Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
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I guess April thought Aaron's lawyer had shit for integrity since he would not entertain any changes that she requested after the divorce was finalized. She does realize that that was not her lawyer right?

Yes, to any normal honest person what he said sounds like a promise of money, or, at the very least, something comparable. These are lawyers spending hours of their time, and lawyers aren't known for doing things for free.
You would think but what's left of Nick's audience are trying to argue that compensation was never offered.

This is what I recall. It didn't have anything to do with money. She got mad that DUI Guy snickered at something that happened in court and suddenly everybody was butthurt that he was "disrespecting the court" or some such bullshit.
I seem to remember everyone, including her, laughing at stuff happening during the Rittenhouse trial.
 
I only just noticed that Nick looks like he has cut marks at the top of his thigh/bottom of his ass cheek in this photo.
That's cellulite, if you're talking about these parts:

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I'm more disturbed and disgusted by the prominent acne and acne scars on his ass.

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Like goddam, you can love yourself naked, but that doesn't mean you stop taking care of your body and post pictures of your ass zits for you wine mom harem.
 
The dancer Nick is referring to is most likely Laverne. She was their favorite.
I found verified Laverne mentions related to Hedo II that you hypothesize is the recipient of the $1000 based on Kayla's remarks. Laverne moved up in the organization over time. This is all on TripAdvisor. (Also, note the mention of Ricardo too.)

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April 2022 Review
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Nov. 2022 Review
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Feb. 2015 Review
Edit to Add: I resorted to TikTok. This could be her. It's a promotional account for Hedo II. Date is June 17, 2024 if I'm reading TikTok properly.
 
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Why is it always ugly, trashy people with flabby bodies and bad skin who need to advertise their sexuality constantly? Why have kids if you just want your life to revolve around sex?
The page count is about to roll over to 7000 (likely next month) and we are no closer to answering that question.
 
Why is it always ugly, trashy people with flabby bodies and bad skin who need to advertise their sexuality constantly?
They're probably more likely to develop these issues with their own bodies which they try to "work through" by over-exposing their sexuality to others.

When taken all together, Nick's whole thing about learning to love his body naked, his weird post-Hedonism rants about how he wanted everyone to experience a day on a nude beach, his self-admitted pornography addiction since his youth (which we've seen from old photos of him at college that he was a nerd), his insecurity about his shoulders, his reliance on attacking other men for their appearance and sex appeal, all while being raised in a conservative Christian household and then maintaining his own conservative Christian façade with his loony wife, it's pretty obvious that he has serious issues with the discrepancy between how he looks and how he wishes he looked.

He still could have developed these issues even if he was in great shape and had better genetics, but it's clear that him being ugly and trashy contributed to his isses with his body which he's decided could only be cured by showing the world the cellulite and acne on his ass cheeks.

Now that I think of it, there's possibly a similar, parallel thing going on with his fascination/flirtation with pedophilia. He similarly attacks others by projecting it onto them (Null, Monty, "John"), he similarly flirts with presenting himself as one ("What's a little pedo amongst friends?"), he surrounds himself with people who have reputations for being one, he drops borderline exhibitionist hints that he's into it with his anime consumption (he's an admitted exhibitionist who similarly dropped hints he was at Hedonism), and so on.
 
That´s the shoddiest fetish room I´ve ever seen, good lord... this looks like a drama group staging of a fetish room. If that was the reference for Nick´s build, I think the contractor ghosted him out of embarrassment not shame.
Edit: it reminds me of some low end drive-in motels we used to have around here, chair included, with only the addition of the cross.
 
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A few pages back someone said how funny PPP’s reaction to the leaked DMs was, and by God he wasn’t wrong.
What an absolute tour de force. This fat Canadian just smashes out an hour straight of the funniest improv, everything from Shakespeare to Churchill to like a dozen ad-libbed Bob Marley covers.
So entertaining, almost effortless, and presumably without the help of cocaine.
It’s a shame their show is normally unlistenable but this is absolute gold.

 
AI Chads get to work on this. I wanna see Hedo Rick/Nick "rippin' N' tearin" mashup by morning.
I want one closer to reality. I want an AI video of a large black man stuffing Nerdy Nick into a locker. Maybe Nate or Drex. Even better would be a gimpy legalmindset chasing him down. Or Sean doing it all one handed reciting a Stoney's advert.

Bully: I'm going to stuff you in your Nerdy Nick locker, Nerdy Nick!
Nerdy Nick: Please don't! I get heat rashes from that.
Bully: DENIED!
Nerdy Nick: You said you would stuff me in Nerdy Nick's locker. This is the school's locker, not Nerdy Nicks. You can't stuff me in that one. You lied!
Bully: DENIED!
Nerdy Nick: It's such a nerd move to stuff me in the locker. When your done, I'm going to call you a nerd and then some nerd bully is going to stuff you in a locker because you nerds haven't been stuffed in enough lockers. After you stuff me in this paywalled Nerdy Nick locker, I'm going to give you a day to let me out. And if you don't, I'll do it myself. Play fair for now on.
Bully: DENIED!
 
A few pages back someone said how funny PPP’s reaction to the leaked DMs was, and by God he wasn’t wrong.
What an absolute tour de force. This fat Canadian just smashes out an hour straight of the funniest improv, everything from Shakespeare to Churchill to like a dozen ad-libbed Bob Marley covers.
So entertaining, almost effortless, and presumably without the help of cocaine.
It’s a shame their show is normally unlistenable but this is absolute gold.

Once you put the Balldo on, you can't take it off. It's like the Hotel California.

Damn that had me rolling.
 
The story pertains to the live entertainment from the previous night. Kayla and Nick went onto the dance floor. Kayla didn't really like dancing, but Nick got called up on stage to dance with the performer. It was "like, goooooood dancing, like looking at him in the eye... It was intense."

Nick also climbed the stripper pole and slid all the way down it. Kayla was delighted by all of this.

And in that story, Kayla mentions that one of the women working at the resort that night was noticeably pregnant.

Didn't Nick pump up his charity bona fides by claiming he gave $1000 to a poor pregnant worker because pregnant workers at the resort get fired? Am I missing something or is Nick lying on a day that ends in 'Y'??
 
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I only just noticed that Nick looks like he has cut marks at the top of his thigh/bottom of his ass cheek in this photo.
FYI, the 'cut marks' on on his hips are just stretch marks (quite common during normal growth and development), and possibly the same for the bottom of his buttocks. Nick is the definitions of skinny fat, or NERD fat. He isn't obese, but he lacks muscle tone, and manages to be flabby at low body weight, thus his ass looks like that of a 70 year old man. His ass is all red and pimple covered probably from spending so much time sitting on his ass streaming and getting mildly sweaty and irritated.
*I have now spent way too much time looking at and critiquing Nick's saggy NERD fat ass.
 
APRIL PLAYLIST UPDATE:
April's YouTube playlist called "Nick & April feat. Molly in Paradise" has been updated with the addition of How Deep Is Your Love by Calvin Harris.

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EDIT: Initial context below:
There are 46 total videos, including 3 which are listed as "unavailable" through the website for some reason.

The bulk of the videos were added to the playlist between October 22 at 9:40pm and 1:30am in the morning.

Two additional songs, Cocaine Model by Zhu and a remix of Or Nah by Ty Dolla Sign were added on October 26 between 12:49 and 1:18pm. April's Twitter spree started shortly afterward at 1:33pm.
 
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