Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 145 39.2%

  • Total voters
    370
You know, I have thought for awhile that the body language in this pic is worth a thousand words. Note how far apart Nick and Kayla are standing from each other, and look how closed off Nick looks from her. I know for a fact if I had had a court date with pending charges for a felony, my husband would be standing next to me with his arm around me, at the very least. Protective, caring, loving even, or whatever. Instead, Kayla and Nick are standing as if they are strangers, equidistant from Kayla's lawyer. Makes ya think!

You reminded me of something: considering that cold, distant body language between Nick and Kayla and the positioning of the lawyer as though speaking to Nick on Kayla's behalf rather than to the two of them as a team, does K's story confirm any evidence that Nick and Kayla actually drove there together or has that just been an assumption/headcanon on our part? Considering his repeatedly exhibited paranoia about farmers, chest-scratching Toe fans, local Scandi prudes, etc. that keep showing up at the qover gang's hearings, wouldn't it have been in character for him to park far enough out of sight that his arrival together with Kayla would be presumed when it's really still an open question?

When Herren's first video came out I always envisioned the funnier scenario of Nick seething in the Mustang alone somewhere in view of the courthouse, smacking himself in the head with spent Galaxy Gas canisters littering the empty passenger seat, just lying in wait for the one time and place where he knew Kayla would be arriving separately in the SUV from wherever she's been living, to accost her out of the blue on a parking lot or sidewalk shouting "WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXTS?!?" This would at least be consistent with his and "April's" tweetstorm about the polycule's demise over the weekend leading up to the hearing, which some here suspected to be an attempt to get Kayla to break radio silence, in the later stages of which "April's" tweet to Nick that it's "I'm beginning to think it's just you and me, baby" read like her reaction to hours of their desperate last-ditch gambit to get Kayla's attention having been unsuccessful up to that point.

That interpretation would also be consistent with Nick and April's Zoom appearance from the Balldo Bunker the following day indicating that the polycule's reported dissolution was due to Kayla's departure rather than April's, and consistent with his NLO chat posts about the mini-fridge sounding a lot like a guy lightening his load in the course of moving out so that someone else could move back in, and consistent with Nick's latest Locals post sounding like a sad, lonely cooking of breakfast for one or two people tops, as opposed to cooking a grand family breakfast for seven (or eight) people like he would have bragged about had it actually been the case.

I prefer this theory not only because it's funnier, but also because, if it becomes widely adopted enough, Nick reads the thread so religiously that he may be unable to resist the temptation to fire up a stream and correct the record about how Kayla has totally been living at the house with him uninterrupted for months of aggressive monogamy to this very day, and our dreams of an impending divorce arc are just that. It's about high time he finally corrects the record!
 
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Actually, this is another Rekieta win! Because he's not a lawyer, he never has to cover lawsuits, Trump or guns ever again no matter what his chat says. He can devote 100% of his time to Balldo reviews and licking bottles now. Of course you NERDS wouldn't understand that not paying his fees was actually a genius 4d chess move.
 
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What a way to refer to your own daughter as just an "eight year old".

What a massive piece of shit.
 
He was late last year, but not so late they dropped the hammer. This year he is too late and they just did.

My take on this is he's probably got the money for the fees at (or could borrow it from rich mom and dad), but that his CLE (Continuing Legal Education) credits were due this year (unlike last year) and that is what fucked him. I would bet anything he didn't do them and so sending in the money for the fees would be pointless.

You know, he's VERY BUSY.

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This is a dumb question but can he just continuing education credit and pay the fee and be back in good standing or is it like medical stuff or whatever where if you fuck yourself out of an active license you need to pass the board again.
 
And who he still likes (based upon his perception that they are still adequately sucking his dick).

So we know who to keep an eye on for tard cum (Joe was a given, IMO).

Also, I think he's so brain damaged he forgot how to count properly. There's six people on the panel.

Good: Eric, Joe, Runkle
Bad: Sean, Nate, Kurt

But he says, "I miss 4 of you, 3 of you are pathetic."

Is he just retarded, or does he miss one of the ones he considers pathetic? Who? Nate maybe? I mean, he is the one that looks closest to a Jamaican.
Joe is definitely at the top of the heap for keeping the balldo spit shined. The discussion he had with Chrissie Mayr about the little kids being able to take a bath on their own was insane.

