Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[IamnottheNSA]

Nick wishes he could give off this energy by eating a single Dorito:

He's giving off that energy by consuming alcohol:

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Is this demonic possession or is stupidity a virus?

Considering when all this startred happening after, demonic possession.

I just hope we eventually get to see an exorcism stream.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The most popular one was in December 20th 2022 where he spoke to the devastating effects of pregnancy on his wife (destroyed body, "flabby stomach skin", "pancake tits down to her waist"). Nick is fine with it... but she won't be. Nick then goes on to describe the sheer stress and what a drain on time/resources kids are.

That still makes me fucking cringe watching it. Like bruh, BRUH! That's your fucking WIFE you disrespectful faggot. I know she's a pilled out zombie but it's still the mother of his fucking kids. Jesus Christ get a fucking grip you prick. Shoulders like that and his big fucking nose and he talks about her like that... Qayla was punching down tbh, and if she hadn't got with a narcissistic abusive faggot like Balldo maybe she wouldn't be the zombie coke whore she is today.
Watching this at the time made me think he was a prick and it's still cringe. Plus look at all the time he rubs his nose, was he already on the shit?

And he's full of shit anyway. My wife's tits are fucking great. Sucks to be you Nick.

 

[Briareus]

Coming back to Rekieta after a vacation really puts into perspective how fucking fast things have gone. I was gone for 10 days while deliberately staying in the dark and it has been truly nuts.

It almost gives you whiplash to consider that most everything being discussed right now occured over only the second half of October, with seemingly new meltdowns and spergouts every single day! It's truly an amazing time to be a Rekieta hater, right here on this wonderful Apteryx Agricultural discussion site!

 

[Oliver Onions]

I was once a frequent viewer of Rekieta, but I became a frequent poster because:

I can still remember the first ever Nick video I watched (but not how I became aware of it). It was his debate with Shane, the dude who cooked shoes and whose chair was disintegrating in real time.

I remember thinking Hedonism and the bottle up the ass was kind of sketch, but I can't remember exactly at what point I switched over to 'this guy's a fucking asshole'. Maybe after Null dropped the shower call lore.

Will she answer the call?

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"The Scandinavian prudes know, dump eet coke in the kid's hair."

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

This guy was king of the world doing the Kyle Rittenhouse trail. What the fuck happened? Are right wing YouTubers destined to become lolcows?

 

[Procrastinhater]

She's "29 years young" according to her babepedia page.

She's 29? Thats a rough 29. She looks ten years older. All that partying takes it out of you I guess.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick needs helllp

He needs to help himself to a bump or ten and a case of bourbon.

 

[YouTube Autist]

>Exposed as a sex weirdo
>Spends all day arguing with trolls on the internet
>Thinks all his problems will vanish when he wins his ongoing court case (he won't)
>Not a real lawyer

He's turning into Russell Greer.

 

[AmpleApricots]

I said it before but this guy has a major Lowtaxian energy. I think there's a real chance of him pulling a Lowtax, if not going the full family annihilator route. I'll quote this if it happens.

 

[Glowie]

I am little slow in the mind so I need little help to explain Grifty reasoning: how does moving out of state justify crack smoking using money given by your donors?
I'm a little retarded to see how anything would justify cocaine use.

 

[Pagan Min]

It’s crystal fuckin’ clear that Nick is the little prince of his parents eye.

I'm SO going to borrow that phrase to start describing Li'l Nicky...

Nick needs helllp

The only thing Nick needs is a rope -- and NOT for making a tire swing this time...

Rekieta's stupid rant about how Nerds needed to be beaten to death

Followed shortly by Nick meeting the same fate.
(Yeah, having a child test positive for a MASSIVE amount of coke doesn't sit well with me or MOST thinking adults...)

Yup. Nick is still blaming everyone else for the situation he has found himself in. Aaron, the pastor, former nanny, the cop and Kayla's sister. All lied and caused him this problem.

He takes zero accountability for any of it. Pretends he was in total control of his drugs and booze despite that super messed up stream and looking like a ghoul.

He's just following the Principal Skinner playbook...

I think it would really help for her to get it off her chest. Help her see clearly.

Her chest is so flat already, letting anything else off of it would make it even MORE board-like!

 

[Glowie]

His spiral appears to have no bottom and I am not sure things aren't going to get a lot darker in the next year or two.

