Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
April reveals that stay-at-home mom Kayla doesn't know how to cook. She THINKS she can bake things, though...

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Credit to @Friend of Dorothy Parker for highlighting the significance of the parent tweet, I missed it while screenshotting them all so fast.


I didn't even pick up on that.

"I did not believe the children were being neglected. I know they're not."

First statement is past tense, second is present tense. Is Kayla being made a scapegoat?
This is all over the place on who's out of the polycule

I think right now it's most likely April was forced out by Kayla and Nick's parents under threat of the revocation of the trust fund, and Nick and April have been seething, secretly talking and meeting up and hating Kayla the same way they hate Aaron.
 
The Jellinek Curve is a very useful graphic to track those with addictions. Nick is still on the downwards slope near the chronic phase.
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I don't want him to lose his kids. For his fucking kids sake because that shit would be devastating. He needs to sort his shit out, start acting his fucking age and putting the human beings he brought into the world first like a fucking parent, like a fucking man should, but he's iredeemable, he really is a fucking piece of shit. If having his house raided and his kids taken into the care of CPS, and his fucking humiliation broadcast to the world isn't enough to make this faggot wake up, nothing it seems will.
If he's set on this path, those kids shouldn't be anywhere near him and his pedophile friends. The sooner he's out of their life the less damage he can do.
Seriously fuck this guy. He's a waste of fucking oxygen.
I kinda do want him to lose his kids because if he keeps them and is this type of person, the kids will wind up more fucked up than he is. Kids are very impressionable and I think most people would be surprised at the kind of "life models" they pick up just from being around adults. The kids don't deserve this shit, they didn't ask to have neglectful parents who don't even clean the damn house or do laundry. They didn't ask to have some maniac in the basement wasted and high screaming into the microphone about whatever the fuck. They'd probably be better off if they were the kids of an auto mechanic or a plumber living in a low-middle income home than they are with this "affluent lawyer" in his big house who doesn't give a shit about them and complains even about the time it takes to pawn them off on others to raise.
 
I'm putting in my bet here: I feel like something really big is going to happen with Rekieta. I just have this feeling of the calm before the storm coming. Looking at that last kitchen stream. He looks REALLY bad. And he sounds even worse. His voice sounds really weak and gravelly. I feel like he's either gonna get arrested again, he's gonna O.D., or there's gonna be some big headline about him any moment. I don't know, just a feeling about him.
Whatever impending explosion may occur, it might not even be related to whatever is going on with him right now. It's crazy to think about how much he's been spiraling as of late, and it's most definitely not due to the court case. Sean had a theory about Kayla bringing other dudes to the house, which would explain a lot.
All this over coke and cuckoldry
Sounds like the title of a book. 'All this over coke and cuckoldry: A balldo story'
Knowing that their case is sealed, is there any way, shape or form that if this scenario plays out it would be made public in any official capacity or would NICKERS get to play dumb and pretend he's still a daddy o'five.
He'll accidentally leak it himself at some point, just like everything else.
 
K seems like a nice lady. Nick better not fuck with her. If she goes again and takes her husband as she suggested, I hope he's a big dude to scare Nick.
You have to be pretty low not only for Brianna Wu to be able to dunk on you, but dunk on you again and again and again.
I love it.

I had some other shit I was going to reply to but the site is being shitty right now and ate all the +Quotes I had.
 
Sean had a theory about Kayla bringing other dudes to the house, which would explain a lot.
Lmfao especially if they're big black bulls just fillin' her full of cockmeat not weedy skeletal fags like Nick, say she's doing it to punish him for April, and made sure they're blue collar types that will clown the shit out of Balldo and send him to get drinks and just treating him like dorky bitch he is in his own house.
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That could be the source of his weird obsessive "nerds" rant the other day.

I know this is bullshit but I want it to be real lol.
 
At first the downfall was funny (it still is), but the more that becomes uncovered the more I worry for all the kids caught in the line of fire. If it isn't the allegations levied against the Rekietas, it'll be just how angry and irrational Nick has been leading to him getting abusive. He's not far if he hasn't breached that threshold yet. How irate and unhinged his behavior has become even towards people who generally haven't been tainted by his behavior yet is extremely concerning.

All of this is concerning.

I just want to laugh and not worry about Nick doing stupid shit. I wanna be able to make fun of him without worrying he's gonna turn around and do some fucked up shit in a fit of anger (or because of drug/alcohol abuse fueling rage).
Even the absolute best case scenario has Nick and Kayla being neglectful, distant and irresponsible parents; I feel for the kids regardless of what's 'really' happening, the situation can't be good for their development. We can only hope they have that rare experience where instead of following in their parents footsteps, they become benchmarks for what not to do in life.
 
Thinking about the exchange in the Kalea texts in which Nick bemoans the Kiwi Farms for calling Kayla a whore.

The irony is not at all lost on me that this is the same "man" who ranted on a livestream about how the trad life sucks because his wife's body is busted from birthing his children. Between this and strangers calling an e-celeb's woman a whore based on her behavior, I know which one I think is worse.
 
but rather because Aaron added the peculiar detail that this one last thing would have been "done" by "all three of them" and thus we'd be "angry at the three of them."
Somebody posted several hundred pages back that she could have been present in the room while they were doing lines, maybe she was present in the room while they were fucking. Who knows. I'm not expecting it to be as earth-shattering as Aaron is drumming it up to be at the moment, and I'm operating under the assumption that Nick's meltdown is coincidentally unrelated. But who knows, I wouldn't hate to be proven wrong (well, maybe, depending on how horrifying Aaron's news is).
The Jellinek Curve is a very useful graphic to track those with addictions. Nick is still on the downwards slope near the chronic phase.
'Complete Defeat Admitted'. That downward slope ought to look like a sheer drop into the Challenger Deep and end 'Complete NERD Defeat'. This curve is simply incompatible with Nick.
 
I don't want him to lose his kids. For his fucking kids sake because that shit would be devastating.
I kinda do want him to lose his kids because if he keeps them and is this type of person, the kids will wind up more fucked up than he is.
Which would you choose: staying in your parent's custody but they go in-and-out of your life and bring assorted traumas with their reckless behavior OR you're permanently removed from your parent's custody and the only times you'll see them are in local arrest reports, maybe out in public somewhere while they're strung-out, or if you try to reconnect with them once you turn 18?

It's definitely a choice one would have to make and even these two hypothetical choices don't include every single caveat and detail.
 
Now i know it's bad form to be judging men's tastes in women but, what the fuck where either of them thinking in creating this trashfire over a woman that looks like this?
And on that note, just what did nick already DO to kayla to get her looking like a fallout ghoul years prior?

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Halloween is over, put the zoooombie back into the closet.
 
I was looking through some Facebook photos from a family reunion on Kayla’s side that happened in 2019 at the Rekieta house, and accidentally found something hilarious.

In one room, there is a Psalm surrounded by placards with the names of each family member and the meaning of their name. Obviously I have redacted the kids’ names, but you can see Nick and Kayla at the top. Pay close attention to the Bible verse. It is Psalm 127:3-5 (the famous verse behind the “Quiverfull” movement):

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Children are a gift from the Lord. They are a reward from Him. Children who are born to people when they are young are like arrows in the hands of a soldier. Blessed are those who have many children. They won’t be put to shame when they go up against their enemies in court.

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