Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Trans Randy]

People wonder about the "nerd" shit when it's probably very simple.
He called himself a nerd when he wanted to impress his friends and loved ones. Including his wife and mother of 5 children.

Now he can't be a nerd anymore because he wants the impress the only person he cares about anymore: his cokewhore sidepiece.

And fuck him just for that. I hope the nerds at the County Court give you the harshest fucking sentence possible, and don't you fucking dare whine about your children, because YOU ruined their upbringing with your coke-induced Midlife Crisis spiral.
Top Hat ratings are welcome.

 

[Pagan Min]

So far, this iteration of Cynthia hasn't gone completely schizo yet, so at least that's a slight improvement... Shall we start the betting pool on when the crazy REALLY ramps up again?

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Stop banging on the glass.

...and start banging Lady Rackets.
Like everyone else.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

People wonder about the "nerd" shit when it's probably very simple.
He called himself a nerd when he wanted to impress his friends and loved ones. Including his wife and mother of 5 children.

Now he can't be a nerd anymore because he wants the impress the only person he cares about anymore: his cokewhore sidepiece.

And fuck him just for that. I hope the nerds at the County Court give you the harshest fucking sentence possible, and don't you fucking dare whine about your children, because YOU ruined their upbringing with your coke-induced Midlife Crisis spiral.
Top Hat ratings are welcome.

Nick believes that he's finally achieved his lifelong ambition at the age of forty two of becoming a cool person, Nerdkeita is in the past and this new Coolkeita is living in polycules, cucking, swinging, starving his children, living in filth, acting like trailer trash, is a junkie, pays resort staff, hookers and strippers to be his friends.

Nick is now the coolest guy is school, unfortunately for him he's a forty two year old man hanging around in a school. He's behaving like a teenage fuckup without hormones to blame it on, he's worse than a Nerd, Nick is a complete loser. What are the chances that Nick's cokewhore convinced him to sell off all his nerdy collection for drug money and now he think he's a better person for it?
That's the type of thing that happens during a midlife crisis.

 

[Pagan Min]

Now he can't be a nerd anymore because he wants the impress the only person he cares about anymore: his cokewhore sidepiece.

Actually, the only person this sociopath cares about is himself. Everyone else is just someone from whom he can get something -- nothing more, nothing less. He even views HIS KIDS through that lens. Pathetic.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

I love how she called him a "6'3" Slenderman"

I know she meant a slender man as in he's a fucking skelly, but when you add that to the cryptid tier photo of him, I could see Nick lurking in the woods kidnapping small children to put cocaine in their hair. I don't know how to AI art or I'd love a picture of cryptid Nick as Slenderman.

Fucking lol at "he's kind of effeminate" too, thats the 6'3" 140 pound effeminate Slenderman who would stuff us nerds in a locker.
What a fucking dork.

 

[Windy Moors]

So far, this iteration of Cynthia hasn't gone completely schizo yet, so at least that's a slight improvement... Shall we start the betting pool on when the crazy REALLY ramps up again?

I'd like to see how crazy they would become with their own thread. They already have an observable and documented lolcow cycle.

 

[Oxyjen]

Fucking lol at "he's kind of effeminate" too, thats the 6'3" 140 pound effeminate Slenderman who would stuff us nerds in a locker.
What a fucking dork.

What a nice lady, seemed very genuine and the concerned citizen motivation rang true due to her own experience, more so than most of us who are just watching out of car-crash fascination.

I hope she doesn’t get any hassle from Nick-aligned sewer-dwellers.

 

[daffodils]

Rekieta appears to be also DMing Melton about sending him a fridge? I'm not sure the context. I'm not sure what fridge this is. The snack fridge in their bedroom?

That fridge was a gift from Aaron to Kayla, wasn't it?

Confirmed. Melton's trying to buy the fridge to own Aaron, which might be the first mildly funny thing this professional comedian has done in his life (and inadvertently confirms another one of Aaron's stories).

 

[Procrastinhater]

What a nice lady, seemed very genuine and the concerned citizen motivation rang true due to her own experience, more so than most of us who are just watching out of car-crash fascination.

I hope she doesn’t get any hassle from Nick-aligned sewer-dwellers.

Yeah it sounds like she went through some fucked up stuff.
I hope that sick fuck wasn't giving his "favorite" daughter coke for the reasons she seemed to be saying happened to her. I doubt it, I don't think even Balldo is that low, I hope not because thats the sort of shit that sucks all the fun out of something and would make him a straight Horror Cow. He's already half way there what with the animal abuse and neglecting his fucking kids to start with.

She seemed like a nice person. The Hobgoblin snark from Balldo looks even worse when you compare her to Balldos coke whores or Balldo himself.

 

[Desktop User2]

Melton's trying to buy the fridge to own Aaron

Well, Nick is probably in need of cash in hand but how that owns Aaron?

 

[Pedophobe]

I believe you meant to say "Balldonaut Nick Rekieta piloting a Balldomech..." Show some respect for our pioneer balldonaut.

Balldonaut piloting the Balldomech featured in new War Thunder cinematic:

 

[Captain Manning]

This could be a figment of my imagination regarding the paygate scandal, but I'm sure I remember back during Depp or Rittenhouse either on a MATI or Metokur stream Josh or Jim commented that it was pretty shitty Nick was raking in hundreds of thousands of dollars and keeping it all to himself, and either Nick or one of his capos corrected the record to say there was some sort of payment agreement in place.

