Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DemsBNutz]

Guys, bad news. Officer Jim Felt retired last week.
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Retirement Announcement

FOR JIM

 

[Desktop User2]

"Nick & April feat. Molly in Paradise"

Is that a reference to something or are they straight up announcing their drug addiction?
Edit: As of MDMA in Paradise, to be clear.

 

[3MMA]

chair included

Clever, I see what you did there.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Was that how the drive of building a sex dungeon started or maybe got inspired by it?

Every time I see examples of Nick and Kayla Rekieta's pervy predilections, I keep thinking of their kids, what about their kids? Are their kids seeing this shit? What have they been exposed to? What must they be feeling? And not just the younger children, either. The older ones know their parents fuck other people. Worse, they know details.

Whatever the outcome of the criminal proceedings, CPS takes its turn at bat soon. Here's hoping they're competent and committed.

 

[HackerX]

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RIP. That house isn't getting sold anytime soon without slashing the price massively.

He's not "pulling up".

Because he doesn't even know what that means! It's so vague and he doesn't know why people are saying it. What could "pull up" possibly mean???

If he can't get past step one in the 12 step, he's fucked.

I remember Null & PPP discussing how they thought Cokey would proceed following the arrest. I'd argue most people (including myself) thought it would be catalyst to "pull up", whatever that means, but PPP believed he'd be more indignant than ever and would not learn a damn thing. PPP was collosal levels of right.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

it's also possible he made the whole story up out of whole cloth. To make him following the two bulls seem less worthy of mockery. Maybe even get him some asspats for being so charitable to this woman

"I know what will make me look like a good person, shame this filthy peasant who dares to criticize me, and explain why I followed the two dancers from the swinger resort! I paid for an abortion! Hm, yes..."

Is he actually...
Yes. He is. He's retarded. Retarded, degenerate, vile. Whichever way you slice it, he's scum.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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Just noticed that Dick Masterson has deleted this tweet.



Original link here, archived here.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Just noticed that Dick Masterson has deleted this tweet.

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Original link here, archived here.

If it were anybody other than Dick, I might entertain the possibility they deleted it because they felt guilty they were feeding into Nick's delusions.

Given that it's Dick though...

IIRC, there was a funny reply to that tweet, two days later, where somebody posted a screencap of the jail roster and said "You're gonna need a bigger broom." And then Dick replied to that with "FUCK! You guys win."

 

[RodgerDodger]

Why is it always ugly, trashy people with flabby bodies and bad skin who need to advertise their sexuality constantly? Why have kids if you just want your life to revolve around sex?

You must be new here. Can we introduce you to the free range overly exhibitionist lolcows in all their hiddeously ravaged skinsuits. It's another of those primary characteristics of the cows. A complete lack of public shame or decency.

 

[AnOminous]

Just noticed that Dick Masterson has deleted this tweet.

"Ha ha people I've never even seen a picture of are totally FAT," says the fat, greasy pedophile.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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He's pity farming.

Eh hold on... If we take nick at his word...

Kayla can't cook for shit
His parents are not at his house.
April is not living with him.
You can't doordash food to his house cause it's the middle of no where.
It's been months since the arrest and many weeks since the kids came back.
He has only just started cooking...

Therefore, they have been surviving on...more microwaved spaghettios?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Question:

I walked away from Nick in 2020, and I didn't start paying attention to him again until late 2022. So, I missed pretty much all of the LB saga.

Am I to understand LegalBytes complained about not getting paid by Nick, and the rest of Lawtube gave her shit for it?

Besides the court face reactions, it really blew up when Nick was banned from Twitter, and LB and associates did not jump quickly enough to his defence.

This exacerbated the fan group tensions caused by reaction face, money troubles, and the fact that Nick was more degenerate and right-leaning than LB and others.

Don't remember where i heard it, maybe it was on one of Nicks streams but supposedly LB's fiancee wanted to punch Nick. Have a feeling there was more to it than him randomly hating them without ever having met. Also I'm sure LB's fiancee would have laid Nick out without a problem.

I recall this. LB in a deleted apology video pulled the 'My husband risks his LIFE for you!' card when it was claimed he was a data wonk.

The Rekieta story really is a morality tale. Honor your god, your wife and your word, or you can be humbled

I've been saying it is a proper Greek Tragedy.

A few pages back someone said how funny PPP’s reaction to the leaked DMs was, and by God he wasn’t wrong.
What an absolute tour de force. This fat Canadian just smashes out an hour straight of the funniest improv, everything from Shakespeare to Churchill to like a dozen ad-libbed Bob Marley covers.
So entertaining, almost effortless, and presumably without the help of cocaine.
It’s a shame their show is normally unlistenable but this is absolute gold.

