Containment Random Chris Updates

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The way it's hanging almost looks physically impossible

wat

 

[Ammyterasu]

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On a side note, this pumpkin carving might be a contender for the most technically impressive artwork Chris has ever put out. The way it's hanging almost looks physically impossible, and the face is clean as hell for Chris standards.

Good point. Could it be made by Flutter? The head spikes look like they're from regular Sonic and Chris' Sonichus always have their electric pouches in the hair and not on the cheeks.

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I never carved one but making an outline that lets the light shine through all around without it falling off the pumpkin sounds tricky.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I never carved one but making an outline that lets the light shine through all around without it falling off the pumpkin sounds tricky.

It's actually not, unless you are severely underestimating Chris' skills, which even I wouldn't to such a degree
You just carve slightly into the flesh so it's thinner but not all the way through, most people of sub normal intellect can figure it out

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Good point. Could it be made by Flutter? The head spikes look like they're from regular Sonic and Chris' Sonichus always have their electric pouches in the hair and not on the cheeks.
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I never carved one but making an outline that lets the light shine through all around without it falling off the pumpkin sounds tricky.

This could mean that Chris made a Fluttershy one.
That's a sight to behold.
Also, happy halloween, boo.

 

[King Kiwi]

This could mean that Chris made a Fluttershy one.
That's a sight to behold.
Also, happy halloween, boo.

Happy Halloween non mother fuckers

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

this is not where i expected the adventures of chris chan to go

it really does remind me of some kinda cartoon that went on for too long, where the average season 1 episode is "bob and jim find a penny on the ground" and it somehow evolves into a whacky crazy all around town adventure
but then season 22 is "bob and jim fly to the moon to stop an asteroid from hitting the planet and discover bob's lost dad!" but it's just a whole episode of boring nothing

chris finding a real life physical gal pal and going to finland is less interesting than chris talking to his dad

 

[ASeabear8952]

Since Chris is likely still in Finland how much do you wanna bet he’s too dumb to get an absentee ballot to vote?

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Since Chris is likely still in Finland how much do you wanna bet he’s too dumb to get an absentee ballot to vote?

What are you talking about? Absentee voting is so easy people do it by accident without even trying

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Since Chris is likely still in Finland how much do you wanna bet he’s too dumb to get an absentee ballot to vote?

If the AirBNB theory is correct (and it has worked thus far, but I don't have any Finns to go there), he will be returning in the next few days in order to vote personally.
Since he'll have to vote in Greene County if that's the case, I expect a sighting on the 5th.

 

[BraxLogatoBizon]

Spoke with a girl living where cwc did, not much news but still

Spoiler: convo

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Hm, things appear to have changed re: voting in US federal elections from outside of the US since the last time I had to care. Baleeted.

Since he'll have to vote in Greene County if that's the case, I expect a sighting on the 5th.

Not necessarily. If the address on his ID is the Big Island house, he'll have to vote in Bedford County - and without seeing the ID, there's no way of knowing which one his polling station is in.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Spoke with a girl living where cwc did, not much news but still

Spoiler: convo

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I need more context. I can hardly understand your message and the SS's a lot.
Are you saying that it's someone who lived at the Praetorium and saw Chris throw out loads of viagra?

Not necessarily. If the address on his ID is the Big Island house, he'll have to vote in Bedford County - and without seeing the ID, there's no way of knowing which one his polling station is in.

Fair 'nuff, reread what you meant.
We'll see in a bit.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Which is why I said this is if Chris is indeed only staying in Finland until tomorrow.

Right, and that was understood. My only point was that he may not be voting in Greene County.

Since we're on the topic of where Chris may or may not vote, here's what the Virginia Department of Elections has to say about that. Had to use spoilers since there was no good way to insert the early voting info in any sort of tidy manner.

Spoiler: Greene County, VA polling locations for 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, VA 22968

Early Voting Site:

GREENE COUNTY GENERAL REGISTRAR'S OFFICE ANNEX
32 Stanard Street
Stanardsville, VA 22973
6.9 miles away
Early Vote Site Dates:
09/20/2024 to 11/02/2024

Early Vote Site Hours:​

Thu, Oct 10	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Fri, Oct 11	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Tue, Oct 15	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Wed, Oct 16	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Thu, Oct 17	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Fri, Oct 18	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Mon, Oct 21	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Tue, Oct 22	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Wed, Oct 23	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Thu, Oct 24	9:00 am - 7:00 pm
Fri, Oct 25	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Sat, Oct 26	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Mon, Oct 28	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Tue, Oct 29	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Wed, Oct 30	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Thu, Oct 31	9:00 am - 7:00 pm
Fri, Nov 1	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Sat, Nov 2	9:00 am - 5:00 pm

Spoiler: Bedford County, VA polling locations for 10682 Lee Jackson Highway, Big Island, VA 24526

Early Voting Site:

Bedford County Vote Center (Bedford County Gym)
1059 Turning Point Road
Bedford, VA 24523
17.4 miles away
Early Vote Site Dates:
09/20/2024 to 11/02/2024

Early Vote Site Hours:​

Thu, Oct 10	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Fri, Oct 11	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Tue, Oct 15	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Wed, Oct 16	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Thu, Oct 17	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Fri, Oct 18	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Mon, Oct 21	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Tue, Oct 22	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Wed, Oct 23	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Thu, Oct 24	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Fri, Oct 25	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Sat, Oct 26	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Mon, Oct 28	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Tue, Oct 29	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Wed, Oct 30	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Thu, Oct 31	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Fri, Nov 1	9:00 am - 5:00 pm
Sat, Nov 2	9:00 am - 5:00 pm

 

[Hamstirer]

Isn't that the entire point of this forum though?

Giving step by step directions to retards bedroom is definitely not what the forum is about.

 

[The Dude]

Giving step by step directions to retards bedroom is definitely not what the forum is about.

Yep. The "Where no shit is too minor!" slogan isn't supposed to be taken literally.

 

[AnOminous]

Yep. The "Where no shit is too minor!" slogan isn't supposed to be taken literally.

I certainly remember maps of 34 BC being posted.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yep. The "Where no shit is too minor!" slogan isn't supposed to be taken literally.

Oh shit

You double-posting retards know there's an edit feature, right? You can even use it on mobile. Just go back and edit your post to add to it. The double-posts are getting really old and annoying.

True. Take me for instance, if I don't get double quote right the first time I have to do some post-quote inception shit right here.

Then there's the matter of being able to edit at all.

I generally try to not double post though.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Yep. The "Where no shit is too minor!" slogan isn't supposed to be taken literally.

The motto was retired in 2019.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

CWC did it again!

The thumbnail taken on September 18, the video itself ended at 8:28 PM on July 27th and is a second part of the Dragon one.
One more video and I genuinely have no idea what it might be.

 

[Hamstirer]

Oh shit

True. Take me for instance, if I don't get double quote right the first time I have to do some post-quote inception shit right here.

Then there's the matter of being able to edit at all.

I generally try to not double post though.

Is there a way to edit a post to add a quote on mobile? I usually just delete post and then redo it but more often than not I just say fuck it and abandon it all together.