Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[IglyUglyOh]

instead of being told they are hard workers,

I remember reading an article maybe ten years ago and an admissions official from an Ivy said they avoided kids whose recommendation letters said ‘hard worker.’ The logic being that if they had to work hard in HS they couldn’t handle the school. I was flabbergasted by that.

I worked hard in HS and college was comparatively easy. We had probably the last of the battleaxe Irish nuns. And honestly the coursework was more challenging than college, some of my professors were shockingly dumb.

That was a real eye opener.

But I think Pat was likely promoted as gifted by his mother because she understands the way college admissions officers think.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

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Not to get too far off-topic, but I have no sympathy for someone who lives in a place with exorbitant tax rates and then complains about how high their taxes are. You didn't research that shit before you bought your house? Same with people who complain about their HOA. You couldn't pay me to live in a place that's ruled over by a bunch of self-important Karens with too much time on their hands. I live out in the middle of nowhere, my property taxes are low and I seldom ever talk to my neighbors and I sure as hell don't care about their opinions about what I do with my own property.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

I remember reading an article maybe ten years ago and an admissions official from an Ivy said they avoided kids whose recommendation letters said ‘hard worker.’ The logic being that if they had to work hard in HS they couldn’t handle the school. I was flabbergasted by that.

I worked hard in HS and college was comparatively easy. We had probably the last of the battleaxe Irish nuns. And honestly the coursework was more challenging than college, some of my professors were shockingly dumb.

That was a real eye opener.

But I think Pat was likely promoted as gifted by his mother because she understands the way college admissions officers think.

Fatrick never went to any school of any kind. He is illiterate and fat. Aint no pig allowed in no fancy book learnin school

 

[Dean Pentel]

Like why not just fucking leave this till the morning?! why not just fucking....fucking sleep for fuck sake?! The stalkerchild xeet aint gonna vanish in those hours so why...why stay up at three in the fucking morning on a saturday NOCHILDing a stalkerchild xeet you ignored during the waking hours?!

This is why your recorD will never be correcT, child. Enjoy forcefully sodomizing fat faggots.

 

[femoralcanal]

Page 575 in the books. What an amazing journey.
Musk has taken over Twitter, the Idiots are winning and Patrick has gotten fatter. @Mr Moonface deserves a special mention for always bringing the goods and laughs with amazing posts.

Perplexingly, there have been no 'enjoy prisons' yet. Fat Pat has said prison a couple of times in his insane screeds, but it's not a tagline yet. It's coming soon and I can't wait!

Keep the reports of your odyssey coming. I wish I could once again experience the Patverse for the first time. Since I can't, to do it vicariously through new Patposters is about the next best thing.

Enjoy the obese ride.

 

[AnOminous]

That's how I read his Problem Solving classes, as a sped thing.

That actually sounds possible. If he actually had to ride the short bus, though, he'd have sperged about it at some point.

I don't believe he aced his tests because I know he's fucking retarded.

I KNOW he didn't ace his tests. The math just doesn't work. 1.2 GPA speaks for itself. That's literal tard tier. Pat is mentally retarded.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

(the audio of him trying to get a restraining order on BDA)

He is just so gosh-darned unlikable.
I would have loved to be sitting in on this and seeing the magistrate's face.
THat is NOT what OCCURED!

God, he sounds like a such a petulant faggot. You just know he wanted to child the judge at the end there. I really hope his lawsuit against the MPD goes to trial.

 

[AprilRains]

That actually sounds possible. If he actually had to ride the short bus, though, he'd have sperged about it at some point.

Yeah, that was persiflage on my part. I don't think he actually qualified for sped classes. He just sucked a lot and was arrogant with it. Why bother to try and educate him?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

God, he sounds like a such a petulant faggot. You just know he wanted to child the judge at the end there. I really hope his lawsuit against the MPD goes to trial.

I'm surprised that the judge didn't smack him in the face with the gavel. There's a reason why he could make a pacifist beat him up.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I KNOW he didn't ace his tests. The math just doesn't work. 1.2 GPA speaks for itself. That's literal tard tier. Pat is mentally retarded.

Patrick would never shut the fuck up about any accomplishments or accolades. Ever.

It doesn't matter if they're decades old, he'd be oinking about them if they happened or he had any proof they once did. PRs in the gym, articles about a lisping, effeminate knife fighter putting someone in the hospital, trophies for shooting competitions, etc.

This for sure includes any tests he aced, even back in HS.

I think this is the best reason we know for sure he lies about everything and none of what he claims occurred.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

I KNOW he didn't ace his tests. The math just doesn't work. 1.2 GPA speaks for itself. That's literal tard tier. Pat is mentally retarded.

Thinking about this has reminded me what an absolute shitshow public schools were in the 90s. I'm about the same age as Rick and back then the schools only cared about keeping kids from dropping out so state politicians could brag about raising graduation rates. There was a special class in my school for kids with "behavioral problems" ie they had punched a teacher or something. They literally gave these kids school credit for mowing the grass and hanging out in the gym all day. The class was "taught" by the football/weightlifting coach, probably because he was the only teacher who was jacked enough to knock these kids on their asses if they tried to fight him.
My point being that anyone who showed up on a semi-regular basis and put any effort whatsoever into their work could have achieved at least a 2.0 GPA. Rick clearly didn't even do that. And I guarantee that they made sure that he graduated because they wanted to get rid of him.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

You can even see the superfluous space between words here, showing that Pat may have for once considered telling the truth about where he matriculated — then decided against it.

