Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

AnOminous said:
Because Buzz Aldrin, an American hero, endorsed Trump.
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I should have guessed it would be something like that. Pats TDS is approaching critical mass as November 5th nears.
You've got to be pretty smart to get hired by NASA, did he really think Aldrin would be voting for Heels Up Harris?
Even more rational Democrats like RFK Jr and Gabbard have abandoned that party, everyones seen the mess they've made, shit cost of living has taken off like a Saturn V these past 4 years, the only people I've seen endorse Kamala have been "celebrities" from Diddys guest list.
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Brian Keene and his audience attempt to dissect an especially baffling Patpost in which Patrick seems to accuse Leslie of befriending his home and victim-blaming his patio furniture.
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I see Pats writing skills continue to impress and confuse. No wonder his publisher dropped him.
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Wow. Yep.
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You know maybe he'd have more time to plagiarize Charles Dickens if he didn't spend so much time arguing with his damn toilet.
When was the last time he actually got anything published?
Anyone care to take a bet on whether his Tiny Tim fan fic will be out for this Christmas, or are we gonna get more copes about how the publishing industry doesn't work like that, child?
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
I was initially weirded out by your Islamic musings, but at this point I think I'm rooting for you just to see him whistle a different tune.
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And they are posting, the stalker childs rating Islamic content and the pests ribbing on their second, better forum. Towering above them is the judge and he is naked making rape threats towards the pigman, huge and pale and hairless like an enormous baby infant child. He always rapes, the judge. He is posting, posting. He says that he will never not enjoy prison.
 
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GameratePTSD said:
Wow. Yep.
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"I never struggle for ideas!"
I can tell he never goes through what he writes because his ideas suck.
"I struggle with finding enough time to put all them down."
Maybe stop using X? Since you started writing Tiny Tim Plagiarism In Space book I've managed to write up 33% of my CoC adventure which is the first part of the adventure as well as playtest it several times. I work multiple jobs, have over a half a dozen kids to look after, and getting a Masters and now working on the middle part of the adventure in between all of that. Plus shit post here. There is zero reason why the Tiny Tim book couldn't get released or why the third book of your older publishing deal couldn't be finished when you do fuck all besides xeet all day and night.

If you cared at all about writing novels you'd get your shit together. It's obvious that this wasn't even a hobby for you. You wanted to try and get into writing for some Leftist rag so you can write about your terrible politics.

Even Kotaku writers have to take time off out of their day crying about virtual rape on X to write about how some game is the best tranny sim in the world or why good Chinese games can't be made because they're hecking problematic.
AnOminous said:
Because Buzz Aldrin, an American hero, endorsed Trump. He's earned the right to endorse anyone he fucking wants.
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Buzz has always endorsed the Republican party so don't know why Piggy is so shocked.
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The pig man xeets like this....and yet I find myself judged and scorned for wanting to rape him humble.
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It's okay, no one here understand that Operation Bowstring referred to a sex position you do on a chair so I feel your pain. I at least thought you'd get it but no :(
 
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So how many days in a row is Pat going to tweet over the course of the next week. There's going to be a lot of 'here's how Kamala has a path to victory' tweets in the first few hours, at least. He'll get all the math wrong and the states predictions. He'll be hammered, too, so don't expect a lot of sense out of him, just incoherent rants about Trump and the pests, maybe his lawn furniture, he'll air that story out a few times. A lot of people are about to find out that they're going to prison for decades. I hope BK keeps up with his output. I enjoy their interactions.
 
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The Taco Santo! said:
So how many days in a row is Pat going to tweet over the course of the next week. There's going to be a lot of 'here's how Kamala has a path to victory' tweets in the first few hours, at least. He'll get all the math wrong and the states predictions. He'll be hammered, too, so don't expect a lot of sense out of him, just incoherent rants about Trump and the pests, maybe his lawn furniture, he'll air that story out a few times. A lot of people are about to find out that they're going to prison for decades. I hope BK keeps up with his output. I enjoy their interactions.
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No child, Pat will not be posting "here's how kamala can win" posts, he'll be yelling the people posting them for not predicting kamala winning with 400+ electoral votes. Enjoy prison.
 
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Ooga has published his much anticipated reply and has gone scorched-earth on Bluesky.

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Forgive me for not adhering to forum bylaws and posting a link instead of archived screenshots, but it's 27 pages long, stupid, and frankly I'm exhausted just having read the first page.

Please keep in mind, the "chronic illness" he keeps referencing is undiagnosed sinusitis, essentially seasonal allergies. And the criminal cult he keeps citing as the other cause of his health problems (per Rick) are the Pests, who wouldn't even venture to Africa to troll him with comp'd tickets.



Response to the accusations by Erin Cairns
 
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OffTopic said:
Ooga has published his much anticipated reply and has gone scorched-earth on Bluesky.

The best of the best:

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Forgive me for not adhering to forum bylaws and posting a link instead of archived screenshots, but it's 27 pages long, stupid, and frankly I'm exhausted just having read the first page.

Please keep in mind, the "chronic illness" he keeps referencing is undiagnosed sinusitis, essentially seasonal allergies. And the criminal cult he keeps citing as the other cause of his health problems (per Rick) are the Pests, who wouldn't even venture to Africa to troll him with comp'd tickets.



Response to the accusations by Erin Cairns
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I think he has a point in a few of these. These enablers are retarded and had it coming, they can only blame their white guilt because the grift was always obvious. Even Erin left out some context that makes her look more retarded than victim-y. They’re all pussies waiting on the next guy to come forward before sending an ominous tweet about feeling uncomfortable four years ago lol. But he’s so erratic it’s hard to be sympathetic, I think anyone involved in this will just get a wide berth from now on because they all look like snakes. Tarded snakes.
 
