Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Cynthia/@Melty Butter, PLEASE get better at wrangling that stupid bitch if you two are going to insist on shitting up the thread for years. Watch Ashton on Kino Casino if you need some tips.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick has basically adopted every single cow trait. And he wonders why he's considered a cow.

Which is another lolcow trait - they genuinely don't believe they are one. You're just weird for "obsessing" over them.

 

[AnOminous]

Which is another lolcow trait - they genuinely don't believe they are one. You're just weird for "obsessing" over them.

That's why you can't tell them to pull up. They genuinely don't realize they're augering in.

 

[HackerX]

That's why you can't tell them to pull up. They genuinely don't realize they're augering in.

That phrase triggered something in him because he pointed the nose down afterwards. I'm sure he'd blame it on the fake ass ODD, but I guarantee those words haunt him every moment he's unable to flood the dopamine receptors.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Which is another lolcow trait - they genuinely don't believe they are one. You're just weird for "obsessing" over them.

After almost 7000 pages now, several times over what other notorious and well known cows have on their threads, I think it should be safe for him to finally admit he may be one. At some point this story is going to end and idk what page we'll be on, but his lack of acceptance and self awareness is baffling.

 

[AnOminous]

After almost 7000 pages now, several times over what other notorious and well known cows have on their threads, I think it should be safe for him to finally admit he may be one. At some point this story is going to end and idk what page we'll be on, but his lack of acceptance and self awareness is baffling.

Not really. It's what cows do, every time.

 

[Sharpeteer]

After almost 7000 pages now, several times over what other notorious and well known cows have on their threads, I think it should be safe for him to finally admit he may be one. At some point this story is going to end and idk what page we'll be on, but his lack of acceptance and self awareness is baffling.

A long time ago I said the only way this story ends is with his death.

Addicts who refuse to get help and recover at every single opportunity, there is only one way for them to go.

As for whether or not we will get the "crazy homeless man living in the streets streaming from his Walmart phone" timeline, who knows, but this only ends with him dead. He will refuse help until the very end.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

A long time ago I said the only way this story ends is with his death.

Addicts who refuse to get help and recover at every single opportunity, there is only one way for them to go.

I mean all our lives end with death. Untreated addicts live out a fate that is often worse than simple expiration. Yeah, most of us would rather fucking die than see our kids made wards of the state, but that’s not quite what I mean.

Things in Nick’s life got worse faster than he could adjust his standards. This decline will continue unabated.

How much of his downfall will continue to be publicly visible is still TBD. But rest assured, nothing about Nick’s life is any better IRL than it seems online — no matter how hard he tries to spin it.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

I think Nick is only flagging stuff now is because clip channels make more money than he does.

@elb cant you add more cometary so it all falls under “fair use”?

What she really needs to do is just add a news-style ticker and signage to make it look like it’s being covered by the news, maybe add an intro and outro I think that would be Enough to be fair use. It’s a pretend news program for Balldo updates

 

[Doof]

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

 

[repentance]

He did. I do think that he and April were groomed into it though. I'm not saying that they are victims because they're adults capable of making their own decisions, but Nick waived his lifestyle in their faces to get them into the idea of joining the balldo qult.

The bit I don't understand is them moving into Nick's house. Even if swinging was a proposition they found attractive, why did they go so totally all in that they surrendered all personal space and all couple space? And whose idea was that?

 

[There She Glows]

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

Damn what a nice completely normal lady

Highlight:
>he's kind of effeminate even though he's very tall. Um he has a lot of effeminate gestures and movements.
>yeah so if he didn't have that... dark energy... the craziness in his eyes... and his height... I wouldn't have been intimidated at all

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Damn what a nice completely normal lady

The exact moment I knew she was completely normal:

Q: Are you a Kiwi Farmer?​

A: Absolutely not.​

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

She grew up in a similar situation, where she was drugged for control reasons and her mother ended up dying of an overdose. She is just one of many people who have been jarred by the parallels between their childhoods with addicted degenerate parents and what Nick is doing to his kids. (Of course he and Dax love to scoff and ridicule those who feel genuine concern for children, as they themselves are degenerate addicts devoid of empathy.)

 

[dustnight]

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

Herrin: Do you have a Kiwi farms account?
K: No.

YOU ARE BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF

 

[Artful Dodger]

People have been talking about the "LawTube Mafia" lately, so I took it upon myself to make a low effort Balldo Family Chart.
It could be bigger, but I only included people who are lawyers in the official Balldo Family hierarchy. I grouped everyone in different crews, somewhat biased on their relationships with other Lawtubers (except Aussie Overlawd, I didn't wanna make him a Capo). Did I miss anyone? The chart also shows who has distanced themselves from Rekieta by marking them as FLIPPED. Some of them haven't officially flipped yet.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I had to archive this
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L/A

Nick is clearly rage/drunk texting


Pardon me?

You quoted it already, but I have to quote it again.
"Just take it over if you don't do good enough. I did good enough the fiest time."

What a prick. Not a care in the world because he has nothing to worry about if he fails. Terrible advice. I'm sure whoever was asking was being sarcastic, but man. Imagine seeking actual advice from this loser.
"Just wing it bro and if you fail.. take it again!"

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

I was going to say its odd she knew so much about all these related people.
But she mentioned she reads the threads now. Explains a bit.

 

[AnOminous]

What a prick. Not a care in the world because he has nothing to worry about if he fails. Terrible advice. I'm sure whoever was asking was being sarcastic, but man. Imagine seeking actual advice from this loser.

What kind of mentally retarded idiot would seek life advice from a man who completely destroyed his own life by being a cocaine addicted cuck?

 

[Edward Teach]

People have been talking about the "LawTube Mafia" lately, so I took it upon myself to make a low effort Balldo Family Chart.
It could be bigger, but I only included people who are lawyers in the official Balldo Family hierarchy. I grouped everyone in different crews, somewhat biased on their relationships with other Lawtubers (except Aussie Overlawd, I didn't wanna make him a Capo). Did I miss anyone? The chart also shows who has distanced themselves from Rekieta by marking them as FLIPPED. Some of them haven't officially flipped yet.
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But where is Jew Logic?

 

[Artful Dodger]

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But where is Jew Logic?

Jew logic is the consigliere. Before becoming consigliere, I imagine he was the Capo of the Jew Crew before Ron Coleman took over.