Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Another intriguing update.
Soncihu was spotted at a Wendy's drive through somewhere in VA.

Now, this strikes me as odd for a very big reason.
The last time Chris was confirmed to be in Finland was 31 hours ago (6:17 PM VA time). The flights alone would be over 18. This also assumes no time inbetween flights (which there were multiple), no sleep after the pic was posted and doesn't include the driving time.
I simply don't believe enough time has passed for Chris to be there. Besides, in the past, we had evidence showing that someone from Praetor might use this car.
We need more info, but I'll keep you updated.

Edit: Chris can manipulate dimensions and time travel.

Alternatively, and that's the more boring option, the halloween post was uploaded while Chris was waiting for a flight from Finland/on the flight.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Another intriguing update.
Soncihu was spotted at a Wendy's drive through somewhere in VA.
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Now, this strikes me as odd for a very big reason.
The last time Chris was confirmed to be in Finland was 31 hours ago (6:17 PM VA time). The flights alone would be over 18. This also assumes no time inbetween flights (which there were multiple), no sleep after the pic was posted and doesn't include the driving time.
I simply don't believe enough time has passed for Chris to be there. Besides, in the past, we had evidence showing that someone from Praetor might use this car.
We need more info, but I'll keep you updated.

Edit: Chris can manipulate dimensions and time travel.

Alternatively, and that's the more boring option, the halloween post was uploaded while Chris was waiting for a flight from Finland/on the flight.
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I think it may be legit, the redditor's account is not a burner one and Chris' sleep schedule is notoriously all over the place. We knew he was going to come back in time to vote anyway.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Another intriguing update.
Soncihu was spotted at a Wendy's drive through somewhere in VA.

Now, this strikes me as odd for a very big reason.

Me too. When I was there less than two weeks ago, the leaves on the trees had changed colour but had not yet fallen. The ones on the trees in the background are mainly green and show virtually zero signs of coming into Autumn / Winter. I could understand if they had changed colour or were absent, but this doesn't gel with what I saw. They're definitely not coniferous, so that's out.

There is another scraggly tree with no leaves reflected in the rear windscreen of Chris' shitbox Aveo. Not sure how to read that, since fast-food restaurant landscapers aren't generally known for being the most competent and could have simply scalped it out of incompetence.

Granted, things could have changed since I was there - but that would be at serious odds with prior experience. Not impossible, but it seems strange to me that the drive-through apparently hasn't been named. Note that I'm not planning on signing up a Reddit account to chase down the thread, so if I'm wrong about that one it's on me.

The last time Chris was confirmed to be in Finland was 31 hours ago (6:17 PM VA time). The flights alone would be over 18. This also assumes no time inbetween flights (which there were multiple), no sleep after the pic was posted and doesn't include the driving time.
I simply don't believe enough time has passed for Chris to be there. Besides, in the past, we had evidence showing that someone from Praetor might use this car.

The elbow poking out of the driver's side window is in a colour of jacket that we know Chris owns, but it's not as though he has a monopoly on ugly clothing.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Interesting.
The restaurant was named as Wendy's and I have identified it as the Wards Road Wendy's. Chris was apparently seen and the guy claims it was shortly before the post was taken.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Fun option: it's Barb behind the wheel, being an absolute menace.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Interesting.
The restaurant was named as Wendy's and I have identified it as the Wards Road Wendy's. Chris was apparently seen and the guy claims it was shortly before the post was taken.

here's a picture of the Wendy's

 

[King Kiwi]

here's a picture of the Wendy's
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Truly fascinating.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Interesting.
The restaurant was named as Wendy's and I have identified it as the Wards Road Wendy's. Chris was apparently seen and the guy claims it was shortly before the post was taken.

Me too. When I was there less than two weeks ago, the leaves on the trees had changed colour but had not yet fallen. The ones on the trees in the background are mainly green and show virtually zero signs of coming into Autumn / Winter. I could understand if they had changed colour or were absent, but this doesn't gel with what I saw. They're definitely not coniferous, so that's out.

There is another scraggly tree with no leaves reflected in the rear windscreen of Chris' shitbox Aveo. Not sure how to read that, since fast-food restaurant landscapers aren't generally known for being the most competent and could have simply scalped it out o

It wouldn't be cowtipping for someone to go to the Wendy's and take a picture of the trees to compare.

Autistic, perhaps, but would be good to have on hand.

