US Witches Report Their Spells Against Trump Aren't Working: 'He Has a Shield'

Witches Report Their Spells Against Trump Aren't Working: 'He Has a Shield' (archive)
By: Benjamin Gill; The Christian Broadcasting Network
Published: October 28th, 2024

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From dabblers to hard-core practitioners, witchcraft has been on the rise in the U.S. in recent years. It has become so trendy that there's an entire TikTok hashtag dedicated to WitchTok, and it's got billions of views. The occult has gained popularity in the political realm as well, once again on display during this election season.

With the presidential election right around the corner, witches are trying to cast spells against Donald Trump, but this time around they're reportedly frustrated that their spells aren't working.

The Toronto Star reports on one example in which a group of roughly 100 witches has been gathering by Zoom to attack Trump in the spirit realm. "Armed with orange candles, tarot cards, and a not-so-flattering photo of the former president, they cast a spell to block his return to the White House. The final words of their synchronized ritual — 'You're fired!' — echo as Trump's image burns to the ground," the Star reports.

The group is led by a woman with 25,000 subscribers on her mailing list, and she has invited all of them to join her in hexing Trump before the election.

But other news outlets are reporting that some witches are publicly bemoaning the failures of their spells against Trump.

An ABC News outlet in Alabama reports one witch wrote on the Reddit forum that her spells won't work like before, saying she believes it's because many people are praying. "Therefore he has a shield, a flimsy one of course, but a shield nonetheless (I am trying to figure out a way to create spells that can bypass that, but it's difficult)," the witch reportedly wrote.

Another posted, "I hate to say this, but don't do magic against him. He has a form of protection surrounding him that feeds off of magic done against him. You will have better results if you focus your magic on helping his opponent or protecting yourself and others."

Also writing on the WitchesVsPatriarchy thread on Reddit, another witch agreed that something appears to be protecting Trump from their spells.

"Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells directly against Trump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him," she complains.

Trump has publicly acknowledged God's protection of his life on multiple occasions since he was nearly assassinated at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania in July.

Witches seem to be obsessed with trying to hex Trump since he entered politics. As CBN News reported throughout Trump's presidency, witches were publicly trying to bind him and even his Supreme Court picks, casting spells against them, especially in the lead-up to the 2020 election.

The trendiness of witchcraft on social media makes some young people believe it's just a harmless hobby. But people who used to be practitioners of witchcraft warn it is real, and it eventually destroys the person practicing it.

CBN News has spoken with an ex-witch named Jenny Weaver many times in recent years. She's now a Christian minister, but she reports her teenage dabbling led to darkness and terror.

"I had such a fear that gripped my life. It crippled me. The next thing that I knew, I was seeing things, hearing things, and I was being tortured by demonic spirits that had come in through the use of witchcraft. It was a very scary time. I didn't even want to close my eyes to wash my face. I was that terrified. If you think that it is innocent I am telling you it will take you down a road you do not want to go down. And I had to ask the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive me."

Weaver encourages others, "If you are practicing witchcraft, I am asking you today to give your heart to Jesus."
 
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Your puny magic is no match for trump spingerian sorcery you don't even have the false gene spirit of western civilization behind you ebola and Hitler are protecting Hitler from the 7th realm of the kahului yoga.

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On top of this trump is protected by all three major denominations of Christianity these witches don't stand a chance now be gone foul servant of the dark ruinous powers
hi you're not also cannot challenge your man who is getting the mandate of heaven
 

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"I had such a fear that gripped my life. It crippled me. The next thing that I knew, I was seeing things, hearing things, and I was being tortured by demonic spirits that had come in through the use of witchcraft. It was a very scary time. I didn't even want to close my eyes to wash my face. I was that terrified. If you think that it is innocent I am telling you it will take you down a road you do not want to go down. And I had to ask the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive me."
No offense, but this one may have simply converted her crazy to a new belief system, and is probably not a reliable narrator.
 
In my experience ‘witches’ are the most cringe of feminist subgroups, I know someone in a friend group who entirely reinvented herself, name and all, when she ‘converted’ soon after coming out as a lesbian. From then on there were instances of her offering to do ‘witchcraft’ for the group, like offering to ‘actually’ summon up spirits when all we wanted were to share some spooky stories on Halloween.

As a Catholic I don’t believe she or these women are summoning fuck and all, but it’s just really fucking annoying having to deal with them regardless.
 
In my experience ‘witches’ are the most cringe of feminist subgroups, I know someone in a friend group who entirely reinvented herself, name and all, when she ‘converted’ soon after coming out as a lesbian. From then on there were instances of her offering to do ‘witchcraft’ for the group, like offering to ‘actually’ summon up spirits when all we wanted were to share some spooky stories on Halloween.

As a Catholic I don’t believe she or these women are summoning fuck and all, but it’s just really fucking annoying having to deal with them regardless.
Not all witches are feminists or Leftists or even female given that Witches Vs Patriarchy is mostly populated by trannies.

Besides, any true witch knows that to perform a hex you need a taglock of the target (a printed google generated image with their name and D.O.B. written on the back doesn't work) and your reasons must be justified. It wouldn't be possible to hex Trump anyway as millions pray over him daily.

I notice these faux witches never seem interested in hexing ISIS?
 
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An ABC News outlet in Alabama reports one witch wrote on the Reddit forum that her spells won't work like before, saying she believes it's because many people are praying. "Therefore he has a shield, a flimsy one of course, but a shield nonetheless (I am trying to figure out a way to create spells that can bypass that, but it's difficult)," the witch reportedly wrote.
Your magic is weak. Behold the power of God.
 
By the grace of God’s divine light and the protection of Shinzo Abe. Donald Trump is effectively immune from the fake power of psychotic lesbian women and their bullshit fake magic.

Go scream about it with your friends in the woods somewhere, grow the fuck up, and come back ready to seriously participate in society.

Having said that, I’ve had a lot of fun reading the Witches vs. Patriarchy subreddit. Those dudes (and remaining actual natal women) are lunatics. It’s the kind of cringe shit I’d expect from teenagers, except like, I’m pretty sure all of those people are adults (children that never grew up really)
 
Do NOT face Trump alone while astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned trump to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Trump is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to stop a nazi.
 
Imagine if you could open a portal and pull someone like Matthew Hopkins through to the modern day and show him this.
Would he burn them with renewed fury or just have a nervous breakdown?
Come to think of it, maybe someone did show him the future …
It’s a bit of an odd thought isn’t it? That in 1620 or so there were innocent women being killed to settle scores or eliminate business rivals and now there are people using TikTok to pretend to be something that would have been a gruesome death sentence ?
 
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