Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

[Saylos]

And here's the Patty Melt fan who disrupted Ape's Zoom hearing, prompting them to shut the whole thing down.
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Why does every simp of Fatrick Pedtonne look like a nonce?

I know Mr Burgers is PA's manic pet retard, but I imagine this is what Melton fans are like. Just these weird dysgenic loners who spazz out about him all day on reddit.

Also the Reddit is becoming more unhinged by the day.

 

[Kung Fu Karl]

So the "Aarons a pedo, and EVERYONE online is talking about it!" obviously didn't work, now it's "Aaron is an raging alcoholic!"
Never mind that anyone who's ever watched Aaron drink on his stream knows he's a lightweight and gets white girl wasted after two drinks.
So it's kind of a stretch.

 

[break these cuffs]

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I know Mr Burgers is PA's manic pet retard, but I imagine this is what Melton fans are like. Just these weird dysgenic loners who spazz out about him all day on reddit.

Also the Reddit is becoming more unhinged by the day.
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These slobs who are either trannies or actively jerking off to trannies and getting groomed by trannies in discord are going to bring it up in reference to other people? They're fucking redditors ffs.

 

[AltisticRight]

Looks like someone is procrastinating on the documentary that will exonerate Fatrick Pedtonne from all the nonce accusations. I wonder when it will come out?

 

[johnnynoname]

or becoming a tranny.

that trooning out will happen

 

[Guntkvd]

Fatrick alludes to some super secret fact about Aaron that will come out soon and make him look stupid. He meanders for five minutes, repeats everything twice, and then almost directly states that crackieta has hidden cameras in his house. Gay ops are afoot.

 

[Goatchoker]

Fatrick alludes to some super secret fact about Aaron that will come out soon and make him look stupid. He meanders for five minutes, repeats everything twice, and then almost directly states that crackieta has hidden cameras in his house. Gay ops are afoot.

I almost HATE that this creep got a thread.

Because it keeps getting worse.


They are now threatening blackmail?

 

[Pelican Bones]

Fatrick alludes to some super secret fact about Aaron that will come out soon and make him look stupid. He meanders for five minutes, repeats everything twice, and then almost directly states that crackieta has hidden cameras in his house. Gay ops are afoot.

Nick isn't releasing any secret video.

1. Nick knows he will be crucified in court if he did. Especially if he's on probation. He's stupid, but not that stupid.
2. Nick knows that any video will show how disgusting his house is.

I don't have personal knowledge of illegal activities by Melton, nor do I allege any here, but I'm just saying he PROBABLY has the physiognomy of a child fucker.

@SaddamLanza sign up for free Canadian healthcare.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

2. Nick knows that any video will show how disgusting his house is.

Poor man's body-cam footage. Release the tapes.

 

[Saylos]

Fatrick and the gang discuss his jokes at 1:18:36 and Karl runs cover for him. Melton tries to downplay him hunting around for the children's pics.

 

[Guntkvd]

Fatrick and the gang discuss his jokes at 1:18:36 and Karl runs cover for him. Melton tries to downplay him hunting around for the children's pics.

This is boring and insufferable.

 

[Pee Cola]

Fatrick and the gang discuss his jokes at 1:18:36 and Karl runs cover for him. Melton tries to downplay him hunting around for the children's pics.

I miss the good old days when the Dabbleverse was mainly about Stuttering John.

 

[Guntkvd]

Imagine if Cog assembled a weekly round table about Ralph to talk about his hypocrisy and all the lies he told. No jokes, no witty observations, just a high school tier presentation of why Ralph is a bad person.
Karl is also bringing back Point, Dabblepoint. I guess money is really tight.

 

[Saylos]

This is boring and insufferable.
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My bad, bruh. LOL i am just gonna go through this incoherent mess and clip all the "good parts." Well, whatever constitutes as "good" from this boring shit.

Edit: I appreciate the clippers because holy shit this is dull.

 

[Kung Fu Karl]

So let me see if I have this straight - Aaron bought Kayla a mini fridge for their room at some point during their debauchery, and now Nick is going to sell it to Fatrick (and pay God knows how much in shipping costs) in order to totally own Aaron.
How that would be an own in any way is beyond my comprehension, I guess.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Nick isn't releasing any secret video.

He would be comically fucked if he did. If Nick admits he has hidden cameras in his home and publicly releases footage from said cameras, he would be opening the door to having footage from those cameras seized and used against him in court.

 

[HackerX]

So let me see if I have this straight - Aaron bought Kayla a mini fridge for their room at some point during their debauchery, and now Nick is going to sell it to Fatrick (and pay God knows how much in shipping costs) in order to totally own Aaron.
How that would be an own in any way is beyond my comprehension, I guess.

It makes more sense when you're on coke.

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron posted a perfectly normal picture of his kids in Halloween costumes on Twitter. Note that the censorship is his, and not mine. The censorship is the only reason I feel comfortable reproducing it on KF. Otherwise, I would not.



I do this to make a point:

Per @SaddamLanza and his e-daddy Melton, Aaron is a bad father for sharing this perfectly normal family photo on social media, and Melton has the green light to openly fantasize about sexualizing any or all of them because of that.

If that makes sense to anyone reading this, please KYS.

 

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So let me see if I have this straight - Aaron bought Kayla a mini fridge for their room at some point during their debauchery, and now Nick is going to sell it to Fatrick (and pay God knows how much in shipping costs) in order to totally own Aaron.
How that would be an own in any way is beyond my comprehension, I guess.

God they're so fucking lame.
Imagine Josh or Kino Casino buying Pawverbs off Aaron and doing a victory lap.
"I gotchur wife's book Nick, whatchu think about that?"

If anything, Kayla is the only one getting pwned here lmao. She'll actually have to get out of bed for snacks now.

 

[repentance]

Aaron posted a perfectly normal picture of his kids in Halloween costumes on Twitter. Note that the censorship is his, and not mine. The censorship is the only reason I feel comfortable reproducing it on KF. Otherwise, I would not.

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He forgot to censor the photo on the wall in the next room.