Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Summer of George]

I am baffled that neither of his motorcycles have been stolen by this point. And not as a prank by the pests but legitimately taken by thieves. I understand the cutout is open because it’s a duplex, but they aren’t renting out the other half and anyone from AirBnB would just park on the street, so just build a fucking garage.

The garage isn't missing because it's a duplex. One used to exist, but the previous owner had to tear it down before it fell down on its own. Pat has been contemplating rebuilding it for six years now. Kind of the same way he's been contemplating fencing in his back yard. Welp, I guess he should have gotten on top of that instead of tweeting from the beach (no really child, it's the last time, except for the next time)

I tried to find out whether a garage is being figured in to his property's assessed value, since it'd be pretty funny if he was paying property tax for an outbuilding that doesn't exist. I couldn't find a conclusive answer online, but I did accidentally stumble across this gem. I think it's been posted before, back when the backward fence saga was unfolding. But it looks like Pat's "neighbors" have lodged a few more complaints since then...

 

[grapeshark77]

WHYUS breaking out on threads rn
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He's finally decided to promote the podcast episode - he was probably waiting to see the results of the ad before posting about it. The Reddit thread is full of normies like the guy getting told to fuck off here thinking he's full of shit.

 

[Judge Holden]

Christ almighty the idiocy of this pig man never fails to torture me even as it entertains me

 

[BigPeanut]

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"Sir a second person has now stolen Fatrick's patio furniture"

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EDIT: "dang, sure was nice of Mister Tomlinson to let me take this. Not sure why his pet pig is squealing at me from the half-balcony though...."
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Why does he announce every troll victory? Surely he must be aware this is incredibly encouraging for them and will only make them go harder, he isn’t THAT retarded right?

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Christ almighty the idiocy of this pig man never fails to torture me even as it entertains me
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>they WANT us silenced.
No I think they want you to squeal louder.

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

Imagine how lame you have to be to get your girlfriend stolen at a sci-fi modeling convention. I think everyone knows that Rick is an uncharismatic loser who is also fat, but it’s stories like that really encapsulate just what a fat, uncharismatic, fat loser he is.

 

[BigPeanut]

Why does he announce every troll victory? Surely he must be aware this is incredibly encouraging for them and will only make them go harder, he isn’t THAT retarded right?

WHYUS breaking out on threads rn
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Even clueless normies of Twitter understand this concept in 2 seconds.

He’s just pigheaded stubborn and thinks he’s winning against the trolls by not being silenced. Don’t know about you guys but I’d gladly give the trolls the win of silencing me if it meant that me and my wife aren’t going to be fucked with every single day for a decade. Seems like an easy choice if you aren’t a deranged lunatic stubborn narcissist fatso.

 

[Judge Holden]

Imagine how lame you have to be to get your girlfriend stolen at a sci-fi modeling convention. I think everyone knows that Rick is an uncharismatic loser who is also fat, but it’s stories like that really encapsulate just what a fat, uncharismatic, fat loser he is.

And let us not forget the salient point. His wife was stolen by a fucking JANNY.

Within their first day of meeting, this literal fucking internet forum Janny had taken everything of value fatrick held.

He took his wife in front of him and showed her pleasure and companionship beyond anything the pig man could feebly dream of giving...

He took his unborn daughter and raised her as his own, being there for her until his dying day as her only true father...

He broke his pride, broke his ego, broke him in fucking mind, body, and soul...

He did all this and more.....and he did it for free

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

"Sir a second person has now stolen Fatrick's patio furniture"

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EDIT: "dang, sure was nice of Mister Tomlinson to let me take this. Not sure why his pet pig is squealing at me from the half-balcony though...."
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That is an incredibly shitty thing to do to a person.

But god damn does Tomlinson know how to make everyone hate him.

 

[Chris Konon]

The garage isn't missing because it's a duplex. One used to exist, but the previous owner had to tear it down before it fell down on its own. Pat has been contemplating rebuilding it for six years now. Kind of the same way he's been contemplating fencing in his back yard. Welp, I guess he should have gotten on top of that instead of tweeting from the beach (no really child, it's the last time, except for the next time)

I tried to find out whether a garage is being figured in to his property's assessed value, since it'd be pretty funny if he was paying property tax for an outbuilding that doesn't exist. I couldn't find a conclusive answer online, but I did accidentally stumble across this gem. I think it's been posted before, back when the backward fence saga was unfolding. But it looks like Pat's "neighbors" have lodged a few more complaints since then...
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It's funny, but probably nothing came out of it, as Rick would ragepig on twitter about cyber stalking cult harassment.

