Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[chalkyresidue]

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The real ramblings of a bpd woman or nick trying his best at being april to make us think it's not him holding the account?

This might be late, bjt umtl sjhe starts typingh lik this, it’s probably not Nick

 

[Artaius]

Rekieta tweet spree in progress:

"Nit because I'm tough, but because things make you mad yhar shouldn't." - Nick Rekieta

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"You should get your testosterone checked for soy."

Nick should get his children checked again for coke exposure.

 

[MadStan]

I love LOLCOW's perspective on life; they (not just Nick) go from:

I have a thriving family (kids) or parents on my side.
I won the fights people tasked me with.
I am an Influencer
I am strong enough to have vices and control them which is why I'm a Opinion Leader.
I have support from thousands.
I have entities seeking my content and I have offers.
I can fight for others as I have influence and respect.
I have red line and morals I follow.
Without my parents help I'd still be successful because it is who I am.
Others with the same vices are different because they aren't successful and can't control themselves.
I stream in a reasonably well set up staged environment.

But after their brains are fried, they claim MORE success when they are losers:

I have a family I've managed to keep together despite the Government tearing it apart.
The Government has at one time or another considered me a danger to my own kids.
I won the fight I started. And the ones I lost aren't my fault for losing.
I have multiple Court matters I'm losing because the world is fucked. I win some which shows my issues I created with the Law makes me totally right.
I have lost most viewership and am mostly watched for laughs.
I have support from a few scant cling-ons and groupies, but everyone else of reputation has abandoned me.
I've lost meaningful sponsorship / contracts.
I have children who hate me or don't see me.
I have no actual moral boundaries at all and I tell my wife/partner when those lines have changed.
I am no longer even qualified by Law to be what I say but who cares.
My vices are my problem and not anyones else but I actually have no problem, the law is over reaching.
No one wants me on their channels and I am dead in the water.
Without Mommy's money or support (home, trust etc), I am fucked.
I stream ALONE, with terrible props behind me to show the world I'm cool.
If I get a guest, they too, are declared LOLCOWs
I will stream while in my car because people must hear from me.

Is there a LOLCOW medication out there they are all taking?

 

[Desktop User2]

I certainly wouldn't argue with you, but that would still count as charisma. I'm talking presence and persuasiveness. Same as you.

It was his dump stat that got him by for years.

Conversely, he put like a 1 in legal acumen, and he masked his true alignment of chaotic evil as chaotic good.

(Yeah, I know, but since we're all "nerds," I might as well lean into it when explaining what the issue with him is. It amuses me).

I´m not a Nick connoisseur but I´d like to believe Nick worked for his initial audience because he was somewhat of an echo to a lot of nerdy right leaning Internet people but in a, at the time, pretty niche market, which makes it funnier he is in open rebellion against this specific crowd now.
I always found his personality grating...

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

That still makes me fucking cringe watching it. Like bruh, BRUH! That's you fucking WIFE you disrespectful faggot.

Yeah I lost a lot of respect when he started doing that shit.

I just hope his kids didn't hear him speak like that about their mom, no matter how wrecked, drugged out & ghoulish she may look when your dad is saying that shit it's going to fuck you up.

 

[OrionBalls]

Is there a LOLCOW medication out there they are all taking?

It's ego and inflated sense of self-worth. When people feel important to others, they reflect that behavior in productive ways, or sometimes they just self destruct. Tale as old as time. Addictive personalities never see themselves as part of. Only ever as below or above the others around them.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Presented without comment:

Hey Nick, that thing you're accusing Aaron of doing? That's called a "victory wank."

And anyway, bold words from someone accused by Aaron of repeatedly hitting himself over the head like an autistic child in similar circumstances.

 

[WelperHelper99]

this would be worth a silver coin to mark an occasion if he wins or losses @Null, I bought 3 of the silver Chris Chan coins.

That silver coin of Nick would be legendary. There would be so many things you could put on it. Obviously a balldo, proably some whiskey in there, the law pope hat, with nick's face in a drunken stupor. Oh i'd buy one lol.

