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Another Redditor took a pic at the Praetorium, this time of just Chris's car.
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Notably, it doesn't seem to have moved since the last sighting, also taken this month.

Nobody ever accused redditors of being smart, but that one may yet end up learning that putting a blackout over your face in Photoshop doesn't apply to video cameras.
 
Nobody ever accused redditors of being smart, but that one may yet end up learning that putting a blackout over your face in Photoshop doesn't apply to video cameras.
Those cameras are basic cheap analog security cams. I had them and they suck if they are too far to get useful face pics. If they are over 12 feet from a face, it wouldn't be any use, based on my experience. Look at twisted freak being exposed, can't read the plate at all of his pink accented jeep.

Before I thought they were Arlo but I saw some close ups, and those suck at distances.
 
Those cameras are basic cheap analog security cams. I had them and they suck if they are too far to get useful face pics. If they are over 12 feet from a face, it wouldn't be any use, based on my experience. Look at twisted freak being exposed, can't read the plate at all of his pink accented jeep.

Before I thought they were Arlo but I saw some close ups, and those suck at distances.

100% agreed on all counts; those are some straight-outta-Costco cameras. As crap as those cameras undoubtedly are, however, the car appears to almost always be parked within the 15-foot maximum effective range of the ones nearest the ground floor office door(s). IOW, dogshit but effective when applied to morons - and that moron is both directly and well within their effective field of vision.

The one thing that I mildly regretted being unable to do when I took video of the Big Island house was recording it in both the daytime and in the dark. It would've been interesting to see if the IR LEDs were active or not - not that it would've done much for their picture quality.
 
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What's preventing someone from just frying their optical sensor with a laser pointer before doing up close surveillance?
If I had a mind to go to the effort of going to the house might as well make sure he can't post your identifying features during the tantrum.
In addition to what Yoshi said, it's also VERY easy to go around the cameras. Chris's room is at the very back of the house, on the ground floor (well, first, but the back of the house is at that level). I bet you could even enter his room with very basic lockpicking and nobody would care.
 
In addition to what Yoshi said, it's also VERY easy to go around the cameras. Chris's room is at the very back of the house, on the ground floor (well, first, but the back of the house is at that level). I bet you could even enter his room with very basic lockpicking and nobody would care.
Breaking in is way too far but there's no reason you couldn't photograph him if he goes outside. Perfectly legal as long as you're in a public way (such as the street)
 
In addition to what Yoshi said, it's also VERY easy to go around the cameras. Chris's room is at the very back of the house, on the ground floor (well, first, but the back of the house is at that level). I bet you could even enter his room with very basic lockpicking and nobody would care.
Wouldn't it fun if the poor bastard who does that gets a harsher sentence for breaking & entering than Chris got for fucking his own mom? I wouldn't bet my freedom on the house interior not having a security alarm or nanny cams. Don't do it.
 
Chris outed himself yet again with a tweet.
See, Chris posted this tweet...
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On October 30th.
This tweet is celebrating Halloween, and as it was posted at 00:17 Finnish time (so 11:17 pm my timezone), Chris did it right after it turned October 31st where he lives.
If he was in any other ealrier timezone, such as mine, it wouldn't have been Halloween yet and Chris would have to post the tweet in a couple of hours.
 
Chris outed himself yet again with a tweet.
See, Chris posted this tweet...
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On October 30th.
This tweet is celebrating Halloween, and as it was posted at 00:17 Finnish time (so 11:17 pm my timezone), Chris did it right after it turned October 31st where he lives.
If he was in any other ealrier timezone, such as mine, it wouldn't have been Halloween yet and Chris would have to post the tweet in a couple of hours.
implying chris wouldnt post out of date
 
Chris outed himself yet again with a tweet.
See, Chris posted this tweet...
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On October 30th.
This tweet is celebrating Halloween, and as it was posted at 00:17 Finnish time (so 11:17 pm my timezone), Chris did it right after it turned October 31st where he lives.
If he was in any other ealrier timezone, such as mine, it wouldn't have been Halloween yet and Chris would have to post the tweet in a couple of hours.
Chris hasn't actually reacted to the fact that everyone knows he's in Finland. He might not even care.
 
What's preventing someone from just frying their optical sensor with a laser pointer before doing up close surveillance?

This is really dependent on the camera in use and its optical sensor. Most aren't immediately fried by them, though some stunning of the sensor can take place. The effect usually stops fairly rapidly after the laser pointer is deactivated, though.

I bet you could even enter his room with very basic lockpicking and nobody would care.

@Zeus Blue Thunder: I realise that this was a thought exercise, not a serious suggestion that someone go do it. Therefore, the following is not directed at you:

This is a really bad idea and under no circumstances should anyone attempt it. Big Island (which makes Ruckersville look like New York City by comparison) has no local police department, and the Bedford County Sheriff's Office handles law enforcement in the area. With response times to a reported crime likely to be measured in tens of minutes on a good day, the locals tend to not wait for their arrival if the circumstances warrant it. The Sheriffs in that part of the world also don't put up with any shit once they do get there, so from an arrestee's point of view they may not necessarily be a better option if the locals have been imparting lessons in deportment prior to law enforcement's arrival.

In other words, the general advice of Don't Fuck Around In Small Towns very much applies here. If you choose to ignore it and get the living shit kicked out of you, arrested, and/or shot, tough. You deserve it for being a fucking retard.

I wouldn't bet my freedom on the house interior not having a security alarm or nanny cams. Don't do it.

Frankly, the place feels like a honeypot. Yeah, Chris ostensibly lives there, but between the poor accessibility, lousy vantage points, cameras, and location on the main road through town, it's almost as though it was chosen because of its shit opportunities for observation. By no means am I implying that Caden was enough of a criminal mastermind to think the house purchase through to that extent, but being there in person really puts some things in perspective that aren't necessarily 100% evident from Google Maps.
 
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Chris hasn't actually reacted to the fact that everyone knows he's in Finland. He might not even care.

He also has CYA for the poorly-dated videos: lots of people generating content for podcasts, videos, etc. stockpile episodes in the event that they're ill, go on holiday, or are otherwise unable to upload for an extended period of time.

Not that I believe that to be the case in the least, but it would be one way for Chris to attempt to weasel out of being called on the date mismatches.
 
In addition to what Yoshi said, it's also VERY easy to go around the cameras. Chris's room is at the very back of the house, on the ground floor (well, first, but the back of the house is at that level). I bet you could even enter his room with very basic lockpicking and nobody would care.
Holy fuck, go outside and find an hobby you stalking sperg. You are at a creepy level of obsessing over a literal pants shitting retard.
 
Another thing I noticed?
On the October 2024 social media posts page on the CWCki, most posts use the Finland timezone, which is not disclosed. The newest edit by Net Narcolepsy uses the Virginian time again.
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Some consistency is needed, especially since all the April-May 2024 posts are marked (due to the lack of knowledge of the first visit) with the Virginian time.
 
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