Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[PetiteFeet]

Well fuck, I've spent the last 137 pages assuming the show was a video game spin-off adapted from fanfiction written by that emo band guy.

honestly that sounds rad as fuck. remake Umbrella Academy to take place in the Resident Evil universe but everything else stays the same, from the comics and not the botched TV adaption with Ellen's trooning ruining it.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

You can remove all troon shit and season 3 was still trash. They just wrote themselves into a corner.

The apocalypse can only happen so many times.

 

[TismFarmer]

Funny you should show this guy, seeing how he trooned out...

 

[Nebulon X5]

If she's taking so much testosterone doesn't that mean she's going through super menopause very early? That would destroy her body and mind very quickly. She's probably in constant pain and brain fog and always depressed. I guess she's euphoric now and it's all worth it and she's got another 45 years of life left to live with all these problems. Yay for her

Oh, don't you worry! As long as her insurance is good, she'll have plenty of Vicodin, Adderall, Prozac, and Darvon to deal with all those issues. And when her liver finally fails from this pharmaceutical jambalaya, she'll go right to the top of the donor list because of her Protected Class status. You'll see...

 

[pink cigarettes]

If she's taking so much testosterone doesn't that mean she's going through super menopause very early? That would destroy her body and mind very quickly. She's probably in constant pain and brain fog and always depressed. I guess she's euphoric now and it's all worth it and she's got another 45 years of life left to live with all these problems. Yay for her

No, my understanding is that it's like super (artificial, chemical) puberty, including mood swings. But although cross-sex hormones are unhealthy and weird, flooding your body with testosterone doesn't cause instant menopause.

Something like that will happen, though, if she stops HRT. She would have to wait for her estrogen levels return to normal, since the body takes longer to adjust and she wouldn't be injecting it but would just have to wait. (Of course, this is assuming she doesn't nuke her entire system in the meantime and is even CAPABLE of normal hormone levels naturally)

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Umbrella Academy is a lot like Westworld would have been better remembered if it was a single season miniseries and ended there.

 

[Kufungisisa]

No, my understanding is that it's like super (artificial, chemical) puberty, including mood swings. But although cross-sex hormones are unhealthy and weird, flooding your body with testosterone doesn't cause instant menopause.

Adding more testosterone in brings on some of the effects of what a male would go through at puberty BUT the body is still female and has to deal with it.

They both have vaginal atrophy in common (and probably a couple of other things (osteoporosis risk?).

Pooners sometimes get hysterectomies for vaginal atrophy. They are then surprised that having a hysterectomy isn’t painless.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Adding more testosterone in brings on some of the effects of what a male would go through at puberty BUT the body is still female and has to deal with it.

They both have vaginal atrophy in common (and probably a couple of other things (osteoporosis risk?).

Pooners sometimes get hysterectomies for vaginal atrophy. They are then surprised that having a hysterectomy isn’t painless.

Yeah Lord knows Im not saying it's natural like actual male puberty- but it also isn't a female body going through menopause. Just as a eunuch (drastic decrease of any sex hormones) experiences something different than a castrated male on estrogen. It's a fucked up unnatural kind of hormone replacement, but a replacement nonetheless.
source: lost frens to the gender idiocy in the 2000s- early 2010s. Going on testosterone simply does not induce a menopause-like experience, apart from the vaginal dryness I guess. They have more energy and more aggression and sex drive because it's testosterone. Only the female detransitioners who had to come off test, and had to wait for natural hormonal levels to return on their own, experienced things like hot flashes, lethargy, etc until it all leveled out. (Idk about anyone who had ovaries yeeted though and don't talk to any of those lunatics anymore)

I think Ellen is just miserable and looks sluggish and suicidal because she's an anorexic basketcase on synthetic hormones and probably a bunch of SSRIs who cut up her body and tanked her career. Menopause might suck but it doesn't make you look like a goblin

 

[Budgie]

Only the female detransitioners who had to come off test, and had to wait for natural hormonal levels to return on their own, experienced things like hot flashes, lethargy, etc until it all leveled out.

