Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Confronting Judge Vagina Liquor in the elevator, yelling like a retard at Aleisha Sweep outside the courtroom and now running up to a woman and shoving a phone in her face. Nick's a big man when women are involved, but if this was a man then Nick would end up like Ralph denying his own name.
Not even, according to what the woman in the picture told Wil Herren once Nicky confronted her and she clapped back he ran back inside the courthouse like a fucking pussy.

There isn't a bigger coward in this planet than Nick Rekieta, every single one of his retarded decisions and woes stems from a complete and utter lack of courage, a cowardice that runs so deep it affects every single aspect of his life.

I used to think the journo from the meme about how firing an AR-15 affected him so much he 'developed PTSD' was the biggest pussy on the planet but at least that guy went and fired a fucking rifle, Nick would probably twist himself into a pretzel shape justifying why he can't go to the gun range to try one out.
 
No, I think he's talking about when HE was in law school.

His typing has gotten SO BAD as a combo of:
  • Raging at the NERDS who need to be beaten to death
  • His shitty comedy stylings that go on for too long
  • Being back on the bottle (IMO)
It makes all of his messages undecipherable.
He's reached such a point of absolute retardation and wetbrain that even people who used to watch him for being articulate and entertaining often wonder exactly what the weird babbling that he emits even means.
 
So what podunk law school did Balldo get his useless law degree from?
Cooley Law? Had to be some type of dubious law degree mill. He didn't go to Harvard.

That reminds me of the hilarious true documentary "A Lawyer walks into a Bar" about the dude that failed the California Bar 50 times.
William Mitchell College of Law, now known as Mitchell Hamline. It's what is often known as a fourth-tier toilet.
 
Nick is clearly rage/drunk texting :story:
CAN confirm

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He mentioned the one and only time he ever offered to pay a guest was to Drex and it was for that 24 hour stream that he did from his place. Drex turned it down.
LegalMindset confirmed to Sean that there was talks to pay people and Joe was pissed he wasn't. Course this was backroom streamyards so no account was recorded.
 
You can gaslight and manipulate a stupid bitch into leaving a good situation for a bad one, I've seen it with friends.
You're friends with stupid bitches?
Many women are essentially stupid fuckholes always looking to be filled and fulfilled and swayed by complements and carefully laid out stalking. "You can't steal a person" is a platitude.
Aaron was suckered
Does this mean Aaron is a stupid fuckhole always looking to be filled and fulfilled and swayed by complements and carefully laid out stalking?
Actually, that might check out.
get closer to Anthony Cumia
Speaking of stupid fuckholes (with hairplugs) who are easily swayed by complements (from Sue Lightning) and carefully laid out stalking (by redditors watching your brother) . It's wild to think that anyone would want to work with current year Cumia.
 
I think Aaron is a sleazeball, but for the last few months he's gotta been feeling like the dude who called in sick or missed his train on September 11th, 2001.
I said it earlier in the this thread or Aaron's but the guy is like the Forrest Gump of the Balldoverse. Through dumb luck he is connected to all of these people and somehow, as much of a dirtbag as he is, ends up looking better than them and avoids major legal ramifications.

Nick stopped posted but is still in the chat.....but the CitizenN account is really going on about Aaron beating women. Nicks alt account?

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I understand hating and/or trolling Aaron, but propping Nick up to do so is gay.

I think his latest line is to imply it was from second hand crack smoke from aaron. It's bullshit but that's what he's implying outside of "the test is.... le bad!"
So Aaron, who had not been there around 6 weeks, caused one person in that household to test positive due to second hand smoke, while the other kids were clean AND there was 26g of coke on site? El. Oh. El. I hope Nick goes with that one. I know what's left of Nick's fanbase will eat it up. So will Melton and dabbleverse faggots because they would sell their firstborn to own Aaron, but normal people in the real world will have something else to laugh at crackets about.

"Remember when I saw yours (penis)? I do."

What an own, Rackets, confessing you still think of Aaron´s cock. What a guy... why does he still insists on doing coke and chatting at the same time?
Logically the next step up from this is Nick cracking on Aaron by saying something like "You couldn't even get hard when your penis was in my mouth you impotent NERD!"

