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Anyone still wonder why I don't want these women making my food?
Look at this fucking shit.
These skeevy bitches are getting handfuls of ass sweat and walking around blissfully sniffing it like its fuckin cologne.
Repulsive Pooners.
The pooner lawyer is really feeling the need for attention.
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"Lesbian" or "Man", I have a feeling there will not be a penis involved.
"I'm smiling"

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She always looks like someone photographed her midway through taking a really painful shit.
 
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There's literally nothing stopping her from just throwing on a pair of jeans and an old t-shirt and still be a woman instead of this gender shit that makes clothing choices "masc presenting".
But that's not interesting or special.
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You Will Never Be A Twink
i remember smelling my ass sweat and thinking "dad???" lmao yeah it happens
I don't even know where to start with this.
So, in response to the Ben Shapiro JonTron pooner getting lambasted across the net, leftists have been posting this to try and say all pooners are indistinguishable from men:
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The left then continued to prove the point that they can't meme by posting this drawn version:
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Can someone PLEASE redraw that pic with pooners?????
Just because she looks like a man doesn't mean that she is one.
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If you need a tire change, this would work perfectly fine right?
No, it wouldn't. It's chocolate.
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Man is Amaury Guichon and he makes realistic sculptures from chocolate.
 
The pooner lawyer is really feeling the need for attention.
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"Lesbian" or "Man", I have a feeling there will not be a penis involved.
She always looks like she's been held hostage, terrified for days with a gun to her head in the "taking a painful shit forever" torture chamber, and then just when she was about to have a psychotic break, a little poodle came out in a tutu and took a shit. Then, in that moment of perfect tension, fear, confusion, and psychosis, someone took a picture of her.
 
The pooner lawyer is really feeling the need for attention.
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"Lesbian" or "Man", I have a feeling there will not be a penis involved.
"Transed away the gay" But if she's now a man, wouldn't being into men make her more gay by tranny rules? Why is she still talking from the viewpoint of a lesbian when liking women would make her "straight" in this context?
Almost like they don't buy into this shit themselves, but everybody else needs to play along.
 
Pooner lawyer is having trouble with a judge. She must secretly be a TERF.
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No, that Judge treats all men like crap and is immediately biased towards any female lawyers. But you decided to be a "man" and now you're getting what you demanded.

I'm unconvinced this is a pooner due to the lack of frog-voice. The mannerisms, hips and lack of brow ridge indicate pooner, but this is by far the least froggy voice I've ever heard.

Am I just way off here? I wouldn't put it past a "white dude for Harris" lying for attention. Mannerisms also fall inside that group.

Why doesn't it have the frog voice? Am I going deaf?
She is very obviously an ugly, fat, smug woman.

Next you're gonna be saying crazy shit like we don't grill trays of vegetables when we BBQ with our boys.
Don't forget that we also wear oven gloves to protect our delicate little hands when we grill.
 
It's the eyes, or specifically her pupils. I'm pretty sure she's on something since it's not normal for them to be that small all the time.
Oxy or heroin. Her pupils are pinned to fuck, she has the eyes of an opiate user.
Don't forget that we also wear oven gloves to protect our delicate little hands when we grill.
Don't you just hate it when you forget to moisturize after you're done grilling and put the oven gloves away?
 
This weekend I was walking to a friend's new place and my phone decided to shit the bed meaning I had to go old school and ask for directions, and lo and behold who is the only person around?

A pooner, early 20s I guess.

Didn't feel like being a sperg PL'ing IRL or confrontative since that's a major faux pas when you have a life so I just went and asked "bro do you know where [name of street] is?". Was expecting just a regular "yeah that way" like you normally would from any other person, male or female. Instead she turns around and gives me the girliest smile ever like a scenegirl on youtube circa 2011, then checked her phone because she also didn't know but whatever I got the info. I imagine later that day she told all her fellow doods online how some cis guy totally thought she was male and validated her all because I said "bro" like I do to practically everybody else.

The pooner lawyer is really feeling the need for attention.
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"Lesbian" or "Man", I have a feeling there will not be a penis involved.
Never been with a member of the opposite sex; is now of the opposite sex...

So basically like most trannies.
You can see the little wrists and hands. And let's see her hips.
Let's see her standing near a door...
Has to have that tag along with the incest tags blocked when finding FTM cows online. Tumblr users are disgusting. It's like every other FTM on there was molested as a child, or worse, wanted to get molested as a child.
There's something wrong with those kind, it gives me the same repulsion I feel reading MTF pornsickness.

Edit: Went back to check if it was that bad or was I tripping. Yes it was that bad. I didn't even have to scroll down to see incest.
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There's no way whoever wrote this isn't an FtM tranny, it has AGP fantasy written all over it.
Pooneriest pooner
IDK she kinda sounds like a fat dude working at a comic book store.
It goes a lot to show the intelligence of the rest of that crowd that they thought she somehow made any valid argument.
I was told back in 2009 that "that's how debates work in college now" after seeing two obese black women embarrassing themselves as a bunch of idiots clapped. That's because its all about putting up a show to "own" the other side, which is why the left is now in hysterics because the right has learned to do the same and even better than they do, and there's no turning back because they started this shitty trend.
Yeah, I was aware r/FtMsPunished (probably due to this place) but I thought that was just degenerate redditors. I had no idea the extent to which it's all over Tumblr.
Oh the horrors I've to witness............anyway, all the profiles I seen there have an OF link so the real question is if this is real or just a play to lure the coomer paypigs.
 
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So, in response to the Ben Shapiro JonTron pooner getting lambasted across the net, leftists have been posting this to try and say all pooners are indistinguishable from men:
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The left then continued to prove the point that they can't meme by posting this drawn version:
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Can someone PLEASE redraw that pic with pooners?????
Pooners post this shit and then get clocked immediately because they're the size of Lord Farquaad.
 
There's no way whoever wrote this isn't an FtM tranny, it has AGP fantasy written all over it.
... Are they unaware that they can just detrans themselves and be a regular whore? This shits so confusing because it's like they're conscious of the prospect of giving up but think it's kinky???
 
... Are they unaware that they can just detrans themselves and be a regular whore? This shits so confusing because it's like they're conscious of the prospect of giving up but think it's kinky???
If they do, they go back to being a mid white girl forever insecure in her femininity next to Stacy and desperately jealous of LaQueesha's in-built victim minority status. This is the first time in their life they're getting attention.
 
... Are they unaware that they can just detrans themselves and be a regular whore? This shits so confusing because it's like they're conscious of the prospect of giving up but think it's kinky???
The absolute power of doublethink at work in their minds is amazing. They can somehow run around on these extreme kink communities and get sexual gratification from being treated like a regular whore with a hole - all the while believing in their minds that they're total studs that fuck all the time dood, just like a real boy!
 
A scrawny pooner model for a men’s underwear poster? That’ll boost sales?

So much for Marketing 101.
Yeah that's the last time I'd be shopping at that store.
We stopped shopping at Target when they started pushing faggot stuff to kids.
This sort of shit is fucked up. It's not "inclusive" to promote and normalize self harm and mental illness.
 
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