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Yeah he was about to release that and then realized how stupid it would make him look to brag about getting a 1.2 GPA and go to UWM

 

[Something Awful]

Wow, based!



True enough.

 

[Roland TB-303]

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Wow, based!

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True enough.

Like a whole generation of mentally stunted soyboys, he proves yet again he doesn’t have the capacity for rationalisation outside of modern goyslop media.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Rick's cope is he never did homework but always aced tests but I know this is bullshit because I did that (actually did not always ace tests but did pretty well) and had better grades. They were in serious underachiever territory but nowhere as bad as Rick's. Frankly I'm surprised he wasn't in some kind of sped program with that and was allowed to pass at all.

I assume he was so much of an insufferable CHILD they just wanted to be rid of him.

I never did my homework as I had to work after school but I did do it the next day at school as courses for say Math were every other day. I never studied for my tests as I never had time but usually passed each one. I found when I did my schooling from home I had far more time to work on things because I didn't have to work at everyone else's speed and didn't have to write a ton of notes that took up 70 minutes out of the 80 minute class. Not everyone learns that way, some of us prefer to read to learn which was my preferred way so it cut down on so much time. I was finishing classes a lot sooner than any other kid which teachers didn't like but fuck them. Learn to teach, not like I was in their classes anymore. Majority of the people in my social studies (History) and Language Arts (English), couldn't even read and here I was still learning English doing better than them.

Only class I think of that you can get away with doing nothing and even not showing up is CALM (career and life management) that basically supposed to teach you to look for work and budget your money.
Most teachers just throw on a movie though. It's a free 3 credit course.

We also had up to two free classes in high school that you can either choose to have no classes or take up extra courses for the credits if you didn't think you'd get the 100 needed. There were a lot of stupid kids that took that time off instead making sure to get the credits needed to get into a university.

People like Patrick will just do the bare minimum, even less if their parents were teachers because they can just coast by on that.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i just slept in class a good 30 percent of the time because playing video games on my PlayStation 2 was much more important than coursework.

 

[NaggotFigger]

November 3 reports.

Spoiler: Ragepig

12 enjoy prisons in total.

Extra picture of Rick's attempt at pepper harvesting:

 

[Judge Holden]

The youtube algorithm threw this at me so I decided to rework the lyrics of this classic song out of autistic boredom and my own need to loudly declare how much of a goofy yet lovably 2edgy and interesting person I am to a kiwifarms subforum

Judge Holden went to Milwaukee. He was lookin' for a buck to break.
He was in a bind, he needed some nig behind, he had an evil thirst to slake
When he came across this fat man workin' on a grinder and rollin' it hot.
And Judge Holden jumped upon a rusty mustang and said, "Pig, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I like usin niggers, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you grind pretty good negerwurst, Pig, but give the ole Judge his due.
I bet a dildo of gold 'gainst your hole 'cause I think I'd rather fuck you."

The pig said, "My name's not Pig, child, and it never was
This is where your life ends stalker" he oinked in a smug voice full of pozz

Fatrick lube your micro-dick and get it fuckin hard.
'Evenings Red in Milwaukee and Judge Holden wants your lard.
And if you win you get this shiny dildo made of gold,
But if you lose Judge Holden gets your hole

Judge Holden opened up his pants and he said, "I'll start the show."
And lube flew from his fingertips till his pecker was aglow.
And he grabbed a coon from the street who looked like Tariq Nasheed.
And when he thrust his pecker deep the nigger's eyes began to bleed.

When Judge Holden finished, Fatrick said, "You're clinically obsessed,
a terrorist cyberstalker...wait why are you still undressed?"

"Fuck this bet i'm taking you now!"
"Gonna bend you over and make you my sow"
"Scream harder pig, while your pooper I plow".
"Oh god so loose FUCK IM CUMMING NOW!"

Judge Holden smiled down at the pig he had made so humble
He admired the cratered piggy ass, heard Fat's sobbing mumble
Holden said, "Fatrick ill be back tonight, oh and I need to use your can"
As Holden went to rape his toilet next, Fatrick wept a broken man.
And he heard:

"Jesus christ this place is a dump!"
"Worst fuckin place I ever emptied my rump"
"Oh hey Nikkki, your cunt smells like a sump".
"Running out of rhymes now so....VOTE TRUMP!"

My own slow morning aside, lil piggy left a mildly interesting comment on threads


Were I feeling cruel I would wonder whether pigtits is having some second thoughts about hooking up with a pill popping plank whose likes to use her barren cooter as an ebonic-toot hookah

 

[MilkThePig]

Repeating the same phrase, over and over, is bound to do bad things to his already warped psychology.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ey fatrick vaguely alludes to his daughter at last!

......by oinking about how he would love to see her/mama raven/nikkki roaming around in bikinis