Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[DavidS877]

On one hand I'm hopeful for the 41% mod for Taash. On the other hand I don't think anyone will bother.

 

[LovisXVI]

I can't parse whether they're Tal-Vashoth or not. The mother seems to have left the Qun, but they still try to follow it? Who knows. There seems to be some rift splitting the qunari apart in this game, not unlike the Wardens, the templars, and the Orlesian Empire all getting fucked and going crazy in Inquisition. Which is absurd, given the obsessive unity the Qun has demonstrated until this point, but maybe they justify it somehow.

Or the writing will be amateur hour and it'll come across as contrived bullshit. Hard to say!

Also: You say "insane," I say "spiteful." There is no way this storyline wasn't going to be assigned to a qunari character just to further irritate everyone who objected to the retconning that made Krem acceptable to Iron Bull in DAI.

A good or even decent writer could do something with it, show that there are more cracks in the Qunari than outsiders know. Maybe something about how increased contact with the outside world has resulted in more Qunari turning apostate. I however do not expect anything so interesting.

 

[strawberry15]

memes are too good.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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So... I play a fantasy game to embark on a cool adventure where... I have to intervene in petty dialogue about dresses and gender...

W H Y ?! Who greenlit this?!

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I still can't believe how they butchered Isabela.
The only 2 gorgeous traits from her are lost.

 

[Mola Ram]

I still can't believe how they butchered Isabela.
The only 2 gorgeous traits from her are lost.

Isabela's new look confused me at first: she's much more scantily clad, yet somehow is less sexy than she appeared in DA2.

And then it hit me. She's not dressed like a femme fatale pirate anymore. She's dressed like a drag queen.

The troon virus affected every level of this game.

 

[gay]

i still have Sten (now Arishok) making a cameo saying "trans rights!" on my bingo card.

 

[Programmer Socks]

The next Halo is completely fucked, isn't it?

 

[Asian tech support]

The next Halo is completely fucked, isn't it?

The current Halo is completely fucked. Or did you mean Mass Effect?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Isabela's new look confused me at first: she's much more scantily clad, yet somehow is less sexy than she appeared in DA2.

And then it hit me. She's not dressed like a femme fatale pirate anymore. She's dressed like a drag queen.

The troon virus affected every level of this game.

The point of Isabela since DAO is being basically a spy using charm & sex to accomplish.
Her entire romance arc is letting go her selfish behavior and accept finally something durable.
Now... What the fuck just happened.

At least she'll never mention uncle Hawke. If only 3 things from Inquisition carries over to Shitguard, i don't care.

 

[jje100010001]

Isabela's new look confused me at first: she's much more scantily clad, yet somehow is less sexy than she appeared in DA2.

And then it hit me. She's not dressed like a femme fatale pirate anymore. She's dressed like a drag queen.

The troon virus affected every level of this game.

Certainly sits like a man too on that stool.

 

[Looney Troons]

The next Halo is completely fucked, isn't it?

Oh yeah. Massive.

 

[Logoden]

W H Y ?! Who greenlit this?!

Cultural vandals, cultural authoritarians, incompetents, mad men, mentaly ill retards, lunatics, fools, foes, idiots, spiteful cunts, salopards, socialy inept assholes, enculé de leur race, bottom feeder, white trash, etc. The number of qualifiers does not lack.

Here, the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

And then it hit me. She's not dressed like a femme fatale pirate anymore. She's dressed like a drag queen.

I still remember some of my bisexual and lesbos friends lusting over Isabella more than 10 years ago. I am pretty sure they would be livid at its new appearance, because they were not mentally ill retards who worshipped uglyness.

The next Halo is completely fucked, isn't it?

The current Halo is completely fucked. Or did you mean Mass Effect?

The answer is : Both.

 

[Programmer Socks]

The current Halo is completely fucked. Or did you mean Mass Effect?

The in-development Halo by the new Halo Studios.

 

[Rockzo]

Someone on /v/ leaked the Dragon Age Veilguard review guidelines by influencer Matthew Schroeder, trademark of MrMattyPlays.
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"Return to Form." It might be fake but at least it drew out a real reviewer.

Copyright striking leaks like this.
They knew all along. And then tried to dupe players with how bad it is. This is Last of Us 2 all over again.

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>I don't want to wear dresses
Okay, you're a woman with masculine tendencies. That doesn't make you trans. But no, this has to be a self insert therapy session for the writer.

I still can't believe how they butchered Isabela.
The only 2 gorgeous traits from her are lost.

BUDGET. CUTS.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The in-development Halo by the new Halo Studios.

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She-Boone

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

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What the fuck is this piece of shit?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Man, the video uploaded makes Veilguard more a butched DLC for Inquisition rather than a actual sequel.

 

[Mola Ram]

Man, the video uploaded makes Veilguard more a butched DLC for Inquisition rather than a actual sequel.

Ahem.

I suspect Dreadwolf is going to make Inquisition look like it deserved all those Game of the Year awards.

 

[Trananarama]

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This is so heartbreakingly horrible, I almost can't believe it's real. "Moooom, chores are for women, god! Mooom put down your studies I have something to say about MEEE it's all about meeee Vegetables are for girls mommmm you're so selfish!!!" (Doesn't seem very vegan-inclusive to me, BioWare!!) For the first time I felt emotion watching any of this new stuff - pity for this fictional mom. If this is what having a non-binary child is like in real life, Jesus Christ.

When Iron Bull and Dorian start a relationship if you don't romance them in Inquisition I thought it was cute. In fact they seemed suited for each other - the repressed gay and the BDSM size-obsessed weirdo, it's like poetry it rhymes.

But this ugly 'Qunari' literally growling at Scout Harding fills me with utter revulsion. Fucking GROSS man.

My beloved franchise. RIP