Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

maybe even a hooker) to attend

You’re going to have to put in a lot of effort to find one in the Minnesotan area that hasn’t already been hired by Balldo probably

 

[Procrastinhater]

You’re going to have to put in a lot of effort to find one in the Minnesotan area that hasn’t already been hired by Balldo probably

Maybe if we try a female one instead?

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

Spoiler: Pinecone Girl - NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Also, yes, there are more explicit images of her lurking on KF. Consider yourself warned.

Jesus Christ on the cross you have to be down really, REALLY bad to be massaging that womans fe... wait a minute...

 

[Tiger Jack]

Nick is a narc.
Narcs lash out at others when hurt.
Something has gone totally haywire.

Honestly, I think he's just lashing out because he's scared. None of his epic, high IQ legal gambits have paid off and now he can feel the walls closing in.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Maybe if you could get energi king or romaine to do it.

x 24. If two dozen women show up to take notes Nick will have a nervous breakdown.

You’re going to have to put in a lot of effort to find one in the Minnesotan area that hasn’t already been hired by Balldo probably

The sheboon who aborted Lil Nig Crackieta Jr....fly her out for it. The irony of this bitch who may have aborted another Rekieta crotch goblin showing up to Nick's CPS case would be peak humor.

Crowdfunding for this would be achieved within 24 hours easily.

 

[Dean Pentel]

You’re going to have to put in a lot of effort to find one in the Minnesotan area that hasn’t already been hired by Balldo probably

Are we pretending Nick can actually get and maintain an erection with any gender of prostitute?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

My money is on Sean being right. Just because it makes sense + Nick still rants a out his video even though the judge said it doesn't fucking matter where it was viewed.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The woman at the court whose appearance Nick is clowning on looks like a more pulled together, sober version of Faran when Nick was trying to fuck her.

It will be hilarious if she turns out to be the courthouse reporter for the local newspaper. Or perhaps a CPS investigator?

I can't imagine the Judge being amused about this should he find out about it.

 

[DickMain]

He does a lot of blow.
Oh you mean blow as a verb?
He does a lot of that too.

Oh I'd meant blowing isn't all he probably does with Romaine. He probably gets pretty creative with salad.

 

[Dull Pencil]

The spectator had earlier claimed that Nick had sprinted outside the courthouse to retrieve his phone and get in a position to surreptitiously record her.

Why did he do this? Did he know her? Was she the one taking the video on the previous court day and he wanted revenge? Is he paranoid as fuck thinking she was from KF? I don't get it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The Casino has been killing it lately. They've been pulling out the all the stops with these costumes, I'm almost gonna be sad when Kinoween is over.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

I can't imagine the Judge being amused about this should he find out about it.

Nick desperately wants to be imprisoned. Either that, or he's a retard with zero self-control who must be imprisoned to keep society safe. It's gotta be one of those two.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Man, Shaun really hit the nail on the head when he said "desperation has a certain scent".
Nick is REEKING of it.

Desperation, for men cuckolds.
New from Calvin Klein Nick Rekieta.

Absolutely no one cares if Aaron was secretly a fag. All Nick is doing is incriminating himself as a queer.

Every single time Nick does one of these self-owns, I'm reminded of Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore - "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

HEY YOU FUCKIN' NERDS! It wasn't for an abortion!


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Sean vs Nick featuring Grify (a stan and mod of Nick's iirc) is happening on Xitter atm.

These tweets prove overall how Nick is not a lawyer and is also not cut out to be a lawyer:

1. Nick doesn't understand fact, evidence, or factual evidence, and how to stick or refer to either
2. Nick acts purely on emotion as opposed to logical arguments
3. Nick takes everything personally
4. Nick cannot understand losing, doesn't like to lose, and doesn't understand sometimes he will lose
5. Nick doesn't comprehend, "I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." ~ Abraham Lincoln, a lawyer
6. Nick doesn't understand courtroom decorum
7. Nick doesn't understand the makings of a courtroom, all sides work together despite appearing to work against each other (lawyers will argue each other in court, then grab beers together)
8. Nick doesn't understand your case can be determined literally by if the judge has had a shitty morning, best be on your best behavior always

And Number 9: Nick doesn't understand by telling multiple practicing attorney's how much they "don't know," then repeatedly being proven wrong, he's not fit to represent anyone or speak on the law, ever again.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Only a fuckin’ nerd would know that a hobgoblin refers to a large orc in Tolkien’s work, or as a larger goblin unrelated to orcs in D&D. What a fucking dweeb, couldn’t be me.

 

[Stiffy]

There's no way fucking possible a serious drug and alcohol addict like Nick just quits cold turkey. He's obviously just using substitute drugs he can get away with still to get high. I would guess opioids would be the easiest to access for him. More serious would be cheap Fentanyl. There is a Chinese made version in pill form that looks identical to M-30 oxycodone pills peddled by the Mexican cartels.
Either way someone at Nick's level of dependency needs to first go into an intense detox treatment facility. Then at least several months of rehab, both physically and mentally. I can almost guarantee he just did the bare minimum of what was required by the court. Being a narcissist he will never admit he has a serious problem, nor voluntarily seek help. He will be an addict until the day he dies which by the looks of him lately could be sooner than later.

 

[Space Pope]

The end of the month meltdown is obviously 4-D big brained chess moves to manufacture that Xitter engagement and get an extra $7 from Elon next month.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Only a fuckin’ nerd would know that a hobgoblin refers to a large orc in Tolkien’s work, or as a larger goblin unrelated to orcs in D&D. What a fucking dweeb, couldn’t be me.

...or Spiderman villain.
Originally it was a small household spirit in English folklore. With arrival of Christianity the creature started being associated with forces of hell.

 

[The Internet Dick]

As far as I can tell, the swinging aspects of the resort were more informal in the 1980s and 1990s. It was just organic hookups among people there and alot of nudity. Then in the late 1990s, Hedonism started to appeal more and more openly to organized swingers, sex tourists, fetish people and other assorted trash.

So putting all of this together, we can see Nick Rekieta has been placing enormous energy, effort, and time into all aspects of the swinging lifestyle: sex tourism, prostitutes, polycules, hot tubs, sex dungeons, wife-swapping, Baldos, blowjobs, and cucking, along with mountains of cocaine and an endless river of fine whiskey. Examining the timeline, it's clear Rekieta's been driven to achieve a very specific dream, one that must have taken decades to fully realize. What, I wonder, served as young Nick's inspiration?

...Oh.

I've finally figured it out, the key to everything. It's been right in front of us all along.



We are witnesses to Nick Rekieta's Great Becoming. He is Leisure Suit Larry.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

LMAO now its he never sent it! aahahahahahahahaha.