Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tiger Jack]

Man, Shaun really hit the nail on the head when he said "desperation has a certain scent".
Nick is REEKING of it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

When Potentially Criminal covered Nick's arraignment hearing Joe jumped on to chide him and whoever else was on for covering it. I think he was there less than 15 minutes and it was just to get on his high horse about the whole thing. Also, when Meme Copium covered Joe's lawsuit he talked shit about him covering it and Nick's ongoing legal stuff. I think Joe wants to pick up whatever remains of Rekieta's audience and doesn't want to outright dump on Nick.

This galaxy took upon himself to scold us for investigating MANdy and ended up revealing Daniel Harris' phone number when 'she' called in.

 

[Strix454]

Didn´t he complete the "not rehab" and quit the tests already?

I would think even after rehab, CPS would continue him on tests. If he is off all testing, going by his current appearance I would say he has graduated to either meth or crack.

 

[Bepis]

WAIT , WHAT???

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Riley/Clippaverse's girlfriend is Mint, right?
So Nick is saying "Mine [KAYLA] has to also be arrested." Am I misreading that? WTF, is going on?

I got the impression that by "mine" he meant his Halloween costume.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Nick is at the stage of "burning it all down" or near enough to it

I agree. there is noticeably less cope and more anger. imo when a person starts intentionally torching what remains of their life is when suicide risk start rapidly increasing. I think he is egotistical enough to desire some sort of disaster too.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He is clearly on something. Something that he can't fail the drug tests for but that its probably really heavy duty. You can see it in his face in that last video.

Maybe he jumped on the Galaxy Gas bandwagon like a real brotha

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

WAIT , WHAT???

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Riley/Clippaverse's girlfriend is Mint, right?
So Nick is saying "Mine [KAYLA] has to also be arrested." Am I misreading that? WTF, is going on?

I thought he typo'd "Mint."

 

[Harm]

Absolutely no one cares if Aaron was secretly a fag. All Nick is doing is incriminating himself as a queer.

 

[Accidental Protege]

I thought he typo'd "Mint."

He's saying that he (in his costume) needs to be arrested by Mint (wearing that costume).

 

[Friendly Potato]

Maybe he jumped on the Galaxy Gas bandwagon like a real brotha

I was thinking the same thing.
"I'm so smart, I found a way to get high without the government knowing. No one's stopping my party!"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Plus I think the positive was for metabolites, like her body had processed it and incorporated it into her hair, this wasn't crack vapors that had just stuck to the hair.
Its bullshit. Its a cope. Its incredibly homosexual.
Its Nick Rekieta.

For someone who lies as much as Balldo you think he'd be better at it.
He's like a hunchback skelly version of Boogie 1488 at this point.

Cocaine is self-metabolising. Presence of ANY metabolite is not conclusive. However, the auto-metabolites occur in different proportions than metabolic metabolites.

They would need to be a more accurate test to determine if it was ingested or not.

Having an allowance from a trust is completely different from signing a 7 figure deal.. he sure spends like he is not old money.

After "making it" the dude bought a new model muscle car... this as "new money" (white trash) as it gets...

His family are noveau riche. The grandparents did not get the windfall until the last 2-3 decades. No one grew up with servants and trappings of wealth.

His parents are still up-jumped white trash.

WAIT , WHAT???

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Riley/Clippaverse's girlfriend is Mint, right?
So Nick is saying "Mine [KAYLA] has to also be arrested." Am I misreading that? WTF, is going on?

I got the impression that by "mine" he meant his Halloween costume.

I thought he typo'd "Mint."

Typo for 'Mint' or a stupid sex joke about how he wants to get freaky with his GF/wife.

His wealth is questionable. It isn't known when he started being able to draw from it and what terms/amounts.

Where as suddenly he sits on 6 figures from Depp and then suddenly a high 5 figure monthly revenue. He degenerated like someone who hasn't previously had large amounts of disposable income.

It is clear he was getting trust payments at the start of his marriage. He could not afford the original house mortgage on the entry-level work he did for years. Then he went back to school for law, nd had 5 children.

We can safely say he has been financially supported his whole life.

 

[Desktop User2]

No one grew up with servants and trappings of wealth.

I dont even mean in that "aristocratic" level, the dude expends like he never had it, from the awful art to the car to very shoddy resorts in Jamaica... they seem to be well off but that´s all.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Ricardo on the right I think, known as energii_king.

I feel this is highly relevant to your statement. I was tempted to sub energii_king with JOCKBUTT (Ricardo Milos) but he deserves more respect than that would give him.

Rekieta's Homosexual adventure...

Edit: Link for energii_king blank

 

[Strix454]

His parents are still up-jumped white trash.

I wouldn't call them white trash. The father was some sort of engineer and I think the mother was a nurse or something else. The family lived in a relatively respectable suburb at the time. They were not wealthy but any means, but there is no sign of them being actual white trash. I would consider them respectable middle class.

NIck however is white trash or at least aspires to being white trash.

 

[Stan]

Option A: He went to Hedonism II to discuss anime with black bulls while also giving $1000 to a random Jamaican woman because she got pregnant.

Option B: He's a degenerate cuckold who gets pleasure from watching multiple, black dongs slam into his wife without protection.

Now that he's admitted going to Hedonism II, which option is it Kiwibros and Kiwisistahs?

Given this is Nick we're discussing, we need to acknowledge Option C: something worse than any of us can imagine. Like Nick went to Hedonism, took cocaine, and whatever he did there was bad enough that he needed to bribe the cops $1000 to avoid arrest. Maybe he was colluding with the Russians or drowning possums in the resort pool.

 

[WEEKEND]

lol Nick got so bullied for his NERD projection he isn't using anymore.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So, "a woman" is to blame.

A woman is to blame? Nick trooning out confirmed?

 

[chomp chomp]

devils advocate

baldo is actually not on drugs but he damaged his brain so much that functioning while not on them is actually worse leading to all these amazing decisions.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Since Nick is probably lowballing 1000$ on top of the other money he got scammed out of in Hedonism 2, it is likely that Ricardo and Romaine saw more of Nick's trust fund than his kids ever will. His unborn daughter ShaNickua got more "medical assistance" than his 8 years old kid almost overdosing on cocaine. Sad!

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

He degenerated like someone who hasn't previously had large amounts of disposable income.

I work with someone who has a trust in the high 7 figure range. He mentioned to me before that his family set it up where it’s extremely regulated and he barely gets any direct money from it. It all goes though an intermediate accountant. The rent/mortgage is paid directly to bank, utilities are paid directly, etc. He gets a monthly allowance for spending but it’s not a substantial amount. If he wanted to withdraw a couple grand he would need to justify it to the family. It was done purposely like that to prevent the spiral Nick is going though.