 

[FinnSven]

HUSH CHILD
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The only virtue which Pat signals is the virtue of a virtuous pedophile.

 

[femoralcanal]

The Reddit thread is full of normies like the guy getting told to fuck off here thinking he's full of shit.

Apparently not even redditors are that dumb. Most of the comments seem to be from non-funters too.

Nice move, Porky!




Not good.
1 star.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fresh pork coming down the pigline

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I did accidentally stumble across this gem.

Nice move, Porky!

Every time something new is discovered about Patrick, I'm always astonished that he doesn't pay someone to purge his internet history, run away, and hide. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one. He has to get some kind of satisfaction- his constant engagement has to scratch some kind of brain itch- because nothing else would explain why he didn't run and hide after the first SWATing.

If I was stalked by people obsessively digging up every detail of my life, I'd hand all pertinent info over to the Feds before going underground. Some days, I still can't believe fatso even exists. He's just that unbelievable.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

but obviously pissed at the retard who thought this was a good idea to put this kind of material in a room meant to host business meetings, not to mention a room his kid had access to.

top lel
I bet there was a complete collection of Gor novels somewhere in that library too.

 

[BigPeanut]

Wow, he got held back twice, and still only managed a 1.7 GPA when he graduated. This is incredibly pathetic.

If I'd been held back twice I'd have a major complex about being a retard as well.

How? It’s not like he was cutting school and partying, he’s way too much of a fat dork for that. He’s actually just retarded?

 

[Judge Holden]

top lel
I bet there was a complete collection of Gor novels somewhere in that library too.

Unless there are a matching set of baroque looking hardback Gor novels on the market I doubt it.

While I never learned what happened next or what became of the books, I did kinda sorta piece together who I think probably gave him the books (really long....really fucking convoluted story involving a former geography teacher at my school who was fired for throwing trying to beat the shit out of bossman's older son, an old alumni who helped smooth it over with the guy afterwards, and my then english teacher who vaguely knew all parties involved and who thought said alumni was the most barely literate retard he ever encountered) if its who I suspected it was, he was probably just snatching up any and all "classy looking" books he could whenever a book store went under and had the poor luck that the best looking books of the bunch just happened to be the literal coomer bible

 

[The Taco Santo!]

>they WANT us silenced.
No I think they want you to squeal louder.

Don't forget about the pressure he's putting on the trolls by tweeting at them hundreds of times a day. I'm sure they really feel like the walls are closing in, and so are the authorities.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I do wonder is Rick searching for podcasts so he can spew his psychosis stories, or is the podcaster the one that seeks him out. But without fail, the audience of the podcast always hates Rick , even if there are some Funsters in there.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TIAHpodcast/comments/1gfbbit/ep_337_online_stalking/ / archive

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The funsters have been sending screenshots of these comments to Rick, I can’t wait til he Koolaid mans into that reddit thread and gets himself banned from the sub trying to correcT the recorD. He’s gonna call those civilians stalkers and tell them all to enjoy prison lol.

 

[Judge Holden]

Don't forget about the pressure he's putting on the trolls by tweeting at them hundreds of times a day. I'm sure they really feel like the walls are closing in, and so are the authorities.

It genuinely is puzzling. Its like if I was assraping him and he tried to deter me by declaring "IF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS COCK OUT MY ASS RIGHT NOW I WILL CLENCH REAL FUCKIN TIGHT AND MASSAGE YOUR SHAFT WITH MY SPHINCTER!"

Like.....actively making the shit i'm doing for fun more enjoyable and rewarding is literally the worst fucking thing he could do in such a situation because it just means that within a day or two I will be right back atop him stabbing into him like my willy was Macbeth and his pooper was fuckin Duncan

High class metaphor aside, the general gist of this shit is you do not reward people for bad behaviour you want them to stop engaging in.