This saga is going to end in suicide or murder suicide isn't it?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think Grifty might be legitimately brain damaged. More so than most Balldoguards.

- So "Korean Roof Sniper" posits that charging Aaron with the felony version of revenge pornography is dumb, and they'll likely just be left with the "misdemeanour" version of that charge (I agree, BTW, and have said as much here).

Besides accent, please explain the difference in pronunciation?

Also, please cite all the cases lost by typographical errors. Nick used to point these out all the time and explain that (even horrendous ones where party names were swapped) were harmless 'scrivener errors'.

This is some next-level idiocy. Maybe he is smoking something, or he is legitimately 70 IQ.

Nick needs helllp

He might actually have 'hell-p' and be legitimately possessed. His mod seemed to think so in early 2022 and 2023.

Whilst I understand why Null has been offering April & Kayla money for the videocam footage and it is a great troll on Rekieta, it simply isn't enough money to get them to go along with releasing the video footage. The amount of money needed would simply be far too much to expect Null to have.

Rekieta's stupid rant about how Nerds needed to be beaten to death, was one of the more pathetic rants I have ever seen.

He just showed how heartbroken he is over his dire position in life, and it is all his own fault.

His spiral appears to have no bottom and I am not sure things aren't going to get a lot darker in the next year or two.

It is enough for nore than a few lines of cocaine. They might be as short-sighted as Nick--totally not an addict. The new clips in the OP say so!

Yup. Nick is still blaming everyone else for the situation he has found himself in. Aaron, the pastor, former nanny, the cop and Kayla's sister. All lied and caused him this problem.

He takes zero accountability for any of it. Pretends he was in total control of his drugs and booze despite that super messed up stream and looking like a ghoul.

I added clips to the OP from Nick's September stream, and he explains exactly why people are wrong to want accountability from him. You dont understand that the government misunderstands him, and he is different. Lawyers are magicians, and magic words can make it all go away. He was never a addict like the other people in 'recovery'.

And not just because they’re cringy boomers filling their lives with distractions pretending they’re 35. (I fucking guarantee that they swing.)

I am not sure... It would certainly put his wanting to know about his parents' sex life as a child in perspective... Drexel's licence to tell the same swinging stories ad naseum would also make sense. I wonder if Drexel knew or cared about the swinging?

He's giving off that energy by consuming alcohol:
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Art.

 

[Oxyjen]

Besides accent, please explain the difference in pronunciation?

There’s no difference.

It's truly an amazing time to be a Rekieta hater, right here on this wonderful Apteryx Agricultural discussion site!

I’d love a commemorative silver coin for this.
3 wolf motif on one side, smug Aaron mugshot on the other. I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

 

[keke]

The most popular one was in December 20th 2022 where he spoke to the devastating effects of pregnancy on his wife (destroyed body, "flabby stomach skin", "pancake tits down to her waist").

When the porn addiction is histrionic.

 

[Briareus]

I’d love a commemorative silver coin for this.
3 wolf motif on one side, smug Aaron mugshot on the other. I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

I will be us in Latin? I did a quick translate via Google, it doesn't want to translate "us" but changing it to "we" gives "Ego Autem" which has a neat ring to it, if short.
Otherwise, a classic like "Pride before the Fall" works as well.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Besides accent, please explain the difference in pronunciation?

I know you're replying rhetorically to the balldoguard, but I couldn't help myself.
UK /ˌmɪsdɪˈmiːnə(ɹ)/
US /ˌmɪsdɪˈmiːnɝ/
No difference except accent. And sperging about orthographic differences between between /ou/ and /o∅/ is even more retarded. Man, this guy is both dumb and stubborn.

I will be us in Latin? I did a quick translate via Google, it doesn't want to translate "us" but changing it to "we" gives "Ego Autem" which has a neat ring to it, if short.
Otherwise, a classic like "Pride before the Fall" works as well.

A better latinist is needed, but a literal translation could be Ego ero nos.

 

[keke]

Women have breasts solely to feed their children. What they look like after five kids is nothing they should be shamed over, especially by the father of those five children on a public livestream.

The signs really were all there. No wonder Kayla decided to get plastic surgery and mentally vacate earthly existence.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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What years of heat allergy does to a nigger.

Spoiler: original

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
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He really is bootleg Harry Du Bois
Except Harry when lucid was somewhat competent and likable.