DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I say this often. But, Phil is mentally stunted in a way where he cannot form or understand abstract thoughts/concepts. It's why he can't make jokes or be funny. It's why his go-to is scat stuff. It's why he seems so fucking dumb. Metaphors, analogies, etc....he is incapable of forming his own.

Having this specific issue is a sign of a few mental/social illnesses/disorders.
 
I say this often. But, Phil is mentally stunted in a way where he cannot form or understand abstract thoughts/concepts. It's why he can't make jokes or be funny. It's why his go-to is scat stuff. It's why he seems so fucking dumb. Metaphors, analogies, etc....he is incapable of forming his own.

Having this specific issue is a sign of a few mental/social illnesses/disorders.
Agree. Remember that Ree-ack video of that guys car who was saying “this is where the wheels come down and the missiles come out to shoot other street racers”? It was utterly ridiculous. But Phillip thought it was dead serious saying “That’s not legal! You’ll got to jail!”.

There’s no doubt in my mind he’s mentally stunted. Probably from having no real friends growing up then locking himself away first chance he got, which would explain why he’s at the social skills level of a small child.

I’m reasonably sure he can’t see KC are messing with him because of this underdevelopment. Everything is face value to him.
 
KC hyped up DSP as some buried treasure from a golden age of Youtube, that just needed to be excavated, polished, and put on a pedestal to shine.

You can’t polish a turd, unfortunately.

I’m reasonably sure he can’t see KC are messing with him because of this underdevelopment. Everything is face value to him.
Either that, or he’s so desperate to be seen as one of the “cool kids” that he lets it slide. But that’s a big ask of Phil.
 
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Metaphors, analogies, etc....he is incapable of forming his own.
The other thing is he is so full of himself that he doesn't realize his limitations. Lots of people make shit metaphors and they either acknowledge it or just don't do it. DSP is explained to time and time again how dumb his restaurant analogies are and he thinks everyone else is wrong and the analogy totally fits.
 
I say this often. But, Phil is mentally stunted in a way where he cannot form or understand abstract thoughts/concepts. It's why he can't make jokes or be funny. It's why his go-to is scat stuff. It's why he seems so fucking dumb. Metaphors, analogies, etc....he is incapable of forming his own.

Having this specific issue is a sign of a few mental/social illnesses/disorders.
Also why things like respect don't exist to him. Howard never explained it to him after all those years so he has no idea what he meant. I don't think he could ever comprehend it either because he's incapable of things that aren't a clear cut transaction that benefit him the most out of it.
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DSP has really outdone himself in his delusions. Where is this resurgence, you've had to pile all your money into one pool to keep your streak going my guy, you're barely liked by the people that propped you up. Fucking sad.
 
So….it looks like he got a different costume than the one he was going to wear last year.
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Lol he said this is the costume he got last year. Sure you did. I’m sure you didn’t just buy it over the “king” shit.
Sir Philbert the Toe Walker swears he bought it last year, which is enough to convince me he's lying.
 
Yeah he's lying about something alright.

Knowing he has to go on with KC tonight after he's been watching them Derich style, he wants to impress them with his MOST EXPENSIVE COSTUME YET.
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Lol he said this was his “last year” costume and cost him over “200” dollars. Lmao
 
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