🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

"I earn more than $50k on disability payments"

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Pure early 2000's bro energy. Give them a PS2 with soul calibur asap

genius decision to cast middle aged people, they still carry the same swagger

 

[Mr Sister]

In current events, Alex came to Luke and the 2 were whisper gossiping for a little, I wasn't really listening. Luke eventually had enough, and left to join Ian (he is Ian maxxing) and Alex came with. Alex immediately started gossiping again. Luke said "I just want a bag of chips right now, you know what I'm saying?" and got Ian to agree. Alex continues gossiping and ranting for a long time, Luke ignores him, tells him to go to mellow mode. "Eat doritos and drink a pepsi dude!!! Have you even eaten today?"

Alex continued ranting for 25 more minutes. Luke was almost silent the entire time, he just announced he is going to go upstairs and go to bed, I think that was the first thing he said the whole time. Ian was only half paying attention and agreeing with whatever Alex said that entire time. Before going upstairs Ian said he thinks Luke and Alex are his bros, and Luke said he feels that him and Alex are both up for elimination and he is nervous.
Then Alex starts talking about how Luke put jeet in his place, and they all laugh about Luke calling him wifi signal
Then Alex continues talking and holding them hostage, until Luke finally taps out for real

 

[bookers]

alex is a jimmy level yapper

i still dont get whats going on with this, are there really just not enough beds for people? why not sleep on the couch or something lmao

 

[Mr Sister]

ng on with this, are there really just not enough beds for people? why not sleep on the couch or something lmao
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burt trying to fuck ted is like the #1 plotline right now, how do you not understand

 

[bookers]

burt trying to fuck ted is like the #1 plotline right now, how do you not understand

yeah but why is ted sleeping in bed with him

also i didnt realize they had been drinking but mizzy is like double fisting twisted teas and is also an extreme yapper

 

[David Spadem]

Fuck I hope Ian goes first. Sam tries to help him out and do workouts (Cracks a joke saying he'll cure Ians disability) but instead he does one set and refuses to do any more out of fear he will lose his disability payments if he continues to workout.

"I earn more than $50k on disability payments"

https://fishtank.live/clip/144147

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Inside the Yard, Ian told Alex and Luke he was pressed to do a 40 pound bench press by G and refused as its "not my thing, I'm an introvert" and "no way he can get me to do it" without disclosing disability to them. No clip unfortunately

 

[filthypenguin]

Ted managed to lift Burt up. Shocking everyone including Burt.
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Burt immediately sat down as he got a bit excited.

Not long after this, Burt went upstairs and started his skizobabble. I don't know if they've turned up the gain on the mics, or if he was just babbling louder than normal, but it was audible enough to make out. He was rapidly babbling about Luke, Alex, and Ted, fast enough not to be terribly coherent at first. From what I could tell, he was trying to work out if it was Luke or Alex that would be kicked tomorrow. Then he started babbling about the medication schedule he needs to keep Alex on, because Alex is fucked up and needs supplements and a light exercise routine to fix him, because at the beginning he has said the n word and wouldn't shut up but he's already improved so much mentally just from one day he can't stop now, but he could give him a list of suppliments but he doesnt trust Alex to get the dosages right, and if alex gets kicked he's going to have regressed too much over the course of the rest of the show so he needs to make sure Alex doesn't get kicked.

Then he started complaining that he can't think straight because he's too horny. He needs to cum twice a day, and he needs to fuck. He really needs to fuck. His babbling becomes less coherent and he begins shaking. Then he announces that he needs to sleep and flops down on Ted's bed and covers up. It looks like he's in physical pain from trying to resist masturbating with Ted's blanket while the door is open.

Shortly after, they're called down to look at the fan art.

 

[Mr Sister]

burt trying to fuck ted is like the #1 plotline right now, how do you not understand

Alex is running cockblock duty, and Ted is happily accepting. Burt is silent, in Ted's bed (after Ted protested with the excuse of Burt's night terrors (he did fall off the couch) however Burt simply said he would only rest his eyes and not let himself fall asleep there.), while Alex is ranting about cartoons, especially south park. Ted is talking more than I have ever heard him before. Now they are talking about game of thrones.. Alex and Ted have been talking while Burt is silent in bed next to Ted for about 20 minutes now.

Edit: Burt is snoring now lol after Ted said no to him sleeping there
Edit 2: Ted brought up Burt being asleep, and how he would wake him up with night terrors. Burt suddenly confirmed he is still awake actually

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Ian is in the yard in a chair smoking something with his back turned to the camera, burping, being very quiet and eerie. WHAT YOU DOING DOWN THERE BUDDY? pretty sure he's jacking off, lol.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Ian is in the yard in a chair smoking something with his back turned to the camera, burping, being very quiet and eerie. WHAT YOU DOING DOWN THERE BUDDY? pretty sure he's jacking off, lol.

