Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChadBrazilian]

"these principles were holding me back" lmao

I would respect this Nietzsche-esque world view more, if he was actually a strong man with a mission, passion and/or some kind of ambition. He is not a main character in a Any Rand novel. He is not an ambitious businessman that aspires to revolutionaze technology. He is not a controversial artist painting a controversial message. He is not a athlete dedicating himself to have excellent physical condition. He is not a scientist with amoral methods. He is just a cokehead, a cuckold and a loser.

If his principles are chains holding him back; then what exactly is he being stopped to do? A sex dungeon? Drugs? Alcohol? He aspires nothing of note. All his passions are vapid garbage.

Rekieta tweet spree in progress:

"Nit because I'm tough, but because things make you mad yhar shouldn't." - Nick Rekieta

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"I am a tough guy! My wife's ex-lover better watch out!"

 

[Procrastinhater]

he’s definitely trolling and that’s really funny.

Funniest thing is his trolling isn't even that far from what the remaining Balldo Legion believe.
To be a Balldo guard at this point requires an exceptionally smooth brain.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Back in the day at least, there used to be seasonal stocking jobs at places like target. For Thanksgiving through Christmas. I kind of assume that Nick is talking about having done that. His dropping that he was working around Thanksgiving kind of leans in that direction. It was a way people could make a little bit of extra money for the holidays.

I dont think UT Austin would have taken him as a transfer student in his junior year. Even for an english degree. He talked about San Marcos in Texas and that would have been a school he could have gotten into because I think they take just about anyone who can pay.

Texas State is well known for being a party school, at least SMU has connections... The joke is the beautiful women all go they're but they're dumber than rocks...

If this is true, the just WHAT THE FUCK did Kayla contribute to the family if she could not cook? Perhaps this is an American affectation, but where I grew up, a woman who CANNOT cook is simply non-existent. Not all of them are gourmet cooks, but they can make decent meals.

I wonder if she is the "I never wanted to learn" or "Everybody did everything for me" versus the "I can cook but I'm more addicted to take-out and we don't have time" type. The former belies a lack of life skills and the latter two are the result of laziness.

The "American affectation" you think of are retards (read: Beauty Parlor contestants) who think a man asking woman to cook is literally beating them back to the kitchen and demanding them to make sandwiches for the rest of time eternal, so they wouldn't touch a kitchen or learn how to cook even if they died from starvation to get a one up on the men.

 

[repentance]

4-) The only thing prohibiting a comeback is his daughter's failed cocaine test. If it wasn't for that, people move on and in a couple of years, a rebranded Nick theoretically could have had a redemption arc. When that information came out, the best he could do is not talk about it. Instead, he immediately confirmed it.

Nick was in steep decline long before his arrest and the extent of his drug abuse becoming public.

His success was built on offering content which was unique at the time. He stopped offering that content, many other lawyers are now providing it, and people have come to realise that Nick isn't at all well versed in the law (many realised that when he was proven so very wrong in Vic's case).

What's he going to rebrand as? His smut channel for wine mums wasn't a super success and he has no skills or interests which could sustain an audience. Anything Nick chose as the focus of a channel, someone else is already doing and doing better than Nick ever could.

 

[Angry Shoes]

The failed comedian/coke arc revealed how painfully unfunny Nick is. During his old streams before he was a complete alcoholic he would talk about topics light-heartedly and occasionally make jokes here and there. These were endearing because he was a dorky dad making dorky dad jokes. But when he's trying to make being funny a central part of his personality it's always Chip Chipperson tier shit that makes everyone cringe.

 

[AnOminous]

* unless and until his life choices lead to disbarment, which is an extensive process and, as has been discussed here, is most commonly sparked by a pattern of egregious failure in performance as a lawyer, of misuse of client funds, etc. It's not impossible to be disbarred for actions that don't clearly result in demonstrable harm to clients, and it varies by state bar, but most suspensions and disbarment do turn on harm to clients or other conduct related to one's practice.

It does apply to crimes of "moral turpitude" even when they don't directly harm clients. Cop a felony fraud prosecution and that actually does reflect on one's fitness to practice law. It's happened for tax evasion as well. Engaging in prostitution one way or the other might also qualify, even if it doesn't even really reflect on fitness to practice law. Minnesota is probably not one of the incel prude states that consider it such, though.

No, he's not disbarred, but I subscribe to @AnOminous's definition that if you aren't licensed anywhere, you don't get to call yourself a lawyer.

In my view, Nick is no longer a lawyer.

