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Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.
Its a high school thing mostly. So yeah, her insight into manliness is what she sees as an outsider in high school.

Edit: lol late. But yeah it shouldnt surprise anyone that pooner obsess over high school behavior because when youre an adult you slowly stop caring about gendered shit and acting out as much since you should have... a life.
 
Tif thinks that because she's taking testosterone she fully understands male behavior now, my favorite one being that apparently hormones causes clumsiness.
She also went to r/mtf to ask about "things about cis girls you didn't understand but do now" and this troon is making the same claim about "being clumsy" so I'm starting to think there's just something about HRT that affects your coordination and/or just gives you lowkey brain damage.
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That is deeply disturbing. Her "gender care specialists" know that they're playing stroke roulette and are trying to manage her body's rebellion to the cross sex hormones with that treatment? Which isn't working, apparently? Sounds like they're fucking around and using her as a guinea pig for medical journal submission opportunities. Or they're trying to replicate some other doc's breakthrough success with that, to push "trans medicine" forward. Everyone is on the make in this biz. They're literal vampires in this case.
I've seen that mentioned by several troons, that donating blood is the "treatment" for testosterone-therapy-induced polycythemia.

The fact that the doctor flippantly suggested she get a port for it?! That's fucking psychotic. Just stop the non-necessary medication that's causing the polycythemia.
 
She also went to r/mtf to ask about "things about cis girls you didn't understand but do now" and this troon is making the same claim about "being clumsy" so I'm starting to think there's just something about HRT that affects your coordination and/or just gives you lowkey brain damage.
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0 woman exclusive things, this is literally like what children do except the bra thing and man attraction but thats just called being gay.
 
this troon is making the same claim about "being clumsy" so I'm starting to think there's just something about HRT that affects your coordination and/or just gives you lowkey brain damage.
Their pituitary and hypothalamus glands are probably going fucking nuts trying to get their endocrine system back into balance. A dysregulated hypothalamus eventually feeds back and leads to a dysregulated thalamus, and now their brain is officially so retarded from hormone-frying that it can't make sense of normal proprioceptive input.
 
She also went to r/mtf to ask about "things about cis girls you didn't understand but do now" and this troon is making the same claim about "being clumsy" so I'm starting to think there's just something about HRT that affects your coordination and/or just gives you lowkey brain damage.
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Jesus Christ... We are lucky that just like Ebola is too deadly to spread to the world, troons die at the age of 35, or else we would be damned with this level of retardation.
The same stupid ass people who claim that gender is a social thing, that there are no rules for gendering and blablabla are the ones saying that:
1. hair is a female thing
2. dancing is a female thing
3. waving hands is a female thing (sorry italians, guess yall fuckin gaaaaay)

These shits live like trash, telling how they cant keep their room tidy (as we've seen countless times before how the average troon room looks like a dumpster after a hurricane).
Oh boy, and the audacity of telling about the importance of women's spaces. Oh boy...

TTD please.
 
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Hey

Trans man here, just got Canadian citizenship, changed name, gender, passing 100% as male. Question is: I was a resident of Bahrain, and a citizen of Jordan, two Arab countries not fans of trans folks but won't throw me in jail or hurt me at all. If I travel there, and they have my iris scan and fingerprints, will they clock me in their records and see my old profile as a female or not? Will I be treated as a new visitor and they'll take my fingerprints and iris scan again? Will it show they already have it in their system?

What's that like?

Thanks!
 
2. dancing is a female thing
Ever seen choreographed turkish men dancing? The epitome of gay; dancing, while looking masculine as shit while capable of pounding down a femboy if they're groomed properly. Once again men are better than woman at everything, but mostly because women "dancing" starts and ends with girl group routines in public school and twerking on Tjyrone at 18.
 
She also went to r/mtf to ask about "things about cis girls you didn't understand but do now" and this troon is making the same claim about "being clumsy" so I'm starting to think there's just something about HRT that affects your coordination and/or just gives you lowkey brain damage.
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The severe autism and never going outside don't help with physical coordination either.
 
Their pituitary and hypothalamus glands are probably going fucking nuts trying to get their endocrine system back into balance. A dysregulated hypothalamus eventually feeds back and leads to a dysregulated thalamus, and now their brain is officially so retarded from hormone-frying that it can't make sense of normal proprioceptive input.
If you take anti androgens your brain gets absolutely fucked, this much is undeniable even in tranny circles. Im sure the opposite sex hormomes do it too, but they still cope.
 
They don't think that far ahead. They can barely conceptualize 2 years from now. They are not adult enough and transitioning likely keeps them in a child-like state.
Josh did a reading of some 55 year old hon whining about his lack of HRT moob growth or something once. Josh mentioned a normal 55 y/o would be thinking about his legacy, kids graduating college, retirement. But the hon regressed to a 12 y/o's concerns.
 
Men jump up to smack doorways all the time?
I've literally never seen that. Also most men are tall enough that if they jump in a doorway I think they'd smack their head.
My sons smacked doorways/overhead signs as they grew. It wasn't testing strength! It was showing off how much taller they were getting and how much reach they had now their arms are getting longer!
I'm an old woman and I understand male behaviour better than that 'real boy'
 
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My sons smacked doorways/overhead signs as they grew. It wasn't testing strength! It was showing off how much taller they were getting and how much reach they had now their arms are getting longer!
I'm an old woman and I understand male behaviour better than that 'real boy'
I just love knowing there's moms and grandmas shitposting here. Makes me smile everytime, so fucking wholesome.
 
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