 

[Law]

"Nit because I'm tough, but because things make you mad yhar shouldn't." - Nick Rekieta

This might be late, bjt umtl sjhe starts typingh lik this, it’s probably not Nick

No, chikd. It was never a law chabnel, little baby chilf. My daughter neber tested positive for cocaine, never has, nwver will. Those are merely your deludiobs, stalkwr.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I’d love a commemorative silver coin for this.
3 wolf motif on one side, smug Aaron mugshot on the other. I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

Needs a mugshot of Balldo somewhere in there too, looking as unappealing as possible.

 

[New & Improved Username]

we're gonna make it
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Ethan Ralph could impregnate a Mexican hooker and Corinne in a threesome, post a video of it and still not win at this point.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Grifty on the Joe/Good Lawgic show, note the messy kitchen.

Lol fat. I wonder how he feels about all of Rekieta’s fat and nerd jokes considering he is both.

 

[Carl Smallwang]

I doubt he can't pay. His brain is so fried, he just can't keep up with his bills. This is usually a common problem with homeless people. They lose all their executive functioning after drugs hollow out their skull. Most homeless Americans are covered by the welfare system if the file they right paperwork. But a common issue social workers run into are druggies who simply make filing that paperwork a nightmare. So Joe public has to deal with cities filled with soulless husks shitting in the streets.

It's ironic that Nick the libertarian has the skin conditions and neurosis of a homeless bum now, lol.

 

[Shopping Cart Nationalist]

I can’t think of appropriate Latin for it though.

Cuckis majoris

 

[Fortyone]

BREAKING NEWS!

As of November 1st, Nick Rekieta is no longer authorized to practice law in the State of Minnesota!

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https://archive.ph/bitJC

I don't think he holds a license in any other jurisdiction, either.

NON practicing NON lawyer.

EDIT to add: I anticipated this might finally happen, so I kept checking this past week (including yesterday), and it flipped over to Not Authorized today.

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

(However, if you'd like a good alternate theory, where CLE credits weren't the main issue, see here).

EDIT 2: Archive link added for posterity.
EDIT 3: Added link to post concerning CLE credits requirements.
EDIT 4: Typo.

How much felt and Ls can one man take in his life? Jesus christ Nick.

I sure hope the polyamory and cocaine was worth it

 

[OrionBalls]

So Joe public has to deal with cities filled with soulless husks shitting in the

Just want to say that those husks have souls, they're simply hidden away under years of the trauma of rough living, and self medicating that pain away. It's a vicious self-inflicted cycle of abuse and abusiveness. But it can get better, and for many of us, it does. You can wish for life, or you can wish for death, but you can't have both.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

This saga is going to end in suicide or murder suicide isn't it?

Nick is too much of a spineless faggot to kill himself or anyone else (excluding vehicular manslaughter while wasted).

Kayla is of course a non-entity.

April is a hunter and could probably kill someone, but at this point she's already completely debased herself. What would drive her to kill?

 

[mrt6732]

How much felt and Ls can one man take in his life? Jesus christ Nick.

I sure hope the polyamory and cocaine was worth it

There is nothing worse than people like Nick who build up something then throw it all away and then act all defiant whilst going down with the final flush in the toilet bowl.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Whilst I understand why Null has been offering April & Kayla money for the videocam footage and it is a great troll on Rekieta, it simply isn't enough money to get them to go along with releasing the video footage. The amount of money needed would simply be far too much to expect Null to have.

Nick couldn't afford $300 to keep his license.
April claims she can't afford a $20 webcam and that's why she jeopardized her legal case by connecting from Nick's studio.
Kayla never made any money and I doubt she has any control over their finances.
Money may be tight in the Balldo Bunker.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I said it before but this guy has a major Lowtaxian energy. I think there's a real chance of him pulling a Lowtax, if not going the full family annihilator route. I'll quote this if it happens.

He is far too self-centered to punch his own ticket.