 

[Xev]

So this fat fuck gets back to the US and first thing he does is shovel ratchet ass fast food down his gullet? It definitely seems like something he'd do.

 

[innocent jogger]

Flutter killed and ate him? Now she is wearing his skin and driving his sweet ride for juicy burgers? The Gayden/CWC cabal isn't bringing their best? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[King Kiwi]

Flutter killed and ate him? Now she is wearing his skin and driving his sweet ride for juicy burgers? The Gayden/CWC cabal isn't bringing their best? Inquiring minds want to know.

A Finnish cannibal cult.

The answer at last.

So this fat fuck gets back to the US and first thing he does is shovel ratchet ass fast food down his gullet? It definitely seems like something he'd do.

That's Chris. Their fries taste like wet microwaved socks.

Interesting.
The restaurant was named as Wendy's and I have identified it as the Wards Road Wendy's. Chris was apparently seen and the guy claims it was shortly before the post was taken.

Yep, he's in Lynchburg.

Edit: Yeah, in order to perfect these double or triple quotes or whatever you have to remember to get it on the first try.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Truly fascinating.

Strangely enough, it kinda is in a way. Pardon me while I sperg out on this for a moment.

The Wendy's in question is located at 2109 Wards Rd, Lynchburg, VA 24502. The interesting part: due to its driver's apparent penchant for shit food, the streetview car drove around the restaurant with the cameras running. This means that it's possible to not only confirm the location, but also get a view of the fence at the drive-through from a similar perspective to the one in the Redditor's picture.



That image is dated November 2023, so was taken more or less exactly a year ago. Note the condition of the leaves on the trees, as well the amount of them on the ground along the bottom of the fence. I'll be the first to admit that seasonal changes don't exactly run to a timetable - but they do tend to be relatively consistent.

Something else to consider: the Big Island house is nearly 20 miles from that Wendy's. If the Reddit photo does show Chris driving, how did he get from the airport (whichever one that may have been) to the house in order to collect the car and come back down to Lynchburg?



Lynchburg has an airport, but it's barely a bus stop with wings. It does have connecting flights to Charlotte, NC, however, which serves as a larger regional hub and would make it possible for him to further connect with international flights to European destinations.

My theory: there's a Praetard in the Lynchburg area who got a ride to the Big Island house in order to collect the car, picked Chris up at the airport once they had it, and got a ride home with Chris from there. Chris subsequently went to the nearest Wendy's, and was photographed at the drive-through. This is assuming that the Reddit photo isn't bullshit, however, and even I'm on the fence with that idea.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Chris came back to fight for the woke crusades (x)

It seems the time abroad did a number to his written English, maybe I'm wrong but I don't remember him fucking up "your/you're" before.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

If the Reddit photo does show Chris driving, how did he get from the airport (whichever one that may have been) to the house in order to collect the car and come back down to Lynchburg?

You can leave your car in long term parking at the airport. It's a really common thing to do.
lol disregard that

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

You can leave your car in long term parking at the airport. It's a really common thing to do.

About as common as not keeping up with recent events.

Chris' car is filmed at the Big Island house on 10/17/2024

Redditor w33n takes a photo with the car at the Big Island house on 10/28/2024

 

[Ammyterasu]

Uh, redditor claims he spotted Chris in Colorado on October 21st






Recent account that only commented thrice before.

 

[Robert Edwin House]

Why would he be in denver in a honda?

 

[Ammyterasu]

Why would he be in denver in a honda?

I know right. Wild theory based on nothing: Flutter lives in that state, they landed there from Finland, rented a car, Chris drove her home then was going back to the airport to get a connecting flight to Virginia, photo happens.

edit: from a quick google search that's Denver for sure, according to the street sign and the Aveda Institute in the 3rd pic.

 

[Robert Edwin House]

I know right. Wild theory based on nothing: Flutter lives in that state, they landed there from Finland, rented a car, Chris drove her home then was going back to the airport to get a connecting flight to Virginia, photo happens.

edit: from a quick google search that's Denver for sure, according to the street sign and the Aveda Institute in the 3rd pic.

So thats where she lives? Maybe? But why would he be in Finland if Flutter may live in denver? this saga has been very odd i swear

 

[Ammyterasu]

So thats where she lives? Maybe? But why would he be in Finland if Flutter may live in denver? this saga has been very odd i swear

I'm not sold yet on Flutter actually living in Finland and going back and forth from another continent multiple times each year just to get a piece of Chris. I try to Occam's razor it but yeah, nothing makes sense.