This may be a momentary thing, though. Once people start mocking him for it he'll probably turn it back on if he can. That said if he's entirely blown off CLE for the last three years he could have to spend some time on it.

The "American affectation" you think of are retards (read: Beauty Parlor contestants) who think a man asking woman to cook is literally beating them back to the kitchen and demanding them to make sandwiches for the rest of time eternal, so they wouldn't touch a kitchen or learn how to cook even if they died from starvation to get a one up on the men.

I think frankly that either a man or a woman who can't cook should be embarrassed by that fact and fix it. That's one of those things retarded zoomers call "adulting."

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

felted lmao

 

[ChadBrazilian]

April reveals that stay-at-home mom Kayla doesn't know how to cook. She THINKS she can bake things, though...

As a fitness nerd, this horrifies me.

So, nobody in the house knows how to make whole foods? How worthless is Kayla? How can someone be a mother for 15 years and don't know how to cook? Nobody knows how to make a quality steak? Nobody knows how to do quality protein? Does the diet of the kids consists of just empty carbs coming from cake and junk food (such as spaghetti-os)? If so, It's no surprise that some of the kids, and parents, might suffer from emotional issues. This kind of garbage diet is poison for you brain and body.

Stress alone does not explain the collagen depraved ghoul that Rekieta has become. I am 100% sure that, even if he is really sober, his diet is probably full of processed slop. The possibility of the kids having the same garbage diet breaks my heart. This is fucked.
Edit: grammar

 

[Salvatore Leone]

As a fitness nerd, this horrifies me.

So, nobody in the house knows how to make whole foods? How worthless is Kayla? How can someone be a mother for 15 years and don't know how to cook? Nobody knows how to make a quality steak? Nobody knows how to do quality protein? Does the diet of the kids consists of just empty carbs coming from cake and junk food (such as spaghetti-os)? If so, It's no surprise that some of the kids, and parents, might suffer from emotional issues. This kind of garbage diet is poison for you brain and body.

Stress alone does not explain the collagen depraved ghoul that Rekieta has become. I am 100% sure that, even if he is really sober, his diet is probably full of processed garbage. The possibility of the kids having the same garbage diet breaks my heart. This is fucked.

Nick did cooking streams, so he at least knows how to cook for himself. I'm not sure if he was the one doing most of the cooking, but it would not surprise me if they lived off frozen food and TV dinners for the past 15 years.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It’s kinda crazy just how much stuff has been going on with Nick in just the past week or so.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

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Thanks, that spinning Rekieta "coin" gave me a good laugh.

Coming to theatres 2025:

I don't know why King Jock, the Destroyer of Dorks, the Neutralizer of Nerds, is posing like the an edgy Shadow the Hedgehog anime character.



"Heh. At least make me use my hands".

 

[Captain Manning]

His success was built on offering content which was unique at the time. He stopped offering that content, many other lawyers are now providing it, and people have come to realise that Nick isn't at all well versed in the law (many realised that when he was proven so very wrong in Vic's case).

What's he going to rebrand as?

There's enough retards out there where, if his situation weren't so fucked up, he could renew his license and stage a comeback eventually. Not to practice law on the regular, but to "lawstream." Even if it took a couple of years, and even if he never achieved quite the same level of success due to more competition.

I mean, look at Barnes. Talks massive shit. Frequently wrong. Not a great courtroom record. Idiots lap it up just the same because he says the "right" things. He'd just have to pick his topics and audience well, and appeal to credentialism ("I'm a lawyer, so I'm right").

He'd have to want it though. Which he apparently hasn't for a while now.

But even if he wanted it, the main fly in the ointment here though is the 9 y/o. He really shit the bed on that one.

I was talking to a friend off-site the other day that is very familiar with what's going on here, and she and I agreed that the coke arrest could have played out like Ralph punching that cop. It's a big speed bump, but not fatal. Nobody seemed to care that Ralph punched the cop (other than the government, obviously). Some of his best Killstream years happened after he got out of jail.

The 9 y/o testing positive is more like the Faith revenge porn situation though. That's what really fucked Ralph (I think @Haru Okumura calls it the "inflection point" of Ralph's downfall). He never recovered from it, and probably never will. Not to mention Nick is spiraling hard, and something even worse might yet happen.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That retard also called DUI "pre-crime" that alone completely invalidates any opinion he might have on anything.
The man is a fucking complete backbirth if he's trying to argue that it should be legal to drive inebriated.
These lolbertarian fucks all have the most idiotic ideas and it's always about subjects that have never impacted their lives or their loved ones. If that stupid fuck had had family get pasted by a useless faggot that crossed the center line doing 80 and 3 times the legal limit I doubt he'd come out with such a wetbrain tier take.

