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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
This is definitely the kind of thing I'd do for myself. If I have even one other person I'm feeding I'll at least break out the sous vide machine and get a couple sides. Nothing wrong with it, steak and eggs, a couple pancakes (or latkes), and a strong coffee or tea loaded with cream and sugar is a great treat breakfast, especially if you're going to be working outside on a cold day and want to frontload the carbs, protein and fat.
I like how he got the troon hump that Liz "Dong Gone" Jones has. Could it be his polysubstance abuse has nuked not just his dick but his balls too and he's inadvertently trooning?
You owe your career to Vic Mignogna. No one heard of you before you hijacked the goodwill Vic had from his genuine fans. You used that opportunity to lead Vic up the garden path, securing a nepotistic windfall for Ty Beard, who demonstrated nothing but incompetence and downright indifference to Vic's case. When things didn't go as promised you distanced yourself. Now Vic is in the hole. You fucked him. Vic made you famous and now you are too scared to even talk about him because you would have to admit you were wrong. Vic now owes hundreds of thousands of dollars to people you assured us were freaks and losers.
I came to Rekieta during Depp/Heard and didn't know the background with Vic Mignogna. Started looking into Ty Beard and for those with the historical knowledge, why would Vic go with an attorney who has zero litigation experience in defamation/harassment? I still think Nick/Ty are responsible for the poor guy owing hundreds of thousands of dollars when he didn't have to, but was this the first sign of Nick not knowing the law?
Am I understanding that April and Nick are together now and Kayla is out? Only two remain in the polycule (the Bi-cule now)? And that Nick possibly paid for a Jamaican whores abortion? We almost had whitebread ass nigga that was actually a nigga?
This fucking retard can't keep his lust under control can he?
But see, it is his personal life nerd. Even after he divulged to his audience he tried drugs, hinted at Hedonism, talked sexual degeneracy, tattoos, his children, we see in his DM's with Kalea that it's still no one's business no matter how much he tells his audience. Sorry you can't comprehend that!
To formally answer, here's the TLDR (see spoiler)
Nick & April are having their (as Meme Copium called it) Bonnie & Clyde era, tweeting at and with each other, but Nick says April doesn't live there
No confirmation on where Kayla lives atm, but Nick drove her to her hearing and they showed up late
My theory is she is not living with him, he went to go pick her up, he went because Kayla's lawyer said it would look good for her case to see her husband there with her?
Speculations of a Nick & Kayla divorce arc yet Nick said in Melton's chat they are very much still married
Nick told Kalea he followed the chocolate gods from Hedo II because he was trying to get in touch with a Jamaican dancer who got pregnant to pay $1k for her "medical expenses"
Nick's baby? TBD, but Aaron once said had stories about Hedo II and how Nick didn't have fun because he couldn't get it up. Not sure if this was the 1st or 2nd Hedo trip
Judging from April's snide tweets against Kayla, it appears she is not in the former quartet, that became a trio
We're currently averaging 100 a week, so I'm putting my bet in at 8100 by December 31st; 9001 if Nick does something really stupid like shoot April in the face.
Between his latest Xitter activities along with he's useless locals posts, random sneed streams, coupled with his hearing in November, it could be an easy win to 9000 pages before years end.
I lol'd at the 'shoot April in the face.' Reminded me of Trump's 'shoot someone on 5th avenue and they'd still vote for me' line. Nick could shoot April in the face...... Oh wait, the guns.
Reminded me of his debate with that Duncan guy when he called him a strip mall lawyer (recently rewatched). IMO Nick was winning, but the more he drank, the more unhinged/emotional he got. Instant loss in any debate whether right or wrong. The Ben Shapiro winning strategy: stay logical, don't get emotional. Nick had his audience gaslit he could debate, then ended up name-calling, giving Keffals bait to get him banned on YT (for a short time).
Do his locals subs feel like a battered wife yet? Drunk tirades, cope streams, blaming, neglect, alienation, apologies, gaslighting, random attention, rinse and repeat. Only thing not happening is physical beatings, which would be their fault.
