WhatifAltHist / Rudyard Lynch - History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex

Belated happy first year to the thread!

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Pretty soon I'm going to update the OP to include Rudyard's greatest hits from this year. If the civil war permits...
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MF Goose said:
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New to the thread but not to his channel. He might have a schizophrenia
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“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
Rudie is starting to sound like a retarded Terry A. Davis
 
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You know? It's probably been a bit too long since I watched a Rudyard video. Now I can't stand listening to his doomerism at all, so there's that.


Rudyard isn't aware that Brazil reinstated Twitter in this video. He also stands by his belief that school and homework are just as bad as work; now, maybe I've grown up a bit too curmudgeonly, but claiming that teenagers work over 13 hours a day because they choose to have a job after school (or because they're bad at homework) is ludicrous.

Then Rudyard claims that he says there will be blood on the streets in the 2024 election so that you know he's "not a charlatan", right after claiming that we're in the boring sort of cyberpunk dystopia where nothing ever happens due to Karens. Apparently, attention-mongering by claiming there's going to be a massive civil war does not make you a charlatan. Good to know. I thought you just had to be a proven liar who couldn't keep their own story straight.

But how will one "Brave the Wave"? Well, Rudyard has given up. He burned himself out. Oops. Now he's just gonna sit in the pod he rents as a digital nomad, and relax as the death squads claim him. If it does kill him, he'll feel vindicated in being the broken clock who was right exactly once (or maybe even twice). If nothing happens, he'll do an apology video, allegedly.

Also, Rudyard doesn't write books because he assumes no one has an attention span outstripping his own, and not because he's lazy and borderline-illiterate.

EDIT: Nipponophile shit with added Google-Search laziness
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Foxxo said:
Rudyard claims that he says there will be blood on the streets in the 2024 election
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It's his sheltered no experience fantasy, like any edgy 15 year old, that shit is going to hit the fan and the normies will suddenly realise he's useful, because while they were partying and having sex, he studied the blade. I bet the skinny pastey arm Rudy can't, and doesn't even shoot.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
It's his sheltered no experience fantasy, like any edgy 15 year old, that shit is going to hit the fan and the normies will suddenly realise he's useful, because while they were partying and having sex, he studied the blade. I bet the skinny pastey arm Rudy can't, and doesn't even shoot.
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It's even funnier considering this is 2024. If he were saying this in and about 2020, I could understand and even empathize. But the guy is saying this in a post-2020 world.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
It's his sheltered no experience fantasy, like any edgy 15 year old, that shit is going to hit the fan and the normies will suddenly realise he's useful, because while they were partying and having sex, he studied the blade. I bet the skinny pastey arm Rudy can't, and doesn't even shoot.
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If he does have a gun, it's a 22LR of some sort. So a plinker/trainer. Fit for hunting squirrels and such and having fun at the range since basically no recoil. Not my first choice for a CIVIL WAR like he rants about. Every single piece of body armor in existence is rated against it. But hey, ammo is cheap amirite?
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Not my first choice for a CIVIL WAR like he rants about. Every single piece of body armor in existence is rated against it. But hey, ammo is cheap amirite?
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Rudyard is not the common foot solider in his rotted out mind. He's the general barking out orders so what does he need a gun for? After all he thinks he's "one of like three people who can influence the right wingers".
 
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Anon88 said:
Rudyard is not the common foot solider in his rotted out mind. He's the general barking out orders so what does he need a gun for? After all he thinks he's "one of like three people who can influence the right wingers".
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A gun for him is to hang on the wall and look nice, if he has one at all. That's why I said a 22, because there are nice looking 22's with full wood furniture and just that extra bit of polish that are in no way suited for combat. That is how I see Rudy and guns. In essence, a fudd.
 
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In fairness, when Rudyard speaks of "we may experience a civil war" or "the far right incel revolution is coming" I don't necessarily think he's endorsing those things or saying he wants them to happen so much as he's simply making predictions. That doesn't mean I think his predictions are right of course, just that him saying that I think is different from wishing it to happen and hoping to fight violently for it. Of course maybe some part of him does subconciously want it but I don't like to put words in other peoples mouths.
 
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