I just want to point out, even though it is obvious, just how far the brainrot has spread. You are not setting "boundaries" or "privacy" by doing things that directly affect other people or by telling other people things and hoping they don't tell anyone. Nobody can "shatter your privacy" by sharing shit you willingly sent them via text or DM or whatever. Your "boundaries" aren't being broken when your kids tell responsible adults that you are doing narcotics in the house. The government trying to save you and your own family from your bad decisions is not "shattering your boundary". You cannot commit literal crimes, get caught because you streamed your crimes publicly, and then claim that you are dealing with the consequences of someone else shattering your "boundaries". A "boundary" is not a wall preventing your arrest. I cannot kill someone and claim that any investigation into the murder is a boundary I have set and my privacy must be respected. I know we are all joking around, maybe some are serious, but jesus christ if he actually means any of this shit he is saying and believes it, he might have completely lost whatever mind he had left.

If we take the grain of substance here that all modern law is essentially 'reactive' and 'proactive' enforcement is undesirable, there *might* be something of worth. However, the application of such a system requires MORE personal responsibility now that you realise that there is nothing to stop your actions from affecting someone else.

This is the Libertarian Fallacy that lolbertarians exhibit well. They want all the freedom without any of the responsibility. They cannot be trusted to police themselves because they take less action to impose those internal boundaries and morals upon themselves than they do to effectuate change within the legal system--that is to say, none at all.

Been wondering that too. China exports all kinds of crazy analogues for popular drugs to various countries. (Mainly to the US & Mexico.) These unknown substances, aka research chemicals, aren’t even illegal as they aren’t officially documented beyond being research materials. Eventually they do get declared, but they usually enjoy a sweet period where import is perfectly legal.

Sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension is EXACTLY what I needed to see today... Truly horrific...

His audience wasn’t one that holds family wealth against anyone, they’d be impressed by his successful grandparents and parents. He might take a little nepo baby/ trust fund ribbing but big deal.

I am not very sure how the audience would have reacted. I am torn between the loyalty of the vast legions of tards he managed to hold on through late 2022 to mid-2023 and the inherent admission of dishonest of image that precipitated the disaffection of those original fans.

What is certain is that he would have retained SOME audience if he had kept to content creation on some reliable basis. Freed of money concerns, he could have even made low-effort content 2-3 times a week. I believe that the stress of trying to build up the channel is what eventually made him commit to the degeneracy. He may have been able to continue the façade if he were a small streamer, but Nick reached for the sun like Icarus and fell.

I also don’t believe for a second that Nick tried to go it all by himself and support his family on his own and couldn’t afford groceries at times. Never happened. Maybe he and Kayla had to live in an apartment while they shopped around for the family house his parents would provide for them. I’ll at least give someone credit for house #1 being practical for a growing family, but the trust really splurged on big 90’s dream house for Nick the next time. Those five kids really paid off.

The parents even let him use the old house as rental income. The fact Nick is trying to sell it says a lot.

There is a clip where Nick claimed EBT and Section 8 housing. It is part of his 'hood' flex that he does, I wager.

Here are some related clips:

The current house is an upgrade on the original one but it's nothing exceptional. It doesn't even have enough bedrooms for each of the kids to have their own. The parcel of land is big and being surrounded by woods is nice, but I doubt that's unusual in that area.

Also, the second house was next-door, which I find hilarious and puzzling at the same time.

Grifty challenges the kiwifig he's been arguing with on twitter to a live camera on debate on his channel.
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as opposed to gobbling down gospel like it's fucking gospel.
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Griffty has apparently streamed about nick before five months ago.

Is this the 'profiting off Nick's misery' that Nick's friends scolded us for? I'm not sure what the current rules are because they are changing constantly.

Forgive this lurker, but I felt compelled to make an autistic Cokeita/Cuckeita Collage from all the great faces that have been posted. Hope you find your fave in there lol
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There is a dedicated meme thread. I only mention it because I like thee things and have a hard time finding them later, so I encourage posting these in the main thread and the meme thread for archival purposes.

The "American affectation" you think of are retards (read: Beauty Parlor contestants) who think a man asking woman to cook is literally beating them back to the kitchen and demanding them to make sandwiches for the rest of time eternal, so they wouldn't touch a kitchen or learn how to cook even if they died from starvation to get a one up on the men.

