Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 88 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 117 36.1%

  • Total voters
    324
I mean I think Coke, Ketamine and Booze all will do some brain damage when used by a specimens like Nick and April. That's not accounting that the coke is probably cut with fent and meth and that the MDMA is also either meth or mixed with meth.
Don't forget that skelly's diet, if you can even call sassily and gaily eating a single Dorito every day a diet, is vastly lacking in B vitamins. That's a recipe for wetbrain. You can even end up with Wernicke-Korsakoff from diet alone.
 
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"He just has a very troubled vibe about him, his eyes are dark.. he doesn't look completely sane."

Man, the AI can't handle those balldo moves. I even had to replace the head with the classic to just look like him.



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April reveals that stay-at-home mom Kayla doesn't know how to cook. She THINKS she can bake things, though...

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Credit to @Friend of Dorothy Parker for highlighting the significance of the parent tweet, I missed it while screenshotting them all so fast.


I didn't even pick up on that.

"I did not believe the children were being neglected. I know they're not."

First statement is past tense, second is present tense. Is Kayla being made a scapegoat?
I took that neglect comment as Nick-style technicality - "I didn't believe then that they were neglected (though now I know they were) and I know they aren't now (because they're not around us coke fiends)."

Or she's just a sloppy writer.

Funny how those two possibilities result in the same output.



And ouch, on the cooking - for someone who "loves" Kayla, she sure has some sharp teeth. And not for the first time. Nice of Nick to defend his wife.
 
What the fuck drugs were they taking apart from coke after Aaron left, because April and Nick are both sounding literally brain damaged.

How is April supporting herself now, or is Nick still paying her way?

Nick seems to have started on something new during his recent break from streaming. Its something strong enough that its having a real visible physical impact on Nick. He looks terrible both body and face. He was looking better for a while after the arrest, but now its like he has fallen off a cliff and is in a state of total physical decay.

Its more difficult to tell with April. Its difficult to even tell if all the social media messages are coming directly from her without editorial help from Nick. I don't believe at all that she moved out or that she is away from Nick. I don't think there is any way she isn't still living with them at the house and being supported by Nick. That she is suddenly so active on social media right after Nick become active tells part of the story I think.

The only thing that points in the direction of her maybe being gone was her not being there for Kayla's hearing at the courthouse. But her doing the zoom call from Nick's studio I think is almost certain proof that she has not left.
 
I'm putting in my bet here: I feel like something really big is going to happen with Rekieta. I just have this feeling of the calm before the storm coming. Looking at that last kitchen stream. He looks REALLY bad. And he sounds even worse. His voice sounds really weak and gravelly. I feel like he's either gonna get arrested again, he's gonna O.D., or there's gonna be some big headline about him any moment. I don't know, just a feeling about him.

Of course - Aaron, who would be in a position to know, already foreshadowed the state still investigating one last nuke that it had yet to drop and he was told to say no more about it until the time's right:




She ain't pleading guilty, because - or if she does plead guilty those two are now fucked. I mean they're fucked anyway, don't get me wrong, but this throws an interesting wrinkle into it. There's something - there's something else that I can't say, that I will when it's over, and it'll make you so angry at the three of them, especially the kid part of it. It'll make you even angrier about the kid part of it, um, but there's something I was told about what - what all three of them could have done, and it'll make - it'll make your head spin and it'll make you go well these people deserve fucking everything they get, um, and when this is - when this is all said and done, I'll remember to bring it back to ya.

What the FUCK is this one last thing he's been instructed to hold back all this time, and why the FUCK is it taking the state so long to do anything about it? Or have they done something about it in a way we can't see, like some new rumblings in the CHIPS case since it was sealed, or like a fourth criminal file that nobody here found the court file number for yet?

Something must have moved forward about something BIG like Aaron alluded to, because it's just about the only thing (other than mental illness) that could reasonably explain Nick spiraling from his usual garden-variety seething to the absolute meltdown going on lately, and it's just about the only thing (other than mental illness) that could reasonably explain Nick fighting tooth and nail to the bitter end when simply accepting any conceivable plea offer on a possession first offense would have amounted to a slap on the wrist. If there has been something else in the works that would entail a significant chance of doing hard time and/or that would render it impossible to rebuild a reputation and career after it comes out, we'd probably be seeing the exact behavior we're seeing now. Just some food for thought.
 
I truly believe that alcohol has permanently fucked up Nick's estrogen levels. The way he types on Xitter and locals is so reminiscent of a teenage girl; talking about giving up pieces of himself and how he loves who he is and he doesn't care about the nerds that don't, etc. Getting into petty squabbles every chance he can.

So I totally believe this woman when she says he's effeminate in person. He's practically the Chernobyl of radiating feminine energy online.
 
CPS (KCHHS technically) can't actually force them to do those things but that refusal will be taken into account in any proceedings related to the family issues they have jurisdiction over. Noncompliance is generally assumed to be evidence (not sure if presumptive) that the noncomplying parties are in fact in violation of whatever requirement (in this case the very simple do not be on drugs thing) the parties are under.
I was going to say. CPS has a unique position wherein you don't really "technically" have to do anything they say but if you don't they'll fuck you over big time for it.
 
