Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.6%

  • Total voters
    350
His brag-slash-grievance about people making six figures cause of him is odd. Doesn't the average lawyer make more than the average streamer? Is a six-figure job really that hard to come across if you're a practicing lawyer? I thought the money was what got a lot of people into law.
All lawyers are not created or paid equally. You can do very well for yourself, or not so much. Same with streamers.

Nick is not good attorney. So he didn't. Streaming was more lucrative.

Now he sucks at that too.

I really think if Nick didn't have Petrofac, he'd be Ralph.
 
Seems a nothing burger. Nate claims two people were promised. All 3 on the stream weren't. Why is Nick so histrionic? He could just say "Nate, i never promised anyone payment, recheck your sources"
See below:
Legal Mindset revealed on stream that Nick never split the money he promised and Nick promised a fuck ton of people money.
I presume it will be clipped soon.
 
Nick has been possibly left by Kayla and has had multiple balldo guards turn on him. And all his lawtube friends have turned on him. Who is left to turn on poor balldo? Ralph? Ralph doesn't have any dirt and he doesn't know shit. Dick? No, he will milk that retard forever instead of shooting that that cow. Wife in training Valkyrie hasn't finished making a suit of Kayla's skin yet to replace her with.

Drexel? He just kinda left because of drugs I guess. Not really many balldo guards left.
 
April huffing Nick’s farts in the replies.
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The answer to Nick's question is; "what Nick Rekieta are we looking at?"

The current crack head who's flailing at everyone, no, obviously not. The God Fearing Trad Dad™ who pretended to be some moral authority or arbiter, there's a chance of yes. Let's say Branca, the Law of Self Defense was available to come on for Rittenhouse, one of if not thee biggest self-defense trial in the last 100 years at the very least; he might be busy, you could maybe sweeten the pot for his expertise, and this can go for any one else as well. Or maybe, because you're a God Fearing Trad Dad™, after the trial and you've made your hundreds of thousands, you throw $2,000 or whatever, everyone's way as a thank you. You don't need to do a calculated time/payment to figure out what to give them, but someone who might want to pretend they're a moral arbiter, may be inclined to think that giving money for their time is fair. But that's just me, a German incel prude.

But you're Nick Rekieta, of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota, who has a YouTube show titled "LawSplaining the Internet;" and you decided that you were never running a law channel. So it really doesn't matter what you think now or then, you're a dishonest fucking cuck who can't even keep your story or your lies straight.
 
He was the first to livestream trials, but all he really did was discover there was an audience that really wanted that content. After the door was opened people found their lawyer to watch. Patting himself a little too hard on the back there, those people have six figure incomes because they constantly put out videos and livestream whole trials.
He bumble-fucked his way into a massive gold deposit and now fancies himself a master prospector. The ego on this nerd is out of control.
 
There was a time when I though that this guy was a level-headed individual with good morals and that he was one of the best things that came out of the Vic Mignona trial. I remember seeing him as a guy who gave me insight on how the legal system worked and what could we could we do to deal with bad faith actors in the court of the law, seeing that Vic was a fellow Christian man. That was me in 2018.

And I lived long enough to see him now as a broken, drug addicted maniac who only has time to have meltdowns over nothing, seeing him shaking because of withdrawal, being disgusting licking bottles, having a cuckold lifestyle and turning his back on God for a life of hedonism, having two crackwhores fighting for him and seeing that his children had cocaine in their system.

I am astonished on how far he has fallen, and everytime I think he hit rock bottom, the bottom breaks to reveal an endless fall, he's a barely functioning crackhead now. He had everything, and he choose to live in sin and hedonism and now is losing everything because of it.

To me at least, this is the biggest fall from grace I've ever seen documented on this site. Jesus Christ, I said it before around here, one good thing that can be said about him is that Nick is the best walking PSA against drugs and alcohol abuse.
 
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I've been outta the loop on the Nick Saga so call me retarded and correct me if I am wrong.
Am I understanding that April and Nick are together now and Kayla is out? Only two remain in the polycule (the Bi-cule now)? And that Nick possibly paid for a Jamaican whores abortion? We almost had whitebread ass nigga that was actually a nigga?
This fucking retard can't keep his lust under control can he?
 
Am I understanding that April and Nick are together now and Kayla is out? Only two remain in the polycule (the Bi-cule now)?
Uncertain at this time, he was at Kayla's hearing, as well as helping April setup for her online hearing (as April was in the Balldo Bunker).

And that Nick possibly paid for a Jamaican whores abortion?
He doesn't want to go that far, but that's because he's a dishonest fucking cuck. He'll say there was a dancer who needed help because she got pregnant, and they just wanted to help her; without saying anything that rhymes with "sporty." He'll dance around everything and not say it, but anyone who can reason that 2+2=4 should be able to see what he's claiming. I'm guessing most likely he and Kayla got played or pressed by Ricardo and Romaine; because this faggot will suddenly claim he's not the kind of guy who'd split superchats with his fellow lawyers, but is also somehow good/kind/benevolent enough to help some random fucking stripper on a sex island. You make your own decision on what this fucking idiot did, because he can't be trusted.
 
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