Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Casval Rem Deikun]

If (when) the balldoman wins LOTY, can we please for the love of god get a silver coin like the Chrischan ones? It seems fitting that lolcows who spiral this hard and fast be immortalized in silver.

this would be worth a silver coin to mark an occasion if he wins or losses @Null, I bought 3 of the silver Chris Chan coins.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's "charisma" mainly came from being his ability to lie convincingly and say what people wanted to hear. Much like Boogie, Nick built a mask to hide his real self and come across as Mr. Christian Family Man of Humble Origins.

I certainly wouldn't argue with you, but that would still count as charisma. I'm talking presence and persuasiveness. Same as you.

It was his dump stat that got him by for years.

Conversely, he put like a 1 in legal acumen, and he masked his true alignment of chaotic evil as chaotic good.

(Yeah, I know, but since we're all "nerds," I might as well lean into it when explaining what the issue with him is. It amuses me).

 

[GuntOfTheLitter]

Man, Rekieta's physical and mental decline makes Ethan Ralph's decline look like a slow burn. It is truly shocking to witness and makes me never want to drink again.

 

[DickMain]

When we shook hands in introduction, I froze for a moment amazed & held her hand a split second too long.

Are you the one Adelle hasn't been able to shut up about for the better part of two decades

 

[AltisticRight]

I saw her a couple of times on the STMS when I listened to Karl's Who Are These Podcasts. She did not come across as all that sharp, but now she is a moron.

Nick has this devilish ability to make everyone around him including himself retarded. Is this demonic possession or is stupidity a virus?

He's an ink feeder. All the whores he scores covers themselves with shitty gnarly tattoos and then he disposes them.

He talked about looking into getting a chemical engineering degree

Yeah right.
He'll probably blow the classroom up.

I have dealt with people like this before. They would also argue nobody should be charged with drunk or reckless driving unless they get into an accident or kill somebody first.

I had an uncle who was like that and guess what happened?
My hatred of drunks behind wheels isn't at all irrational.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This is amazing.
Literally the only thing Nick had going for him was that he had a licence to practice law. No matter how fucked he was a few days ago, he had that and at least that's something. April could, in her gaslit, inebriated, and not very bright state, have thought "yeah we got caught with the coke, yeah Nick isn't as popular as he used to be online, yeah that bitch with a ruined body wants to leave Nick, but he's a lawyer and that's a good back-up to have. My man is a licensed attorney and I'm his qween. We're gonna make it!"
And now he doesn't even have that. He now has nothing. He won't be able to get a job good enough to support whatever the fuck is going on over there, he has multiple hardcore addictions that have and are destroying his body and mind, he's facing serious charges and actively doing everything he can to get the book thrown at him, I doubt his parents are happy with this whole situation, his marriage is fucked one way or the other, and it's one hundred percent his fault. He couldn't even pay the couple hundred bucks to keep the last little fingerhold he had on the cliff face that is his life, it's not even like he got it revoked for being a problem he just fucked it up of his own volition because he's a FUCKING RETARD.
, just .

 

[AnOminous]

That’s a nigger. Stop with the white face already.

NICK DINDU NUFFIN!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Late-ish

No “ish” about it. These have been posted and discussed over the past several pages.

Since his pals like Dax and Ralph are all-in on their “works,” I half-expect Nick to claim he and April were in cahoots and tricking everyone with these tweets. They’re that fucking dumb at this point.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The OP has been updated in an attempt to broadly cover the events of the last 3-4 months without being a blow-by-blow of what is covered in the legal threads.

Please let me know if you see any egregious errors or notable omissions, otherwise I expect I will have another revision in a few more months.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

No “ish” about it. These have been posted and discussed over the past several pages.

Yep. I missed the posts with her replies.
My bad.

 

[stupid frog]

this would be worth a silver coin to mark an occasion if he wins or losses @Null, I bought 3 of the silver Chris Chan coins.

Nah, he'd probably brag about it or something retarded.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

This is amazing.