The only "content" Nick makes now is just him seething about how badly he's fucked his fucking life up, while performative eating to try to disprove the skelly accusations, all the time creeping around his extremely grimey kitchen looking like a haggard cryptid with Rickets.
He would stream trials, but he said there's just no trials right now, so as soon as he finds one he will! (P.Diddy, Supreme Court/State Elections, Delphi Murders, Daniel Penny, Sarah Boone, Karen Read, Idaho Murders, Alec Baldwin/Rust Shooting, Kouri Richins)
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YT recommended this video (don't know Metatron) but was surprised. A larger creator (931k subs) who not only was ridiculed by Nick (he explains in video), but should Nick being saying thank you to Metatron for getting eyeballs on him like how these other lowly lawtubers did via Nick? The more I learn of Rekieta pre-Rittenhouse/Depp, the more I learn the hypocrisy of his behaviors, something the Internet does not tolerate.
SIDE BAR: Metatron could have scorched Nick, rather he tells creators to think about their actions on and off camera and how it's an example to their younger audience.
Strangely, I didn't know how much 26g was until someone pointed out that an 8 ball was 1/8 oz so it was 7-8 8 balls. I never knew was an 8 ball was other than "a lot."
Point is, these faggots only bring it up now is just for attention. When Mindset did his own commie purity tests, partially to get back at Legal Bytes after Nick was banned from YT, he had no issue with not getting paid.
How pathetic does society get where a "Bonnie and Clyde" moment is done on a shithole website and doesn't even end with both participants riddled with bullets?
To the contrary, are they just black dweebs? In my experience, men who get involved in "kink"—you can even smell the reddit emanating from the word—are huge dweeby goofballs. This is doubly so if they're "doms".
Patrice O'Neal interviewed a black guy from Connecticut who was polygamist on the O&A show, and he was the biggest dweeb. Kink appeals to the austismo's desire for titles, rules, hierarchy, and dork-ass mythological references. You have to have a monster sex drive to remain hard while someone's calling you Dark Magician Hex Daddy. I don't know how they're able to transform sex into the least sexy thing ever.
I honestly think maybe the most pathetic part about all of this is legitimately the April and Nick talking Twitter publicly etc. the deal was sealed when April pretended to be lost in the woods while using the Internet to post pictures of her ordeal from her cell phone. Myspace came out when I was in middle school and even then, people thought that type of shit was pathetic and only losers did it for attention and somehow never realized how stupid it made them look.
My, my. ReviewTechUSA and Nick have quite a bit of conduct overlap. I'm half-inspired to begin mapping out a Lolcow genome based on observable behavior.
Casino needs to spin up a Dickers-Crackets omni-feltening.
If Nick ever "knew who he was", he would rope himself.
There are a bunch of parts of you that are probably worth putting aside at this point. In particular the bad father, the drunk, the drug addict, the porn-addicted cuck, the bad husband, the guy who can't hold a job, the guy who couldn't clean his house, couldn't feed his kids, couldn't provide his kids with clean clothes, the guy who gave up on personal hygiene, the expert on dieting and the adult baby who can't even do normal things like pay bills. And more recently the guy who is trying to buy an online friendship with someone as low as Patrick Melton.
Maybe he has gone through modern therapy. The type of therapy where they improve your self-esteem and hand you a victim script which explains why everything that has happened is not your fault. The kind of therapy that would work to convince Nick that he has to change nothing about himself because he is just too cool for everyone else to handle.
Cross-post from the Drexel thread, but Drexel has commented on the leaked DMs and Rekieta trying to pay $1000 for an allegedly pregnant Jamaican "dancer" for "medical expenses".
Aaron claimed that they had a meal service that they were forced to discontinue in February of 2024 due to lack of funds from the Rumble contract lapse.
There are different types of meal services. Some provide prepared meals which you just have to heat, and others provide portioned ingredients for meals which you cook yourself.
Kayla has mentioned Nick doing all the cooking in the past, but if they cancelled the meal service around the same time the nanny left then expense may not have been the only reason.
I know we all joke about it but what the fuck did Kayla ever do? Did she legitimately never do anything at all? If Nick someone brings in all the money, has the family money, has the house, cooked, etc....what the shit was Kayla doing all day? Just sitting around?