Quick, someone register IanCreamin.com

 

[Mr Sister]

Alex is running cockblock duty, and Ted is happily accepting. Burt is silent, in Ted's bed (after Ted protested with the excuse of Burt's night terrors (he did fall off the couch) however Burt simply said he would only rest his eyes and not let himself fall asleep there.), while Alex is ranting about cartoons, especially south park. Ted is talking more than I have ever heard him before. Now they are talking about game of thrones.. Alex and Ted have been talking while Burt is silent in bed next to Ted for about 20 minutes now.

Edit: Burt is snoring now lol after Ted said no to him sleeping there
Edit 2: Ted brought up Burt being asleep, and how he would wake him up with night terrors. Burt suddenly confirmed he is still awake actually

Me and chat are laughing at Ted's positioning, and about who on production has to be assigned to watch b3 all night. His head is as far away from Burt as possible, but he seems to afraid to say anything or move himself.

Note: there are 3 beds open, and 1 other bed occupied by Alex who you can see in the background of the screenshot. Chat also mentions that Burt was walking around ranting about how horny he is all day. Chat says "Yeah Burt flat out said "I NEED TO FUCK" over and over" and "He also said "I FUCK EVERYTHING""
Good night! Sleep well!

 

[true cult anon]

Earlier tonight Luke brought up the possibility of Laron being the thief to Alex, and in between lengthy interruptions from Alex, spoke to Ian about Alexis's possible involvement in the theft as well. It seemed like Ian agreed with blaming Alexis, although he didn't elaborate. Ian also mentioned that from the Don's Office he has observed that no one is doing a good job driving the cliques apart (he's correct). Large parts of this conversation were drowned out or interrupted by Alex. This happened earlier, part when Luke and Alex were alone in the flat, and further when they were smoking cigs with Ian in the yard. The Ian/Alexis part maybe take with a grain of salt, it was hard to hear because Alex was also talking, but I think that's what I heard.

It seems like it will be up to Luke to get a group together to oppose Alexis/Laron. The fact that Mizzy hasn't seen fit to suspect either of them yet suggests that they have some power (also that Mizzy is retarded), but I think they've been decent at injecting chaos into things so far. They completely threw the candy collection challenge off with minimal effort, just letting Mizzy spin her wheels past a certain point and letting the fallout happen. It still gave Mizzy/Alexis immunity and ensuring Laron is at least safe in voting.

No idea where Binx fits in she seems to be doing her own thing. She's talking with Mizzy of future plans as I write this, but from what I have been following it almost looks like Binx is freelancing, so I'm confused as to if she has any loyalties at present.
Around 3:00AM, Binx told Mizzy that she suspects Burt as being a plant because "he's just too perfectly hilarious to be real". I don't think he's a plant, but I understand where she's coming from.
I don't see anyone other than Luke having the wherewithal to organize an oppositional conspiracy at this point. Burt isn't going to do it. No one else feels relevant. I don't think Luke will get far with Alex. A Luke-Binx alliance will be necessary, but I have no idea what allegiances Binx will seek.

Loving the season so far though, cautiously optimistic about the rest. Hopefully it keeps the momentum better than S2. I love GossipTank/ConspiracyTank.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Mr Sister]

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Everyone knows that if you can see your entire iris so much you are not to be trusted. I wanted to say his look reminds me of daniel larson, I think it is the hair

I was referring to Ted, but you are right, Burt has the same

 

[anliteralidiot]

Trisha is up and watching the S2 episodes.

 

[Mr Sister]

Someone from production started banging something like pots or pans and screaming "everyone wake up!!! time to vote! go down to the basement!!" everyone has gathered in the flat

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Someone from production started banging something like pots or pans and screaming "everyone wake up!!! time to vote! go down to the basement!!" everyone has gathered in the flat

All the fish think Luke did it all on his own, that he has "DID" or was dreaming. Not sure why production keeps trying to set him up.

 

[anliteralidiot]

All the fish think Luke did it all on his own, that he has "DID" or was dreaming. Not sure why production keeps trying to set him up.
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No clip? Was Luke even in the kitchen?

 

[Mr Sister]

All the fish think Luke did it all on his own, that he has "DID" or was dreaming. Not sure why production keeps trying to set him up.
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to be fair, I assumed it was production. I did not see who was banging and yelling. maybe it was luke lol. but now everyone is gathered in the den saying a computer of some sort was dropped off. now luke is apologizing for everything, and said everyone should go away from the new item and go back to bed.