Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%
  • Total voters
    348
StannisTheMannis said:
her swollen left eyelid
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Very well spotted. This is hideous.

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Confetti Meringue said:
While searching for clips of Nick in the thread, I stumbled onto this:

Very disturbed read.
Nick spergs about an anime that includes favorite topics: his strange obsession with black men's penises slamming into white women and a "hypersexualized underage AI."

If there is a list of Nick myths that require a solid source, example being his preference for women with small chests and hips, please send it to me. I will be rewatching clips to see if I can catch them.
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In case you missed it here is a list of Nick's Favorite Pornstars that he admitted to during a stream on Simpcast in 2022.

Listed there are Krystal Boyd, Kenzie Reeves, and honorable mention of his favorite porn meme Piper Perri (the one where she is on a couch and surrounded by black men). All of them are slim and range from 4 ft 10 in and 5 ft 3 in and you can see their ribs.

Apparently, Kenzie and Piper tried to look as young as possible as if trying to appear underage in their content.
 
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urr13 account said:
If Aprils tweet about wanting to marry Nick wasn't some kind of kayfabe, would he have to drop Kayla to do it or does Minnesota allow multiple wives? or would he have to convert mormonism or islam first? Is a Rekieta Mohammedan arc coming?
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No state allows bigamy but the FLDS just have a legal marriage to the first and all the others on paper are single moms that collect welfare. The other wives have some spiritual marriage or sealing ceremony which I’d bet has already occurred in some form with the Qouver and probably resulted in all three getting trashy tattoos.
AnOminous said:
I think the kind of swinger circles that don't want plebs NERDS like Nick around are ones that don't get mentioned online either.

He went to the McDonald's of Mandingo cuckoldry.
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If Nick was an actual successful lawyer, or one that made mountains of cash, he’d be aware of the real coke, hooker and CLE’s bacchanals that occur in the Bahamas. They probably occur in other places, but always outside of US legal jurisdiction so degenerate lawyers can enjoy their sex and drugs worry free and tell everyone it was just a trip for CLE credits they needed to square away.

The level of parasocial engagement Nick got involved with, on his locals, with other streamers, in the sector, but never with any professionally successful people demonstrates his social and professional ineptness. Most lawyers, esp criminal and civil attorneys, need to have good social skills to succeed. Imagine a guy as smarmy and smug as Nick swaying a jury, winning over a judge or negotiating a good deal. Never happened, which is why he is a non-practicing attorney.

Nick will never stumble into the professional success he dumb lucked into with lawtube ever again. He needs the trust fund gravy to survive and pay for his five kids.

Also, tbc, any lawyer that makes “streaming” their career is a shitty lawyer. I can understand a bored lawyer doing it as a side hustle for extra money and shits and giggles, but don’t listen to any lawyer for legal expertise that had to turn to streaming as a career, because they obviously sucked at being a lawyer.
 
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Oxyjen said:
Why must he tweet.
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For our entertainment. He needs to tweet more.

And by God I hope he is in the election episode, last time he streamed alongisde Diddler Dax Herrera (or juju the cow, a man who enjoys dressing as a cow and being fucked in the ass) Nick started his comedy routine and Dax looked like he wanted to McNutt himself live, imagine how that will go when you add politics and a slightly more retarded Nick.
 
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3MMA said:
Isn’t there evidence that alcohol raises estrogen levels in men (certain ales are especially potent iirc) to the point that some men get moobs? Maybe the raised estrogen from excessive alcohol consumption could be affecting his bone density too, aiding in troon humpism? Nick’s cuckold tranny hump-
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StannisTheMannis said:
Did April pick up an infection in her left eye in the woods?
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Each time I see that image of Nick in this thread I find it funnier and funnier. It's the sheer blurry rage and impotent seething coming off him. He looks like a toddler having a tantrum. With all his bravado it's pretty funny to see the humpback and the crossed noodle arms unsuccessfully hiding the belly pooch. Is that why Kayla looked for fulfilment outside the marriage, because her husband had a ruined body? At least she carried 5 children back to back, what's Nick's excuse?

Then whenever I see a candid of April I cannot get over the fact that she is the oldest and roughest looking 29 year old I've ever seen. Not even trying to be mean, I honestly thought she was 39, or the same age as Nick and Kayla. She has the mouth and smoker wrinkles of an aging barmaid; you see similar on women in their 50s. And I'm not even sure it's an infection in that picture - I think her eyelids are just so hooded and droopy they are starting to occlude her vision. Perhaps she's been outdoors a lot without sunscreen in addition to all the substance abuse?

Just look at these two laughable dickheads:

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They think they're living in this super sexy and cool fantasy relationship lol. Their love is wild and pure! They're smarter than all the haters who are just jealous. In reality, all anyone sees is two underperforming middle-aged losers acting like damaged and extra cringy teenagers. Everyone would be happily egging them on towards their inevitable mutually assured destruction if there weren't five innocent little lives involved.

On that note, and fitting song to add to the Nick & April playlist:

 
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