I grew up with a lot of Slavic, Romanian, and Polish community where cooking for the family is a core value and skill. Look at Poland, Hungary, and Romania's government that are subsidising mortgages, banning work in cafes on weekends, and doing everything they can to up their birth rates.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Nick’s MySpace

People use MySpace still?

 

[Strix454]

I said then, as I'm saying now, I'm not wasting 2.5 hours on a low tier Balldoguard

Here is a summary:

He is a dumb fat guy who wants to preach about how great hard drugs are. He presents the usual druggie technicality arguments as to why Nick can't be guilty of anything that he has been charged with. The guy really doesn't believe in current drug laws or child protection laws. If he would just come out and say that rather than do all his dumb chickenshit arguments about legal technicalities, his videos would last about ten minutes and he would be making a more useful argument (that I would still disagree with).

He goes through the charging information, the warrant and the probable cause in Nick's case. But he doesn't know anything about the law so what he is says is just a bunch of nonsense.

A few selected arguments
- Kids are hungry all the time. You can draw any conclusions about a kid saying they are hungry.
- Kids today are weird. Often they wear dirty clothes or the same clothes day after day by their own choice.
- Just because you are wearing the same clothes don't mean you didn't change them. Many people have whole closets full of the same clothing.
- Just because you are wearing dirty clothes doesn't mean you didn't shower.
- What Nick's kid's suffered wasn't "real" neglect about abuse. Fat internet guy knows about real abuse and it would scare us if he saw it.
- "I dont think Nick is this addict like people think he is. My main case is that he is just snorting it". Real cocaine junkies (not Nick) according to him either smoke crack or inject cocaine. Nobody can have a coke problem if they only snort it.
- Nick's cokestream was understandable. Anyone who suffered a defeat like Nick did against Monty in the appeals court would have needed something that night.
- Drug's can keep you from reaching your best potential as a parent, but they don't lower you to your worst potential as a parent. Drug use is unrelated to parental ability.

This is probably the highlight of the video. Grubby shares his own story of being a drug-abusing parent. His life was hard and drugs helped him get through the day. One way to interpret what he is saying is that his wife at the time had their third child was a drug user. He clearly says they were taking drugs before and after the birth.

The net on Grubby is that he was a sub white trash drug user married to a drug using whore who had three children while they were living their life of drugs and were probably swinging (though he doesn't actually fully admit to swinging). In his mind, all of that was completely rational and its just the way that alot of people live.

To a guy like Grubby, everything Nick was doing was mild and nothing special. Because Grubby judges everything by the rock-bottom standards of his own life. Grubby judges Nick by the standards of crackhead hood rat parents and held to that standard, Nick isn't all that bad.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So, nobody in the house knows how to make whole foods? How worthless is Kayla? How can someone be a mother for 15 years and don't know how to cook? Nobody knows how to make a quality steak? Nobody knows how to do quality protein? Does the diet of the kids consists of just empty carbs coming from cake and junk food (such as spaghetti-os)? If so, It's no surprise that some of the kids, and parents, might suffer from emotional issues. This kind of garbage diet is poison for you brain and body.

Chicken, rice, broccoli. Couldn’t even do that and it’s easy to maneuver into other ways of cooking with sauces. Spaghetti isn’t that hard. And even as a mom you’d think there’d be some desire to try to cook or attempt for the kids.

The 9 y/o testing positive is more like the Faith revenge porn situation though. That's what really fucked Ralph (I think @Haru Okumura calls it the "inflection point" of Ralph's downfall). He never recovered from it, and probably never will. Not to mention Nick is spilling hard, and something even worse might yet happen.

I think the whole Mandy thing should’ve been it because that blew him up as lolcow of the year. Null on MATI constantly wanted him to pull up and Nick stubbornly kept doing drunk streams. I think when the Farms crowns you lolcow of the year that should be the inflection point. He’s just been accelerating through since then without missing a beat. And Ralph I think was being hated for a long while before he showed himself sniffing shit and that just broke the internet.

But cows man. It’ll be obvious to anyone to stop and assess, but not cows. They just take it as a challenge.

Anyway. Nick released the Aaron sex videos to absolutely own him! It would be soooo embarrassing to put up a video of him fucking your wife (or better let you fucking April and giving her an orgasm (something Aaron has never done)

 

[Meat Target]

This is the Libertarian Fallacy that lolbertarians exhibit well. They want all the freedom without any of the responsibility. They cannot be trusted to police themselves because they take less action to impose those internal boundaries and morals upon themselves than they do to effectuate change within the legal system--that is to say, none at all.

