Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
Very deceptive. Very jewish. Nick used to say he wasn't a jew but considering every part of his persona pre-ritten was fake, he really might be one and was lying.

Now I'm imagining a kid's book that retells a summary of nick's life so far titled "The Jew that Wished He was a Nigger" :story:
At the very least, he's spiritually Jewish. I don't think he's fully Jew though, he's really bad at lying lol.
 
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So where is April officially claiming she lives? with her Parents? and is that closer to Kandiyohi Court house, her lawyer's office, or Nick's Studio? Does she have to show up on Zoom or could she have just shown up in person? and if she had to use Zoom then couldn't she just use her mobile phone instead?

Aaron has talked about him and April living in Nick's adjoining property and Nick wanting to sell it to them, the timeline matches up with Nick kicking out the previous residents, Aprils clothes and other possessions are literally photographed right now on the Realtor account listing of the adjoining property, She's taken photos in the back and front yard of that house, she filmed her first bond hearing from Nick's blurred out studio and her Omnibussin from there, she's getting mail redirected to Nick's house.
How is she even able to claim that she's not living on Nick's property at this point? it may be the adjoining property but does it really matter for the purposes of constructive possession?.

Also if anyone is detective enough to match clothes with streams/photographs here's a link to the realtor images.
 
Seems a nothing burger. Nate claims two people were promised. All 3 on the stream weren't. Why is Nick so histrionic?
Probably because it's true. Is Nick denying it? Then he's lying.
Nick has been possibly left by Kayla and has had multiple balldo guards turn on him. And all his lawtube friends have turned on him. Who is left to turn on poor balldo? Ralph? Ralph doesn't have any dirt and he doesn't know shit. Dick? No, he will milk that retard forever instead of shooting that that cow. Wife in training Valkyrie hasn't finished making a suit of Kayla's skin yet to replace her with.
Even Melton, the pedophile he recruited to harass witnesses in his case, is harming him more than helping him.
 
Not fufilling the locals gift is what’s stranfe to me. I can almost understanding never paying the rando lawyers.

But how dufficult would it be to send fans like a signed copy of your favorite legal book or some dhit? Unlike the lawyers they are the people that pay you and it costs next to nothing.

Although buying all the lawyers a bottle of whatever they want does not seem hard either.

Nick not wanting to do what he promissed seems real silly to me. It takes 5 seconds.
He is a lawyer. One should expect it. It’s why when someone promises something you should slways clarify what specifically.
Well yeah, he lies as easy as he breathes. It's fun to him, not that he's good at it or can sell the lie. He genuinely gets pleasure out of half truths I wager.
Very deceptive. Very jewish. Nick used to say he wasn't a jew but considering every part of his persona pre-ritten was fake, he really might be one and was lying.

Now I'm imagining a kid's book that retells a summary of nick's life so far titled "The Jew that Wished He was a Nigger" :story:

Nick sees contracts like a spiteful genie--as a way to screw others over for not being specific enough and entertain himself while absolving himself from legal responsibility.

I wager Nick is one of those 'technically correct is the best kind of correct' fags who love splitting hairs and proving how much 'smarter' they are than you. He got his law license because he thinks 'Well ackshumlly' works in real life.
 
So where is April officially claiming she lives?
The issue is probably that Nick stopped paying for the internet at the balldo bunker. The $80 a month can buy you some amount of cocaine that I'm sure he needs.

Nick, I know you're reading this. For $200 you could get some ubiquiti nano beams and just shoot the internet over there. Performance is pretty good, and if you PM me I'll assist with calibration so you can get as close to the 350Mbit max as possible. Latency will be minimal and so it'll work for April's Zoom calls to court.
 
I wager Nick is one of those 'technically correct is the best kind of correct' fags who love splitting hairs and proving how much 'smarter' they are than you. He got his law license because he thinks 'Well ackshumlly' works in real life.
To be fair, it does work in real life. Frequently a lot.