As annoying as I find PPP on the regular, this was very good improvisation and I was entertained.

 

[DickMain]

Where's the glory hole Nick blew Ricardo and Romaine at?

Blowing is certainly not all he's doing. I knew he had a thing for Greek.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

PPP might be the finest entertainer on the internet today after that performance. Masterful.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Besides the court face reactions, it really blew up when Nick was banned from Twitter, and LB and associates did not jump quickly enough to his defence.

This exacerbated the fan group tensions caused by reaction face, money troubles, and the fact that Nick was more degenerate and right-leaning than LB and others.

It's been so long but this jogged my nog. Hoeg Law went hard on Nick when everyone went after him for not defending Nick hard and fast enough. Basically said "Don't say stupid shit and you won't get banned." LB semi-apologized/explained. That's when the Lawtube teams really divided to LB vs Nick.

EDIT
Makes me wonder if Nick ever sent a message of support to Hoeg Law after he stroked out?

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Original link here, archived here.

His post Ack Ack ACKED!

 

[AltisticRight]

Wow. Asking Josh to sweep your thread in the most catty, teenage-girl way over a guy you're no longer on speaking terms with worked out amazingly, didn't it Nicky? What was that, 5000 pages ago?

Why are you saying this? It's not like he shower texted Josh to thank him for locking his thread as Josh was busy setting up an ENTIRE SUBFORUM from Xenforo's backend.

(Not that kind of backend, Nick. ).

You can see the St. Andrew's cross/playroom in the video at 5:10.

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Does anyone want to do a swab of the various surfaces and that grimy mattress? What would be found in the culture?

So entertaining, almost effortless, and presumably without the help of cocaine.

Unlike a certain English abortionist scorned ex-lover simp of swatters and literal paedophiles like Corey Barnhill.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It's been so long but this jogged my nog. Hoeg Law went hard on Nick when everyone went after him for not defending Nick hard and fast enough. Basically said "Don't say stupid shit and you won't get banned." LB semi-apologized/explained. That's when the Lawtube teams really divided to LB vs Nick.

EDIT
Makes me wonder if Nick ever sent a message of support to Hoeg Law after he stroked out?

I seem to recall he helped with the fundraiser, etc.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He's pity farming

I say we encourage this new cooking spirit of his. Maybe this could be his true path to recovery, becoming a top tier home chef. Maybe we can even put him in a cook off against Jack.

He can even start a new cooking channel called Cracked Recipes.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I got bored and wanted to know just how much 26 grams of yayo/yeyo is. Here is 26g of flour next to a quarter.

At the risk of power-leveling too much, I have these exact countertops. We bought our house from a flipper so I assume they’re like the Toyota Camry of countertops.

He went to the McDonald's of Mandingo cuckoldry.

What's interesting is that even when supposedly acknowledging that he made some "bad choices" the worst thing Nick can admit he did was "putting parts of me aside." Literally everything revolves around this fucking guy in his world and the worst sin he can commit is not being enough of himself.

He’s become so fucking cringey. From funny to horrifying to just gross. I feel dirty reading some of this. It’s embarrassing. He has no standing to judge even the most neckbearded incel Farmer when he’s out here posting this shit like some kind of middle-aged divorcee looking for compliments on Facebook.

Fucking nerd.

One thing that keeps Barb and her husband coming back year after year (24 years) to Hedonism II? The staff!
They get to know you and remember you each time you come back.

What beautiful accommodations! Boy is she overdressed for the naked pool.
Hedo Weedo and the playroom are a must-see!

It all looks so cheap. It's giving me fucking eighties bathhouse vibes. I can think of a half dozen "retreats" that would have been infinitely less embarassing to be caught at.

This is his idea of cool, hanging out with that degenerate boomer freak and watching his wife’s ruined body get (even more) ripped and torn by the field hands and hired help. Yeah, Hedo Rick is fucking cool, Nick. Some old-ass bald guy convulsing like an epileptic. Having zero dignity or impulse control is so badass. Reminds of the lady who marries Randall Flagg in The Stand, the novel by noted child-orgy enthusiast Stephen King.

As an aside that second video is weirdly uncomfortable. That lady looks too normal. She should have a husband who still thinks she looks as good as the day they met, even though she’s gained 30 pounds, and a few kids running around. She looks like the nice lady from the dentist’s office. Except she’s a dead-eyed slag robotically narrating a content-free “review” of some jizz-soaked hell. As if someone on the fence about hiring his wife out to a Jamaican day laborer is gonna be convinced by that sad, hospital-cafeteria-looking coffee bar. Where you can have “all the coffee you can think of.” Lady needs to find Jesus and a better script writer.