Truthfully, I can't recall a single significant criticism Null or Metokur leveled at Nick until late 2022, when he started to nosedive and this thread turned on him. Jim, in particular, seemed absolutely blindsided by Rekieta's turn for the bovine.

The sole exception to this I can think of was Null gave him a little bit of shit for the short-shorts stuffed animal e-thot skit he did.

If Legal Mindset is to be believed, the complaints against Nick not paying people occurred behind closed doors. It's surfacing now because Nick's power has waned considerably, and there's way less people in his corner willing to dogpile his critics.

Maybe I am alone in this, but I think "Paygate," if it's even a thing, is really the least of Rekieta's sins.

So far, this iteration of Cynthia hasn't gone completely schizo yet, so at least that's a slight improvement... Shall we start the betting pool on when the crazy REALLY ramps up again?

TBH, I don't really GAF if Cynthia or Faran are here. I've resigned myself to the fact they're gonna keep socking. What bugs me is when they sperg out and start doing stupid shit like aloging elb in vile ways, demanding the site pay for traffic ticket body cam footage, or (and this is the worst one that creeps me out to no end) obsessing over Rekieta's kids.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu is also right that Cynthia needs to archive.

Procedure:

1. Go to archive.is (some people seem to prefer ghostarchive.org)
2. Copypaste URL (i.e. from Twitter)
3. Get archive link
4. Include archive link in post
5. Thank you for your service

 

[3MMA]

She didn’t even record him until he sperged out and tried to ambush her leaving the courtroom.

I remember that Will explained that this lady, K, was a simple observer from the first mention of her, before the interview even. Nick is the one who went totally extra & cucked out. She really was a concerned citizen. Who cares that she reads Kiwi Farms, her & everyone else. Good for her, good for her. Just being her normal person self. It’s that simple to not be some poseur like Nick & company. I thank this K lady for giving the thread the gift of Dark Energy Nick

ETA: typo

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I hope that sick fuck wasn't giving his "favorite" daughter coke for the reasons she seemed to be saying happened to her. I doubt it, I don't think even Balldo is that low,

Yeah see, here’s the thing..

Doing enough drugs to give yourself brain damage and the appearance of a type of palsy isn’t generally known to enhance your morals

Generally the opposite

This is a guy who responded to his parasocial mod friend suggesting some Bible study with hyper passive aggressively naming some streams Bible studies just to mock the divinity of Jesus like a subversive libshit

Oh, and who super duper relates with cuties enjoyers/defenders and the film “American Beauty”

I don’t want to speculate past laying out the facts because it’s fucking grim enough

 

[Oliver Onions]

Truthfully, I can't recall a single significant criticism Null or Metokur leveled at Nick until late 2022, when he started to nosedive and this thread turned on him. Jim, in particular, seemed absolutely blindsided by Rekieta's turn for the bovine.

To be a bit more clear, the comment I remember wasn't a full-scale dressing down, more an off-the-cuff remark about how it was kind of shitty, possibly off the back of Nick bragging about how the Depp trial was gonna put his kids through college (that turned out to be pretty ironic, huh).

From what I recall of this possibly made up scenario it was about on the level of the corn joke that ruined Ralph's life.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Will Herren interviews K
The citizen reporter that attended Kayla's hearing

One thing I found interesting is that she said Kayla's gained weight, while Nick hasn't. Makes you think, huh...

I remember that Will explained that this lady, K, was a simple observer from the first mention of her, before the interview even. Nick is the one who went totally extra & cucked out. She really was a concern citizen. Who cares that she reads Kiwi Farms, her & everyone else. Good for her, good for her. Just being her normal person self. It’s that simple to not be some poseur like Nick & company. I thank this K lady for giving the thread the gift of Dark Energy Nick
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Dark Energy Nick​

 

[Fapcop]

I remember that Will explained that this lady, K, was a simple observer from the first mention of her, before the interview even. Nick is the one who went totally extra & cucked out. She really was a concern citizen. Who cares that she reads Kiwi Farms, her & everyone else. Good for her, good for her. Just being her normal person self. It’s that simple to not be some poseur like Nick & company. I thank this K lady for giving the thread the gift of Dark Energy Nick
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I fucking love this pic.

The SEETHE.
The weird troon hunchback.
The SPITE.
The passively aggressive FUCK U DAD crossed arms.

Def a top 3 Rekieta pic imho.

 

[Gorbus]

If you want to fuck with Rackets you don't directly hassle him on twitter, you make a post here outlining a really bad legal strategy and why it's a bad idea, tell him not to do it, then wait for his ODD to kick in and make him pursue it disastrously three times.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

If you want to fuck with Rackets you don't directly hassle him on twitter, you make a post here outlining a really bad legal strategy and why it's a bad idea, tell him not to do it, then wait for his ODD to kick in and make him pursue it disastrously three times.

Don't listen to this NERD, Nick. Your legal strategies have been flawless and it's just because the Scandinavian prudes in the judiciary don't understand them that you've lost. You have to appeal to the Supreme Court. There are no Scandinavian nerds there.