The issue is the internet is not. Here we play by a whole different set of rules. And no one is ever ready enough.
 
How is she even able to claim that she's not living on Nick's property at this point? it may be the adjoining property but does it really matter for the purposes of constructive possession?.
For her case, I don´t know if it matters or the prosecution cares that much because the bust precedes all the evidence of she moving in. Maybe trying to flip her if Nick tries to play hardball on his criminal case but that would be too stupid even for Rackets.
 
  1. The biggest insult of all is how you treat your fans. Your success is entirely from your viewers, who you batter even worse than your liver. You would be nothing without those super chats. You would be nothing without those live viewers. When they asked for more trials, you made excuses. When they were concerned you were sliding, you lied to them. When they asked for you to feign remorse for your immoral and criminal behavior, to simply stop smoking crack and to feed your damn kids—you told them to kill themselves. I've got news for you, buddy. You wonder where you would be without your fans? It looks a lot like where you are now, but even lower.
So much to respond to this excellent post, but I leave it to two main points, this being #1. Nick thought after a certain point he didn't need his fans, his fans needed him, which even "low-level entertainers" understand they are nothing without an audience. A locals stream to 80 people, most of which are detractors or "farmers," hopefully is a wakeup call, yet every time he gets one, he rolls over and hits the snooze button.

I hope some lawtubers will read this, especially anyone who mistakenly believed they were "friends" with Nick. Just remember, he will gladly slide $1000 to some third-world whore, just because she touched his shoulder, but when it comes to the people that help him make that money, he says he owes you nothing. He won't even say "thank you." So I hope you make as much money as you can off of this clown. He has admitted it was only about his success, his money, his ego; he had no interest in anything but his own gratification.

The only thing you've ever earned, Nick, is this thread. You work for us now, and you're working for free.
Not only does Nick owe them nothing, lawtubers owed him loyalty. Loyalty without a thank you for propping up his trial streams with actual legal analysis while he sat there bitching how he hated trials.

While he was busy paying third-world whores and bailing on lawtube streams for ones who helped him, he also had no problem showing up for Simpcast or pornstars or other random sluts on the Internet who stroked his ego.

Legal Mindset said: "joe was extra salty of the three he didnt get money"
Wou could've immagined a Jew would do that.
Especially Joe, you've been glazing nick non stop all the way from your first appearance until he bailed on your collab show with him and you stopped appearing on his shows...and then he gets arrested almost a year later and you STILL glazed him and now I'm hearing you've been super salty for being given empty promises? You got outjewed by your debt jew and now it's revealed you got outjewed by jew in spirit. The shame! :story:
Joe's feet finally need to be held to the fire. As a man with 6 kids (maybe more?) how can he noseguard for Nick after his daughter tested positive for cocaine? Even if it's a "false positive," what about child neglect? Joe's channel has been stagnant because he stuck by Nick. Everyone else, they've grown having parted ways with him.

C'mon Joe, grow some Maztah balls and dump the addict.
 
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The one thing Kevin Spacey did in that pedo movie Nick loves so much is get a job.

Obviously that's the only part Nick won't emulate.
There’s such a grand irony in that Kevin Spacey really irl would have been into the dude instead of the chick, and probably would’ve sucked off the dad.
Nick sees contracts like a spiteful genie--as a way to screw others over for not being specific enough and entertain himself while absolving himself from legal responsibility.
I think PPP was right and that Nick became demonically possessed, failed his moment of temptation and all of that.
 
The hedo thing points to kayla getting pounded by the jamaicans and made me think...

What if the worst day of his life was not kayla cheating on him as I originally thought? It's kayla looking at nick's phone and finding out he's been gooning with other female ytbers and she demands that she get double teamed by energii king and ricardo as compensation? :story:

The worst day of his life was that him realizing he is being forced into becoming a cuckold or risk being divorce raped?
 
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