Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

If she's taking so much testosterone doesn't that mean she's going through super menopause very early? That would destroy her body and mind very quickly. She's probably in constant pain and brain fog and always depressed. I guess she's euphoric now and it's all worth it and she's got another 45 years of life left to live with all these problems. Yay for her
The retard put herself through pari/post menopause rapid fire. So she not only has fat and collagen in her face melting, facial and body dryness, but she’s also over taxing her body to where she has swelling. Which means she’s retaining water as well. She’s having hot flashes, random itching, mucosal dryness (north and south), mood-swings, hair loss, frequent UTIs, insomnia, etc. More or less, it’s better to age like a woman than age like a man. If I had to see that face in the mirror everyday, that’s a wrap for me.
She’s the one person where alogging her ass is a act of mercy
 
The retard put herself through pari/post menopause rapid fire. So she not only has fat and collagen in her face melting, facial and body dryness, but she’s also over taxing her body to where she has swelling. Which means she’s retaining water as well. She’s having hot flashes, random itching, mucosal dryness (north and south), mood-swings, hair loss, frequent UTIs, insomnia, etc. More or less, it’s better to age like a woman than age like a man. If I had to see that face in the mirror everyday, that’s a wrap for me.
She’s the one person where alogging her ass is a act of mercy
But she will age as neither a man nor a woman. She will age like a poon. The testosterone and estrogen mix is aging her body in a unique and horrifying way.
 
But she will age as neither a man nor a woman. She will age like a poon. The testosterone and estrogen mix is aging her body in a unique and horrifying way.
Prepare to lay witness to a miniature, hairless Keith Richard
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she couldn't delay her gratification even a tiny bit.
The defining characteristic of Troons and Pooners.

One Pooner was complaining her blood was "like syrup",
Yeah but that could be incipient diabetes. At least 2/3 of all dedicated Pooners are obese.

giving women these levels of Testosterone is risking killing them or worse.
Good. TPD.

Prepare to lay witness to a miniature, hairless Keith Richard
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I won't be at all surprised if Keith outlives Ellen.
 
That sounds awful, where was this posted?


I didn’t see the exact term “like syrup,” when I skimmed, but this is the post @Procrastinhater is referring to. Pooner’s blood draws were so slow despite the circumstances that she was suggested a port to speed things up
 
AI pictures of Ellen as the Flash re-cast, pictures from 2 years ago but went viral again recently. Makes the jaw more masculine but really gets the eyes right.
 

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God I want to see a big budget action movie starring a couple tiny, fragile pooners. I'm dead serious. I'd get the biggest popcorn to watch it.

Preferably a special forces movie starring a handful of 6'1" tough guys and one 5'3" pooner. "Elliot" Page can play the grizzled 5'1" veteran the other special forces "men" turn to when training for their mission. In the end, the junior pooner saves the large men by punching her way through a dozen hardened mercenaries (with her tiny little girl fists).
 
She has like the worst haircut that I've ever seen put in a pooner, who was the bastard who did this? :story:

Also, did anyone made a wellness check on her? She didn't said a thing after Trump won, I expected her to be the first one to start the fearmongering and the seething.
 
I didn’t see the exact term “like syrup,” when I skimmed, but this is the post @Procrastinhater is referring to. Pooner’s blood draws were so slow despite the circumstances that she was suggested a port to speed things up
Thanks, yeah the term "like syrup" was my own description, but that seemed to be what she was describing. I should have maybe been more clear.
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God I want to see a big budget action movie starring a couple tiny, fragile pooners. I'm dead serious. I'd get the biggest popcorn to watch it.

Preferably a special forces movie starring a handful of 6'1" tough guys and one 5'3" pooner. "Elliot" Page can play the grizzled 5'1" veteran the other special forces "men" turn to when training for their mission. In the end, the junior pooner saves the large men by punching her way through a dozen hardened mercenaries (with her tiny little girl fists).
I keep trying to tell people a remake of Conan the Barbarian with Ellen as Conan would be fucking epic.
It has to be played completely straight though, and they need to get some real strongman types to play Conans enemies, like the dudes that were Thulsa Dooms henchmen in the Arnold version.
The bigger and more roided out the better, and then have them play it totally straight, like this tiny little 5'1" Pooner is the most heccin' manly and fearsome, deadly warrior on Earth.

It'd be so fucking funny, and it's giving Ellen the chance to show Pooners can be just as manly men as any man.

I don't know how to make AI art or I'd knock up a copy of the John Millius Conan Poster, an
Elliot Page is Conan the Barbarian
movie poster with Ellen replacing Arnold.
 
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She has like the worst haircut that I've ever seen put in a pooner, who was the bastard who did this? :story:

Also, did anyone made a wellness check on her? She didn't said a thing after Trump won, I expected her to be the first one to start the fearmongering and the seething.
Found this little gem, she seems to be referring to the election so I guess that counts.
https://youtu.be/-i7CavwGM_Y?si=tbZC8traKmeJLUDn
lol @ the voice crack.
If anyone feels like archiving I’d appreciate it.
 
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