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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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burt is hiding something in his sock?
 
Everyone knows that if you can see your entire iris so much you are not to be trusted. I wanted to say his look reminds me of daniel larson, I think it is the hair
Dude reminds me of KingcobraJFS' old friend Warlord. He's got that tweaker energy to him.
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They managed to cast the right amount of normies and schizos and the content potential is fucking great.
The same was said about the Season 2 cast. They had an extremely strong first 5 days then Summer and JC both left the same day, and then Megan shortly afterwards and Cole a few days after that, the first two episodes are dynamite because of how strong they launched out of the gate. The house/audio/camera angles are inferior to S2 by far and fish disappear in the house quite frequently because its so fucking big. S3 is better for content because Sam and Ben are providing more bits and set piece moments by shooting scenes and reshooting compared to "write a comedy routine in 3 days" type challenges for S2, but the problem here is that Sam and Ben are the primary actors in these scenes and the fish are just watching and reacting.
 
I know Fatty doesn't want to do nudity anymore but it'd be hilarious if they were all sitting in the pit and he just walked by them completely naked without saying a word and then when they freaked out production acted like they had no clue what they were talking about.
 
The house/audio/camera angles are inferior to S2 by far and fish disappear in the house quite frequently because its so fucking big.
Nothing will top the S2 house for me... It was the perfect amount of rooms, and the carpet helped with the acoustics.

Seriously, you can hear Penthouse audio better from the Loft cam. It's bizarre.
 
Peyton was upstairs crying in the jacuzzi room and Ben came up seemingly to console her. Instead Vance was with her and Ben asked her to shoot a scene real quick. He had her go up to the loft and come down the stairs while crying and he would ask from behind the camera "what's wrong". She then stops between the penthouse/jacuzzi room and is supposed to explain to the camera how she feels, she says "I don't know, it's just a lot right now" all the while Ben is very focused on directing Vance to get a good shot. After she says a little bit Ben says "Great, Thank you Peyton" and just leaves with Vance.
 
I know Fatty doesn't want to do nudity anymore but it'd be hilarious if they were all sitting in the pit and he just walked by them completely naked without saying a word and then when they freaked out production acted like they had no clue what they were talking about.
I love the "filming for a reality show" gaslight but I think that's gonna fall apart early on in this season.
 
Alex and luke broship blossoms in the face of the girl alliance, alex says the most based sentence ever uttered:
I WOULD RATHER HAVE A WHITE MAN WIN THAN ANY OF THOSE THINGS UP THERE
 
Is it appropriate to drop a big-ass archive of it all on KF?
Fuck it, we ball.
Attached is the Instagram archive. The YouTube one is too large to attach so here it is via Proton Drive.

For redundancy's sake:
Torrent file of both the Instagram + YouTube
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:F7E91CB1D9EC780D0546D3D105B313668D4E3643&dn=Alex%20B%20Archive&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.io%3A6969%2Fannounce
 

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Peyton was upstairs crying in the jacuzzi room and Ben came up seemingly to console her. Instead Vance was with her and Ben asked her to shoot a scene real quick. He had her go up to the loft and come down the stairs while crying and he would ask from behind the camera "what's wrong". She then stops between the penthouse/jacuzzi room and is supposed to explain to the camera how she feels, she says "I don't know, it's just a lot right now" all the while Ben is very focused on directing Vance to get a good shot. After she says a little bit Ben says "Great, Thank you Peyton" and just leaves with Vance.
Here is a clip. excuse the file size, anyone have advice on reducing? Payton was so upset she was hyperventilating a little, I don't understand what set her off


In current events, Alex came to Luke and the 2 were whisper gossiping for a little, I wasn't really listening. Luke eventually had enough, and left to join Ian (he is Ian maxxing) and Alex came with. Alex immediately started gossiping again. Luke said "I just want a bag of chips right now, you know what I'm saying?" and got Ian to agree. Alex continues gossiping and ranting for a long time, Luke ignores him, tells him to go to mellow mode. "Eat doritos and drink a pepsi dude!!! Have you even eaten today?"
 
Here is a clip. excuse the file size, anyone have advice on reducing? Payton was so upset she was hyperventilating a little, I don't understand what set her off
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In current events, Alex came to Luke and the 2 were whisper gossiping for a little, I wasn't really listening. Luke eventually had enough, and left to join Ian (he is Ian maxxing) and Alex came with. Alex immediately started gossiping again. Luke said "I just want a bag of chips right now, you know what I'm saying?" and got Ian to agree. Alex continues gossiping and ranting for a long time, Luke ignores him, tells him to go to mellow mode. "Eat doritos and drink a pepsi dude!!! Have you even eaten today?"
Try encoding as an av1 mp4 at 20 fps or 15fps, that'll bring the size down in a big way.
 
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