Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
Bg3 sounds pozzed all to hell. Ultimately it really depends on how you define 'woke'. I've seen chuds claim that Andor was woke because it's anti tyranny which makes it pro antifa. Like what?
I give BG3 a courtesy because you can skip/kill nearly anything.
Don't like Karlach?
Behead her
Hate the gay Gnomes? Kill them.
Hate the refugees story in the Druid Grove? Chud it up and sack the grove
Hate the lesbian Nightsong? Kill her and corrupt her girlfriend.
You can kill literally everybody and still beat the game. It's true narrative freedom where you can be the gayest trans antifa soldier or macrodosing on Hitler particles for the Absolute/Baal.
 
Bg3 sounds pozzed all to hell. Ultimately it really depends on how you define 'woke'. I've seen chuds claim that Andor was woke because it's anti tyranny which makes it pro antifa. Like what?
Unless you're a regular on the A&N board, you should have the mental capacity to make a decision on your own.
I don't even understand how some niggers here give credence to other users, without a heavy dose of salt and filtering.

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If there was one it was scrapped when Gaider and Mary Kirby left.
I truly wish it existed. It would make creating another DA campaign far easier than with the wiki.

The only other format which comes close to it would be the TTRPG books. I probably should try to pirate them just to give it a good look.
 
Says about 7k players right now. Andromeda had a peak of 3,500, while the ME Legendary Edition had 60k on launch. I'd say a majority of the audience isn't showing up to buy it.
Sitting at 11k for me when I check steam. Need to also account for people who are on garbo internet and need to wait for the game to install before actually playing. My prediction was a peak of 15k but it looks like it'll go higher. I can't see the reviews going higher than mostly positive before settling into mixed a la Starfield.
 
Sitting at 11k for me when I check steam. Need to also account for people who are on garbo internet and need to wait for the game to install before actually playing. My prediction was a peak of 15k but it looks like it'll go higher. I can't see the reviews going higher than mostly positive before settling into mixed a la Starfield.
It's at 17k for me right now. I think it will definitely go higher, simply because of the drama surrounding the game.
 
It's at 17k for me right now. I think it will definitely go higher, simply because of the drama surrounding the game.
Higher, yeah. I still think that one poster's prediction of 50k peak players is optimistic. I could get egg on my face though. I'm more interested in seeing the reviews, and perhaps any seethe that eventually gets posted here.
 
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My prediction - End of day it likely settles around 25k (Edit - in the time it took me to type this it almost reached 25k. Whoever claimed 50k might not be completely optimistic) between people at work (yeah I know, lul) and people downloading on shit internet, but as word of mouth spreads I doubt it'll go significantly higher. I could be proven wrong, but if I've learned one thing it's that the Modern Audience these studios all try and cater to doesn't actually exist.

Console Sales are more annoying to track - we don't have the immediate numbers SteamDB gives us - but considering how scuffed this Console Gen is I doubt it makes up the difference. The Modern Audience will likely do what it always does and fail to manifest, the game will be quietly announced as a flop about a month from now, but because it released in a quiet week it'll have the "Best Selling Game on Steam" crown for about 5 minutes for dipshits to crow about for ages.
 
how did some of these niggas download 100gb in 3 minutes.
I seem to recall some talking about "preloading" which is a thing, I did it with portal 2. Basically you download the whole game but a 1 is flipped to a 0 so you can't launch it, then on launch, flip it back.
Not sure if this was actually the case, but it has happened.
EDIT: Heel vs baby face seems to still be downloading, and I bet he would of preordered since he IS ragebait review guy. Now I don't even fucking know, unless they had overlap of the "reviewers" and this is a second wave?
 
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It's at 17k for me right now. I think it will definitely go higher, simply because of the drama surrounding the game.
I truly wonder how many of the people who bought it will refund within the first 2 hours due to it being dogshit and/or just want to be able to leave a negative review for the lulz.
 
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