It's all good, his Rekieta Law LLC is defunct as well!
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EDIT TO ADD:
Apparently Rekieta Media, LLC (registered in Texas) is now also defunct!
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Another win for the Ty! (I may have missed this info, but last I checked, the Media LLC was still active.)
I would imagine since his LLC are all now defunct, his 1099's forms from Youtube, Rumble, and other sources, must not be in order, and neither are his tax filings with the state of MN and the IRS. Next we will see the IRS go after anything he may have left his bank accounts and any personal property. He will have to sell all that shitty artwork, and getting penny's on the dollar for what he spent just to be able to afford spaghettiO's. Both his vehicles were over 100K and have liens against them. Those monthly nuts have to be hurting his bottom line if he is even up to date on his car payments.
 
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So Nick is straight up in a narcissistic shame rage spiral
April is acting very "I have extreme abandonment issues" crazy Borderlineish. Remember she can also shoot rifles and bows.
Kayla? M.I.A. proof of life? crickets...

The only question now Is this fucked up story going to end up on a Dateline NBC episode?
If it does I want Keith Morrison to narrate it!
 
Melton recently hinted that Nick might have had video cameras all throughout his house recording, and that Aaron is in for a big surprise once the trial is over. That would be crazy!
Let's take a batshit insane leap of logic and assume that Pedo Patrick is a reliable source.
If Nick were to release any video, would that not be considered revenge porn?
 
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"I love those kids.
I know Nick loves those kids.
That's all I know."

Uhhh...who's missing here?
She loves Nick's kids about as much as she loved Aaron's kids. Being a homewrecking tourist is nice for a while but like all good vacations you never stay too long, I wouldn't be all too surprised if April is working on her next mark, maybe her new lawyer and Nick is about to learn a valuable lesson about Hoes and loyalty.

The most interesting thing I find about April behaving look a lovesick teenager on twitter is that the wife (Kayla) in these types of situations usually only have one rule "don't publicly embarrass me" you could see that with her visceral reaction to the Locals nudes and then the Mandy simping. It was the first time Nick asked for Elissa clips to take something down and it was on behalf of his wife, which I absolutely believe.

Well the fact that Nick and April are willing to be so open now points towards Kayla no longer being in the picture, Nick waiting outside the courthouse during Kayla's omnibus is noteworthy in this regard.
 
Aaron said something big and nasty about Nick is going to come out very soon. I expect some more DMs, maybe Faran is getting ready to leak hers.
Aaron already revealed a long time ago that Faran offered him a tell-all interview on the Nick shit and he turned it down. It sounded like he didn't want to be responsible for whatever she said on his show. I got the impression that although he believed what she was saying, he didn't want however Faran came across to cast doubt on what he himself was saying on his show. Any interview would be liable to turn into a "Halloween Example", to paraphrase from another excellent interview. I'm sure Kino Casino would have Faran on, but Faran appears to be in the Feaser/Flamenco cycle of constantly preparing for her big comeback to streaming which gets derailed when her astroturfing campaign on her 200th sock gets exposed.

I was under the impression that Chekhov had forgotten a test result in one of the @MNPublicRecords drops, but maybe it's something else....

I am really disappointed with this recent trend of calling our wife by her Christian name ITT. There are so many better options balldowife, cokewhore #1, neglectful mother, etc. I expect more creativity.
I think she's moved down from #1 to #2 at this point, unless it's in chronological order.

@waffle came up with "Lady Gollum" which seems more apropos now that Rekieta is calling random normal looking women "hobgoblins".

Well the fact that these two are willing to be so open now points towards Kayla no longer being in the picture, Nick waiting outside the courthouse during Kayla's trial is noteworthy in this regard.
I believe the spectator said he was in the gallery too but ran outside at the end to capture the photo of the spectator.
 
I would imagine since his LLC are all now defunct, his 1099's forms from Youtube, Rumble, and other sources, must not be in order, and neither are his tax filings with the state of MN and the IRS. Next we will see the IRS go after anything he may have left his bank accounts and any personal property. He will have to sell all that shitty artwork, and getting penny's on the dollar for what he spent just to be able to afford spaghettiO's. Both his vehicles were over 100K and have liens against them. Those monthly nuts have to be hurting his bottom line if he is even up to date on his car payment.

The most interesting spending is his lawyer in the defamation case. Randazza is a very expensive option and in the near future I would expect Nick to have big bills to pay associated with the discovery phase of his case. If Nick was thinking at all rationally, he would have already either replaced Randazza and just settled the case. Every time I look at the situation, the defamation case seems like Nick's single biggest expense.

I somewhat imagine he is putting all his hopes into selling the other house to keep his financial ship above water for a little while longer. The impression I get is that his parents take care of his basic needs and will probably spend whatever is necessary associated with the kids, but they are not giving any little extras to Nick.
 
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