Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[keke]

Like a true libertarian, it’s not the disgusting pedos that turned him away from being a free speech absolutist, it was people laughing at him.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

The fact that nick promised the lawtubers "stuff" for their hours and hours of labor and then nick just coin tossed them a couple superchats is stuff that commies dream of in their nightmares. You spend hours and hours upon weeks and he just tosses you a couple superchats and then around christmas starts saying "exposure" is enough even though you've been waiting for the 'stuff' for months after ritten/depp. Like a victorian factory owner dressed to the nines passing by his ragged factory worker and tossing him a coin and then saying it's all you deserve

Hey lawtubers. If you're reading this: how does it feel that nick values you as much as he values pedophile melton? He seems to be more eager to with the superchat frequency than you guys from what I remembered

Especially Joe, you've been glazing nick non stop all the way from your first appearance until he bailed on your collab show with him and you stopped appearing on his shows...and then he gets arrested almost a year later and you STILL glazed him and now I'm hearing you've been super salty for being given empty promises THE WHOLE TIME!? You got outjewed by your debt jew and now it's revealed you got outjewed by jew in spirit. The shame!

 

[Das Kätzchen]

"I will be contacting you for some, uh..., instructions on how I can get you something"
That´s a pretty clear promise.

Not a direct promise of monetary compensation or a superchat split, nothing like that. Even then, he stiffed several people out of that, if Nate and Legal Mindset are to be believed. 5k g(r)ift vibes.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Yeah but it isn’t specifically money. For all we know Nick might have got them stuff that he considers compensation and they do not.

One of them needs to drop proof he straight said money.

"I will be contacting you for some, uh..., instructions on how I can get you something"
That´s a pretty clear promise.

It’s the prequel to the Locals Gift , vague promises to people who trusted him. Now people know he’s a lying liar who lies and would never believe him.

 

[Desktop User2]

Not a direct promise of monetary compensation or a superchat split

No, not a direct promise, tho heavily implied in context, of those things, but a direct promise of some sort of compensation that people claimed to not have received. We all know he is a fucking liar, but he is, ON CAMERA, promising some sort of compensation which lends some credence for people claiming things in private.

 

[Pagan Min]

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EDIT: Just like the 5k locals. I wonder how many times Nick told them their cut was on the way before they gave up lmao.

I'm a few pages behind at the moment, so I don't know if anyone's already posted this yet, but I'm-a gonna go ahead and say it anyway at the risk of clocks galore... LOL

I recall a lawyer-panel stream of Nick's in the past where they were covering a trial (can't remember which one, damn my senile brain!), and a superchatter raised the case that all that money was coming in yet Nicky-poo wasn't sharing the wealth with the (actual practicing) lawyers on the panel. At that point, Nick stated on the record that he was going to set up a money-sharing situation for them so that they were being compensated for taking their valuable time to appear on his channel.

Of course, this comes as no surprise that this was yet another one of Balldo's lies, but at the time people thought that it was great that Nick was going to be looking out for his fellow lawyers and compensating them fairly for their time and knowledge.

Edited to add:

Thank you, @Ice Gun Ninja for finding that clip and proving to myself that I wasn't delusional with those recollections... LOL

Of course, after watching the clip, I noticed that he never SPECIFIED that he'd be giving the panelists money -- just that he'd be giving each of them SOMETHING. So, once again, here's fuckin' Nick with his fuckin' weasel-words, most likely with his attempt to jew 'em all out of monetary compesation...

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yeah but it isn’t specifically money. For all we know Nick might have got them stuff that he considers compensation and they do not.

One of them needs to drop proof he straight said money.

This is nick we're talking about. He is a MASTER of vague implications. It's like breathing to him. He says stuff to imply one thing without confirming it so he can back out of them when he wants to. This is even apparent in the kalea dms.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It’s the prequel to the Locals Gift , vague promises to people who trusted him. Now people know he’s a lying liar who lies and would never believe him.

Not fufilling the locals gift is what’s stranfe to me. I can almost understanding never paying the rando lawyers.

But how dufficult would it be to send fans like a signed copy of your favorite legal book or some dhit? Unlike the lawyers they are the people that pay you and it costs next to nothing.

Although buying all the lawyers a bottle of whatever they want does not seem hard either.

Nick not wanting to do what he promissed seems real silly to me. It takes 5 seconds.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is nick we're talking about. He is a MASTER of vague implications. It's like breathing to him. He says stuff to imply one thing without confirming it so he can back out of them when he wants to. This is even apparent in the kalea dms.

It's the only way really he's able to hide his bullshit. The problem is you can't hide being a complete scumfuck forever. He has patterns you can catch onto with enough time

 

[6MillionCoofs]

This is nick we're talking about. He is a MASTER of vague implications. It's like breathing to him. He says stuff to imply one thing without confirming it so he can back out of them when he wants to. This is even apparent in the kalea dms.