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OffTopic said:
Ooga has published his much anticipated reply and has gone scorched-earth on Bluesky.

The best of the best:

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Forgive me for not adhering to forum bylaws and posting a link instead of archived screenshots, but it's 27 pages long, stupid, and frankly I'm exhausted just having read the first page.

Please keep in mind, the "chronic illness" he keeps referencing is undiagnosed sinusitis, essentially seasonal allergies. And the criminal cult he keeps citing as the other cause of his health problems (per Rick) are the Pests, who wouldn't even venture to Africa to troll him with comp'd tickets.



Response to the accusations by Erin Cairns
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This is interesting. Also it's weird that he went full Nigerian prince scam and reached out to people directly instead of doing a go fund me
 
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I think he has a point in a few of these. These enablers are retarded and had it coming, they can only blame their white guilt because the grift was always obvious. Even Erin left out some context that makes her look more retarded than victim-y. They’re all pussies waiting on the next guy to come forward before sending an ominous tweet about feeling uncomfortable four years ago lol. But he’s so erratic it’s hard to be sympathetic, I think anyone involved in this will just get a wide berth from now on because they all look like snakes. Tarded snakes.
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I agree.
Many users at ONA feel this is more the fault of the SFWA than anyone else's.

His reply makes it seems like both he and Erin who accused him are entitled, lazy schmucks trying to bilk each other and it blew up in their faces. Oh well.

For Ooga, he doesn't understand that it's too late - the SFWA already held an emergency election to fill his vacated spot on the board of directors, he's been fired from every project he's on, and everyone who ran GoFundMes for him by proxy have completely denounced him. His tone here is petty, indignant, and vindictive (sound familiar?), and even where he makes compelling arguments he comes off unsympathetic.

His career in the Western world should effectively be over. Even IF he has a point here, too many others have come forward with their own anecdotal stories to ever go back now. Erin's career may well be over too, whatever it was to begin with. Both of these retards are too much trouble to platform anymore.

How does Ooga not have his own page here? He's like if Rick was a Nigerian scammer. Does this not warrant a thread?
Are you not entertained?


Edit: I'm retarded. Have I ever told you I'm retarded?
Ooga will be back. And better than ever.
The SFWA has learned nothing.
We're back where we started.



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Meriasek said:
It's hilarious how he can go from "I was known to be too smart for my own good in high school, I didn't do any school work but just went in and aced every test" to "I graduated with a 1.7 GPA" in one sentence and not flinch. How does this work? Ok, he didn't do his home work and assignments, but surely the tests he absolutely aced would have been enough to convince the teachers that Fatpig was someone special and maybe deserves more attention and not flunk him several times throughout his high school career?
Do the tests count for nothing in the US?
And then he went to some hitherto unnamed college where he made "honor roll" immediately.
Look, I know Piggy doesn't lie, as he himself said so many times, but I can't shake the feeling that something doesn't add up here.
Not that Fatprick would know if something doesn't add up since he failed math.

Also, I can't shake the feeling that he might have gained some weight over the years despite claiming the contrary.
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"I was too smart and high school wasn't challenging to me and couldn't hold my interest." -what I assume Rick's cope is.

The thing is, in American high schools in the 90s, if you made any effort whatsoever you were basically guaranteed at least a C. To have a 1.7 GPA you pretty much had to flat out refuse to even do any of the assignments, and I assume that Patty did precisely that because he felt that doing homework was beneath him.

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Good catch. Fucking dumbass doesn't know the difference between "disbursed" and "dispersed." Professional writer, ladies and gentlemen!
 
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Huddy Ledbetter said:
"I was too smart and high school wasn't challenging to me and couldn't hold my interest." -what I assume Rick's cope is.

The thing is, in American high schools in the 90s, if you made any effort whatsoever you were basically guaranteed at least a C. To have a 1.7 GPA you pretty much had to flat out refuse to even do any of the assignments, and I assume that Patty did precisely that because he felt that doing homework was beneath him.
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Have you really looked at Rick's transcript?
He missed 20 days of school senior year alone.
He wasn't just not doing homework, he wasn't going to school. Mama Raven, the district school shrink, let him stay home to eat ice cream and play with Star Wars toys any day he didn't want to face the bullies at school.

He literally missed a month of school without an excuse his senior year alone. Patrick couldn't even be bothered to show up because he felt it was beneath him and his dumb mother fed into his delusions. Now he's retarded.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
he couldn't even have a polyamorous relationship with them.
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Are we sure about that? Has anyone brought up the possibility that one of the "things" that Rick is "into" is watching his wife get fucked by other guys? I mean, aside from Nikki's well documented predilection for letting melanated gentlemen flatulate into her birth canal.
Maybe it started out with Rick insisting that Ade get fucked by PCJ while he jerked off in the corner. And then once she had experienced a real man, she couldn't go back to settling for "the faucet."

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Fuck, I'm not a fan of Keene's books but I might have to buy some just to support the good work he's doing here.

That is one of the sloppiest sentences I've ever read in my life. I'm becoming more and more convinced that Rick didn't actually write "his" books. I think he used his insurance agent money to hire a ghostwriter. He's an idiot.
 
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Huddy Ledbetter said:
Are we sure about that? Has anyone brought up the possibility that one of the "things" that Rick is "into" is watching his wife get fucked by other guys? I mean, aside from Nikki's well documented predilection for letting melanated gentlemen flatulate into her birth canal.
Maybe it started out with Rick insisting that Ade get fucked by PCJ while he jerked off in the corner. And then once she had experienced a real man, she couldn't go back to settling for "the faucet."
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PCJ wasn't black so he wouldn't be into it.
 
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