Dude, he's dumb. I thought he'd be smart about this and attempt a redemption arc before he reached ROCK bottom, but that doesn't appear to be the case. I fully believe that Kayla is in the process of divorcing him or at least talking about it. The thruple is done. Rock bottom is imminent and all we should do is cue up the audio someone made of him singing Komm Susser Todd.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Dude, he's dumb. I thought he'd be smart about this and attempt a redemption arc before he reached ROCK bottom, but that doesn't appear to be the case. I fully believe that Kayla is in the process of divorcing him or at least talking about it. The thruple is done. Rock bottom is imminent and all we should do is cue up the audio someone made of him singing Komm Susser Todd.

Addicts who are narcissistic like Nick tend to bring a shovel and a pick with them when they reach rock bottom, the reason the First Step is admitting you have a problem is because of people like Nick.

 

[Tablet County]

We all know he's going to vote for his secret sweetheart, deep inside he still thinks he can win him over.
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"Jesus Mon"?

 

[thebigdream]

Addicts who are narcissistic like Nick tend to bring a shovel and a pick with them when they reach rock bottom, the reason the First Step is admitting you have a problem is because of people like Nick.

The first step is admitting that everyone else is the problem

 

[Kheapathic]

"Jesus Mon"?

Null's signature was leaked, we laughed at him, lurk more.

 

[Tablet County]

Null's signature was leaked, we laughed at him, lurk more.

I assumed from the "Mon" it was somebody he'd met at Hedo.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

The funniest outcome would be that he burned everything down for pussy, and that that pussy burns him in the end.

I might actually DIE of laughter. So that would be a small silver lining for Nick, I guess.

I've got an even funnier and weirder outcome, what if Nick was actually using April to leapfrog his way to Aaron's Cock (something he seems obsessed over), and what if that's why Aaron ultimately ended up leaving, Nick kept drugging Aaron in increasing doses and hoping he would reciprocate but Aaron was just creeped out.

In that Scenario Nick would have burnt his career down for Cock that he didn't get instead of Pussy that he did, and then got stuck with a dumb whore that he didn't want. Nick's an alternate version of Lester (from American Beauty) who wanted the Gay Neighbour rather than the Lester that wanted his daughter's best friend.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Are you saying you’re selling here? Lmao, just messing around there, but in the previous post I was referring to a specific adulterated version responsible for a dozen OD’s in the Pacific Northwest recently, being called Pink Fent usually. (It was coming out of N.Carolina being sold by one guy all over the East Coast & beyond via one of a dozen drug trafficking sites on TOR.) I didn’t specify that in my post particularly because I wasn’t looking to start the next thread tangent on lame designer drug BS. If anyone wants that, they can go browse one of the druggy forums like Erowid Vault or Bluelight or a number of sites where the psychonaughts, Feds, & wannabe drug wizards hang at the moment.

A few people ITT have mentioned the research chemical theory to partially explain Nickers continued super cray cray (technical term) behavior & I think it likely. He was already busted with Ketamine in pill form. The cartels love to press research chems into pills & sell them to the rich & desperate right over the border for an insane markup price. There was also an unidentified brown substance that has yet to be identified in Nick’s drug stash when the warrant was served & Casa del Cuckold was tossed. None of that is new information though easily accessible enough ITT with a search. (It was near the end of May ‘24.)

Kayla aka Lady Gollum is a known benzo user so it’s not a stretch to think that Nick would pop a Xanax or Ativan from ourwife’s RX after a hard night of balldoing his brain with drugs. Maybe more often than that. Plus it could’ve contributed to buying research chemicals if Kaylas RX ever ran low too soon. Many are legal to ship or exist in a gray area of shipping legality.

This could also explain Nick's weight loss. Amphetamines are a subclass of a broader category of drugs called phenethylamines....which are typically used as weight loss drugs. And some of them are abused by junkies seeking a legal high. Not that long ago a coworker of mine (who used to smoke meth) recounted to me about the time he popped phentermine - the dose he took kept him awake for two days straight.

Considering Nick's predilection for stimulants, it isn't that much of a stretch for him to dabble in prescription/research phenethylamines.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Will she answer the call?

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Hahahaha.

Had a long day of working, just got in, saw this, and it cracked me up.

Thanks for making my evening/morning better.