I've heard that the initial period cycle upon going off of testosterone and having female bodily functions start to come back is no joke.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Well fuck, I've spent the last 137 pages assuming the show was a video game spin-off adapted from fanfiction written by that emo band guy.

What emo band guy?

 

[Candidae]

What emo band guy?

This emo guy

you can see the resemblance in art style probably.
The comics started started publishing in 2007, in the middle of the band's heyday (the black parade comes out in 2009, their most famous song). The comics actually got decent acclaim from comic fans who weren't just fans of the band which is why it ended up getting an adaption that didn't make the band author the selling point cause it actually held up on its own (also cause the band doesn't really exist now).

 

[Constellationzero]

and she's got another 45 years of life left to live with all these problems. Yay for her

Bluntly?

I don't think she'll see old age. But if I'm being really generous... maybe 60-65?
Cross sex hormones, turbo menopause will age you horribly. Like that French graphic novel Sandcastles. I can't get Erin Moran out of my mind. I see an end like hers for Ellen.

 

[Rotting Femcel]

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First pic is from 2018, so 2 years before her coming out as trans. Second pic is from August 5th of this year.
Wanted to find pics of her before and after transition to see if there was any noticeable changes that could point towards her getting some kind of surgery/implants/etc on her face, because I was pretty on board with that at first aftter reading this thread, but the shape of her face actually looks mostly the same. Went to a stock photo site so I could get raw/mostly unedited pics.

• She's lost weight for sure, but nothing too extreme
• She stopped wearing makeup (obviously) so it makes any flaws stand out more
• No noticeable changes in hairline so far it seems?
• Definitely looks more tired/sickly in general
• Slight change in hair texture/color? (hair texture has a very slight chance of changing following any type of surgeries iirc, and probably is affected by hormones as well. color might just be lighting and/or she's dyeing it for some reason)

That's all I noticed.
I mostly remember her for her post and early 2010s roles, she definitely had a rounder, softer face back then. She was 31 in 2018 which is still pretty young, so maybe she did have surgery or something on her face BEFORE transitioning?

tbh she looks more like a middle aged lesbian now than before she pooned out. (or a recovering cancer patient) also why are the veins on her head bulging so much?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Darvon

COME ON
Who fucking chose that name and how do I buy him a drink

 

[Nebulon X5]

COME ON
Who fucking chose that name and how do I buy him a drink

It looks like Eli Lilly and the CIA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextropropoxyphene

 

[brocktherock]

why are the veins on her head bulging so much?

I bet her T-loaded head is preparing for its imminent stroke. The other pooner related threads are keeping a beady eye on the girls dropping like flies because steroids have ravaged their cardiovascular systems.

 

[Rotting Femcel]

I bet her T-loaded head is preparing for its imminent stroke. The other pooner related threads are keeping a beady eye on the girls dropping like flies because steroids have ravaged their cardiovascular systems.

You know , I wonder if women taking testosterone puts them at a risk for blood clots and cardiovascular issues.

 

[PetiteFeet]

You know , I wonder if women taking testosterone puts them at a risk for blood clots and cardiovascular issues.

Probably not more than regular birth control does *rimshot*

 

[Surfin Terf]

You know , I wonder if women taking testosterone puts them at a risk for blood clots and cardiovascular issues.

Aren't blood clots an estrogen thing? I know that testosterone puts them at risk of polycythemia.

To be fair, exogenous estrogen and testosterone also have these effects on women/men.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You know , I wonder if women taking testosterone puts them at a risk for blood clots and cardiovascular issues.

It can cause Polycythemia, the none cancerous version of the cancer Boogie 1488 lied about having, Testosterone increases red blood cells, thus increasing the risk of clots and strokes/heart attacks.
Theres Pooners being treated by phlebotomy (bleeding, the medieval treatments to drain bad humors) by doctors afraid of the ire of the Gender Cult by just being honest and taking them off T, so they try to drain the excess blood as a last resort to stave of the sort of problem that caused the Locked In Pooner to end up auditioning for Metallica's "One".

One Pooner was complaining her blood was "like syrup", giving women these levels of Testosterone is risking killing them or worse.