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Maybe it's me, but it Looks like she has abs on top of her ribcage.
That is anatomicaly impossible.
 
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Nebulon X5 said:
Maybe it's me, but it Looks like she has abs on top of her ribcage.
That is anatomicaly impossible.
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Thats just another tell that they're fake. You're totally right, she has "abs" where there aren't any abdominal muscles, unless she's some kind of mutant, a human ribcage isn't shaped like that. The top part of her ab implants are over the bottom of her ribcage, if I had to guess because she's a tiny woman and they just don't make ab implants small enough to fit properly in her frame, as skinny as she is, the bottom of her ribcage should be visible where the outside of her top row of "abs" covers it.

Good eye by the way.
Its easy to sense some uncanny valley shit going on with her abs, but it could be difficult to point out just what exactly is wrong, (apart from the obvious incongrous isolated 6 pack with no other matching torso muscle development) but as soon as its pointed out you can't fail to notice stuff like this.
 
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batteredpancakes said:
It almost makes me think she's going for that anime skinny twink aesthetic. Thin arms, neck and stomach but well developed shoulders, back with the chest quite high up.
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I don't know if Ellen was ever into anime, but like troons trying to be the mall goth chick of their dreams, she's definitely trying and failing to emulate the pop idol pretty-boy look from the 2000s. That's what she grew up with despite being lesbian, so that's her ideal image of what being a boy is.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
I don't know if Ellen was ever into anime, but like troons trying to be the mall goth chick of their dreams, she's definitely trying and failing to emulate the pop idol pretty-boy look from the 2000s. That's what she grew up with despite being lesbian, so that's her ideal image of what being a boy is.
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Isn't she a massive sonic fan? She might be into anime as well. Hard to say as she doesn't really talk about her personal interests much.

I don't think celebrity handlers would allow an actress to admit to liking anime/video games in the 2000s. The general public viewed anime much more negatively back then.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Found this while flicking through passable shitpost accounts on xitter, laughed for a solid five minutes...
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That Elliot Roger could be such a powerful troon that she compels those around her to want to kill themselves in despair over being near her tickles my funny bone so delightfully
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He's denying the statement but honestly I find it completely believable because, it practically killed the killed the show.
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Season 2 was already going downhill but there was still hope of recovery, but from season 3 and beyond they just shat the bed and never recovered.

Season 3 got a huge pass from critics due to the trooning acting as a shield, but it didn't last long and probably did more harm than good because all the valid criticisms got suppressed and by the time season 4 rolled around not even the most diehard "omg eliot is literally me" people could defend the shit it had become.

Ellen did irreperable damage to multiple people's careers with her retarded egocentric stunt. The only people that came out looking good from the whole fiasco was Gallagher and Sheehan.
 
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batteredpancakes said:
Elliot hasn't posted for a whole month now. Last google news was also a month ago. I guess she's seeing the last of her career since Umbrella academy ended. Imdb just says she has only a voice role in a cheap animated film.

Since I can't post an update, here's a bunch of memes I found:
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Fuuuuck, I want to use the Elliot Cage pic as my pfp so much.
 
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If she's taking so much testosterone doesn't that mean she's going through super menopause very early? That would destroy her body and mind very quickly. She's probably in constant pain and brain fog and always depressed. I guess she's euphoric now and it's all worth it and she's got another 45 years of life left to live with all these problems. Yay for her
 
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Oilspill Battery said:
He's denying the statement but honestly I find it completely believable because, it practically killed the killed the show.
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Season 2 was already going downhill but there was still hope of recovery, but from season 3 and beyond they just shat the bed and never recovered.

Season 3 got a huge pass from critics due to the trooning acting as a shield, but it didn't last long and probably did more harm than good because all the valid criticisms got suppressed and by the time season 4 rolled around not even the most diehard "omg eliot is literally me" people could defend the shit it had become.

Ellen did irreperable damage to multiple people's careers with her retarded egocentric stunt. The only people that came out looking good from the whole fiasco was Gallagher and Sheehan.
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You can remove all troon shit and season 3 was still trash. They just wrote themselves into a corner.
 
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