He is a lawyer. One should expect it. It’s why when someone promises something you should slways clarify what specifically.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It's the only way really he's able to hide his bullshit. The problem is you can't hide being a complete scumfuck forever. He has patterns you can catch onto with enough time

I'm not saying he's good at it. I'm saying he does it without second thoughts. Like a rapper that spit out words instantaneously but it's all shit

He is a lawyer. One should expect it. It’s why when someone promises something you should slways clarify what specifically.

He is a failure of a lawyer in practice, before he went on youtube. They all went straight for guilty please. We all know this.

I suspect he practiced his bullshit implication technique after the trial streams. Legal mindset said a lot of female lawyers/ytbers in the law sektur told him than nick were hitting them up in the dms for HOURS. He was probably dropping hints about getting them into swinging, like faran said. This is where he practiced imo.

 

[AnOminous]

In fairness, I believe that was when he was gifted it and everyone thought it was funny. Which was before the downfall started iirc.

I’m still amazed someone gifted it him.

He's admitted he's been a total gooner porn addict since he was in his teens. "Gifted" my ass, that's just more Nickshit.

Legal Mindset revealed on stream that Nick never split the money he promised and Nick promised a fuck ton of people money.

Nick is a thief.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Legal Mindset said: "joe was extra salty of the three he didnt get money"

This make sense because, as I recall, after Rittenhouse, Joe was the biggest proponent of figuring out how to do some kind of schedule where they would rotate the panel between member's shows during the week. Nick shut that down because he said at the time it would cause confusion in the audience as they wouldn't know where to go for the next day's stream. This led to lawtubers doing their own streams and Joe started rebroadcasting Nick's stream of the trial in real time.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

He's admitted he's been a total gooner porn addict since he was in his teens. "Gifted" my ass, that's just more Nickshit.

Sure. But it is also anime and from everything he really isn’t the type. And that was back in the day when his mostly anime audiance would randomly send him shit.

It is however funnier to believe the only anime he ever bought was Redo of Healer

 

[Das Kätzchen]

No, not a direct promise, tho heavily implied in context, of those things, but a direct promise of some sort of compensation that people claimed to not have received. We all know he is a fucking liar, but he is, ON CAMERA, promising some sort of compensation which lends some credence for people claiming things in private.

Yes, to any normal honest person what he said sounds like a promise of money, or, at the very least, something comparable. These are lawyers spending hours of their time, and lawyers aren't known for doing things for free.

Nick, however, is a weasly fag. Sidestepping promises and playing word games is how he gets his rocks off. Since he didn't specifically say something like "I will contact you later about how to send you money that I owe you for your appearance”, he'll cope and be a bitch about it.

What would be great is to see something in writing (like a DM). He's a liar anyway, but that'd be something concrete.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I genuinely don't know what rekeita thinks is gonna happen. Like he can't just go back to his old shtick and think that's gonna work. He can not put that genie back in the bottle. Like he can pretend that people caring about who he is and what he does is weird but his personality and his persona is his entire product online. He stopped trying to be an "expert" in anything years ago, now he's just a personality streamer like anyone else online.

He can try to branch out into comedy but he’s unfunny. Whatever plans or goals he had for his channel is just dead in the water… like one of the raccoons he drowned. At best all he can do is enjoy a permanent stage of failure and seething. Unless he just casts it all off and embraces the Balldo degeneracy. Talk about swinging, leaning into banging prostitutes, his party life. I don’t think we’ll ever get a lawtube seen back from him. His brain is fried. All that’s left is to enter Slaanesh’s warm embrace and show it off to the world.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm not saying he's good at it. I'm saying he does it without second thoughts. Like a rapper that spit out words instantaneously but it's all shit

Well yeah, he lies as easy as he breathes. It's fun to him, not that he's good at it or can sell the lie. He genuinely gets pleasure out of half truths I wager.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Well yeah, he lies as easy as he breathes. It's fun to him, not that he's good at it or can sell the lie. He genuinely gets pleasure out of half truths I wager.

Very deceptive. Very jewish. Nick used to say he wasn't a jew but considering every part of his persona pre-ritten was fake, he really might be one and was lying.

Now I'm imagining a kid's book that retells a summary of nick's life so far titled "The Jew that Wished He was a Nigger"

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick, however, is a weasly fag. Sidestepping promises and playing word games is how he gets his rocks off.

That matters for the lawyers that got fucked. For us, I think reneging on his promise of compensation, that he claimed never happened on Twitter today, is just another pointer to laugh at Nick being a massive faggot liar.
I honestly could care less if these people got any money. DMs would be even nicer tho.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

ELB should play copyrighted music in her clips and let it get claimed. Then Nick will have to fight over the DMCA with a major producer.