He's a real piece of shit
 
This is a dumb question but can he just continuing education credit and pay the fee and be back in good standing or is it like medical stuff or whatever where if you fuck yourself out of an active license you need to pass the board again.
I don't know about Minnesota in particular, and I was unable to find the answer from a cursory web search but in my jurisdiction if you don't meet your CLE requirements they just suspend your license to practice until you do then it is reinstated. I assume its the same in Minnesota.
But are we sure his authorization to practice was revoked because he didn't keep up with CLE? It says right there that he's noncompliant for non-payment of fees. I might have missed an explanation for this theory when I was scanning through the thread.

EDIT: The Rules of the Board of Continuing Legal Education in Minnesota set out the process of what happens if you don't keep up with CLE. From my reading of it, if you do not comply with the requirements as set out, the board sends you notice of your non-compliance. If you still do not comply, you are reported to the court, with the Board of CLE recommending that you be put on "involuntary restricted status"
I have attached a copy of the rules if any kiwis are interested. Rules 11 and 12 are the relevant sections.
However, Rekieta does not have "involuntary restricted status." His fee status is non-compliant.
So, I am quite convinced that his license to practice law was revoked because he did not pay his fees, which is hilarious if it is just $274. Maybe he'd have more money laying around if he hadn't defamed Montagraph.
 

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Kurt is an Eeyore, not a snake.
I dunno, he looked pretty happy even when that message came up.

I have heard some people say that hanging with Nate has put some pep in his step.

I say, good for him.

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What a way to refer to your own daughter as just an "eight year old".

What a massive piece of shit.
Actually, I don't blame him for that. We do the same thing. Ideally, her name should not be known.

What I find more offensive is the "why don't you try and DM me." He is still trying to privately gaslight people like a control freak faggot.

This is a dumb question but can he just continuing education credit and pay the fee and be back in good standing or is it like medical stuff or whatever where if you fuck yourself out of an active license you need to pass the board again.
I don't know. You'd have to check MN law. I would think he would not have to pass the bar exam again, but that is speculation on my point.

Frankly, I hope he doesn't try and get it back. He's a shit lawyer, and a menace to the legal system. Now he's crying about how much he hates lawyers.

So now that he is a true and honest non-practicing, non-loloyer, does this mean he won’t get disbarred if he’s convicted? Maybe that’s his angle here and it’s to save himself from that particular shame if the worst happens.
I speculated about that last month when @AnOminous pointed out he might face suspension following conviction. He might be voluntarily surrending in anticipation of that. That way he can try claim he's a NON-LAWYER on his own terms.
 
TBH, I don't really GAF if Cynthia or Faran are here.
Neither do I. I'm just sitting here, munching on my popcorn, waiting for their sperg-outs to happen... LOL

Next steps would seem to be a health crisis, a self-harm attempt or the woman both walking away from him to leave him alone screaming in the dark.
Oh, can it be all three, please??? That would be a WONDERFUL trifecta that Dipshit Nick would deserve to get...

Can't wait to hear how Rekieta, the sole proprietor of a law firm named Rekieta Law, was never actually a lawyer just like how his Youtube channel of the same name was never a law channel.
I know that it would never happen, but I'm envisioning some disgruntled former client of his suing his stupid ass over a loss, presenting video evidence of Rackets proclaiming he was never a lawyer... My sides would never leave orbit...
 
Nick is still not hitting that rock bottom is he folks. There have been many posts about his rock bottom, I want to make it known as I have said before nick has no rock bottom.

The funniest part of the new nick is the fact he thinks arguing with randos & super chatting streamers in a attempt to gain allies.

I hope nick takes this shit to trial, it will be the funniest shit of 2025, do it nick you can win this!!
 
Every time Nick calls someone a pussy I remember that minute long stream from before the arrest where he sounded like he had been crying. The one that, IIRC, Aaron claims was the night he left the Qover.
Homosexuals are only like 3-4% of the population. Do you have any idea how long it’ll be until he finds a new penis?
 
Joe is definitely at the top of the heap for keeping the balldo spit shined. The discussion he had with Chrissie Mayr about the little kids being able to take a bath on their own was insane.

He's a real piece of shit
The worst part of it is that he wasn't even really Balldoguarding. He said it like it was a complete nothingburger and not even a subject worthy of discussion, because that's just how these things are. And there was no reaction to Chrissie's obvious bewilderment and her thinking he was just joking around. Then he just repeats it like a total emotionless autist not able to read the room. It was extremely creepy.
 
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