Tolkien was correct when he said the worst job of any man, even saints, is to boss others around, because not one in a million is fit for it. But even if it's a dirty job, someone has to do it.

One of the functions of government is to prevent people from violating the rights and wellbeing of other people. Some will do whatever they want, no matter how much it harms others, until they are stopped by force.

The enforcers are never going to be perfect, but it's better than just throwing our hands up and having total chaos. America in particular is a long-running experiment of how to balance individual rights and the common good.

 

[3MMA]

@3MMA u47700 is not stronger than fent/H. I have extensively “researched” it. The only way its stronger than h/fent is if its adulterated. Just FYI. Not looking to argue about it. I agree than Nick is likely using RCs to dance around his probation restrictions though. I dont watch him but the most popular RCs right now are benzos. There are hundreds of legal benzos EASILY accessible at the click of a button. I can have 1000 Nitrazolam bars delivered by Monday if i so chose to. Does he seemed Benzo’d out or just disassociated? Because the next easiest RC to find is Ketamine analogues.

Are you saying you’re selling here? Lmao, just messing around there, but in the previous post I was referring to a specific adulterated version responsible for a dozen OD’s in the Pacific Northwest recently, being called Pink Fent usually. (It was coming out of N.Carolina being sold by one guy all over the East Coast & beyond via one of a dozen drug trafficking sites on TOR.) I didn’t specify that in my post particularly because I wasn’t looking to start the next thread tangent on lame designer drug BS. If anyone wants that, they can go browse one of the druggy forums like Erowid Vault or Bluelight or a number of sites where the psychonaughts, Feds, & wannabe drug wizards hang at the moment.

A few people ITT have mentioned the research chemical theory to partially explain Nickers continued super cray cray (technical term) behavior & I think it likely. He was already busted with Ketamine in pill form. The cartels love to press research chems into pills & sell them to the rich & desperate right over the border for an insane markup price. There was also an unidentified brown substance that has yet to be identified in Nick’s drug stash when the warrant was served & Casa del Cuckold was tossed. None of that is new information though easily accessible enough ITT with a search. (It was near the end of May ‘24.)

Kayla aka Lady Gollum is a known benzo user so it’s not a stretch to think that Nick would pop a Xanax or Ativan from ourwife’s RX after a hard night of balldoing his brain with drugs. Maybe more often than that. Plus it could’ve contributed to buying research chemicals if Kaylas RX ever ran low too soon. Many are legal to ship or exist in a gray area of shipping legality.

As for the last Q, Nick hasn’t appeared benzoed out or particularly sedated on a stream recently. He’s appeared (publicly on streams or from online X posting) really wired up, especially manic. So, dissociated from objective reality, yes, but not because of any particular central nervous system depressant. The dissociative aspect seems to stem from something psychological in nature, possibly exacerbated by drugs, but unknown exactly. It’s something to watch for though.

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ETA: typo. Also wanted to add in how reprehensible & totally lame people who try & represent drug abuse as something cool to the next generations are. Nick thinks drugs= coolness. I’m not necessarily saying all who use are horrible, but that promoting “cool druggy guy” bullshit to kids is reprehensible & unforgivable.

 

[Desktop User2]

Grifty challenges the kiwifig he's been arguing with on twitter to a live camera on debate on his channel.
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Griffty has apparently streamed about nick before five months ago.

I know every LOLbert is 12 in mind but is he actually 12yo?
Edit: nvm, giving @Strix454 background on this fat retard, he just seems to be bottom of the barrel trailer trash.

 

[Stiffy]

I didn’t see these posted yesterday (apologies if they were) but Nick returned to engage with Wil Herren’s comment section later in the day.

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Insane how he thinks he’s a victim here.

That's the m.o. of the covert narcissist. I'm the victim! It's your fault Kiwifags! Projecting, blame shifting, refusing to take accountability, and passive aggressive retaliation because they're cowards unlike an in your face typical grandiose narcissist. Most people just didn't notice the true deeply disordered Nick Rekieta because he put on a very convincing mask online as the trad Christian family man and law expert. It finally took him being a serious addict, and public disclosure of his degenerate lifestyle to make the mask come completely off.
What's baffling to me is there are still people who believe his constant lies and confabulations even after he's been exposed. I really liked the "grew up on the mean streets of Houston" Like he was homies with the Geto Boys in the Fifth Ward or something. What a faggot nerd!