I still want to know if Aaron actually opened his relationship. I don’t think Aaron did, I think at most April encouraged it and the drugs meant that Aaron was more retarded than usual, ecstasy turns people into the most retarded and naive versions of themselves.
He did. I do think that he and April were groomed into it though. I'm not saying that they are victims because they're adults capable of making their own decisions, but Nick waived his lifestyle in their faces to get them into the idea of joining the balldo qult.

They were from completely different spheres of Youtube, weren´t they? The connecting link was Mayr, why would April be even aware of Nick to be hunting? Aaron also said in a recent clip he was into it and he brought it up to April. Sure, they could be doing it behind everyone´s back but it seems quite a reach.
There were more connections than just Mare. I know Melton is connected to Diddler Dax and Vito. I want to say that there was at least a few more connections that were either direct or had a middleman between them.

Probably blames Kayla for a whole host of things that were down to him, but he's probably referring to Kayla's sister (possibly his ex-nanny too),
No, it was the teacher that took his Starscream gen 1 toy.

Didn't Aaron say that Nick would spy on them and "accidentally" walk in while they were hanging out? Nick was probably trying to catch a glimpse of Aaron's crank the whole time!
Yeah I want to say it was on Aaron's birthday....and Aaron called him out on it and made Nick leave the room in his own house!

Nick *hates* Alex Stein, I think it stems from Alex pressing Nick on whether or not he went to Hedonism on the Simpcast. Nick's response is, of course, fucking gay and talmudic.
Even before the Hedonism 2 question, Nick looks like he is seething. It's almost like he's having flashbacks of talking to women and some guy with more charisma comes in and gets their attention.

Prediction: Aaron's thread, which isn't even that fast moving, is gonna die if somehow Balldo ever fucks off. The only reason people here watch Aaron is because they hope Aaron talks about Balldo, or there is a Balldo sighting (as there was today).
Absolutely. It's the same with Keanu. The only reason anyone watches her is to see if she says anything about Aaron (because he's connected to Nick). Once the balldo saga is over (fucks off, prison, dies), no one will care about the dabbleverse people except for your average Melton tier streamer.

Bob and Celeste make sizeable donations to charity, but nothing in the same league as Peaches and Louis and they make the donations in their own names apart from the ones made from the foundation.
I've posted the link before but there is one where they made two donations at the same event. The smaller one is listed as Bob and Celeste Rekieta while the larger donation is from Celeste and Bob Rekieta.
 
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I'm geting faran sock/Cynthia sock vibes from this person, but again I'm just a retard
Correct. @Melty Butter is Cynthia's latest account, as everyone already realizes.

Also, @Martin Cooter King Jr is Faran who registered her latest sock 10 days after being called out on @House Cat. Also, @Martin Cooter King Jr won't stop shitting up guntchat (FUCKING ANNOYING).

Cynthia/@Melty Butter, PLEASE get better at wrangling that stupid bitch if you two are going to insist on shitting up the thread for years. Watch Ashton on Kino Casino if you need some tips.

I don't even want to derail the thread further to try to convince people. I think most people have already figured it out on both counts.

The best part about the "I got to run to my phone to record the person recording me" situation is that woman looked so normal. She's indistinguishable from any random dozen or so ladies you'd bump into at the store. He's absolutely thinking EVERYONE is trying to watch and record him now.
She looks totally normal, not just in the sense of being put together, but very "offline" too. As you put it, a random person you'd see at the store who you might think wouldn't even know what a "stream" meant. That should have really given Rekieta some pause about how much he's fucked up.
 
Speaking of stupid fuckholes (with hairplugs) who are easily swayed by complements (from Sue Lightning) and carefully laid out stalking (by redditors watching your brother) . It's wild to think that anyone would want to work with current year Cumia.

Before Cumia shut compound media down earlier this year, there was a whole entourage of guys and their hangers-on who were getting lots of money from Cumia for doing very little. Cumia had alot of money and was said to be a real soft touch. People were not being paid based on audience or often much of anything beyond being close to Cumia himself. And alot of the times the people in compound media would get deals for their friends/associates/simps with compound media.

When it became obvious that things to change, Cumia was so weak that he couldn't even do it himself. He brought in Gavin McGinnes to do it for him and Gavin brutally cleaned house. Geno Bisconte for example was offered a 90% pay cut and Gavin seemed to think even that was generious.

It wasn't that most people - including Aaron - wanted to work with Cumia. What they wanted was a show on compound media and a chunk of Cumia's money.
 
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