Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hrothgar]

Just so you all know, Sean is a bad attorney, and not thinking clearly... because he's fat.

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I also like how attorney is in quotation marks. Something tells me that might be a bad idea.

Let's see...

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Meanwhile...

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(Also, Chugi sounds familiar to me).


Or KickVic.

He fucked his own law license. Not severely. But enough.


Let's be clear: He wouldn't even do that. Nick is not nearly as generous as he wants people to believe he is.

I believe he likely fucked Lawtube out of money to some extent. I just think it's a lesser sin compared to the other crap he's done.

These people need to be studied. It's not just stupidity and a parasocial relationship with a drug addicted, child neglecting, cuck loser. There is something fundamentally wrong with their ability to process reality.

 

[Captain Manning]

Careful throwing around that praise, I think the honor belongs to Juju or Toe, or both. Definitely a man's praise that got to his heart in any case.

It is 100% Juju. I don't know why anybody would try and dispute this.

Aaron's humor isn't great, mind you, but fat jokes, along with pedo jokes, is classic Juju. The nerd thing is probably him too, since Juju likes to pretend he's chad.

The Canada thing is likely just that news article he linked to.

It all falls flat. He sucks. He'd fit right in with the Dabbleverse.

"Think about what he is doing online as an "attorney" should be a great example of that" (in relation to Sean)
FROM A FUCKING BALLDOGUARD; these people are utterly retarded to not realize the irony here...

Nick's not an attorney?! Well then, neither is Sean! And he's fat! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

These people need to be studied. It's not just stupidity and a parasocial relationship with a drug addicted, child neglecting, cuck loser. There is something fundamentally wrong with their ability to process reality.

That's why I wanna do a thread. It's worthy of study, but I don't want to crap up this thread during the times Rekieta goes full turbo sperg. I wanna see what @AltisticRight says.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Just so you all know, Sean is a bad attorney, and not thinking clearly... because he's fat.

It would explain why lardasses Grifty, Melton and Vito the Pedo think it's a good idea to balldoguard.

 

[Windy Moors]

No, they're not. Because that person is Juju the Cow.

I keep telling you people that.

Nick: "I called him fat again, but it has no effect! He keeps felting me!"
Juju: "Well, just keep at it!"

Is Rekieta also in denial about Juju's obesity problem? He could end up hurting the poor cows feelings by being such an ardent fatphobe.

 

[not william stenchever]

Not only do I trust Sean in a legal capacity infinitely more than AIDS skelly, I would also like to hear his opinion on his favorite kind of sandwich. I like smoked turkey.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He is far too self-centered to punch his own ticket.

It depends on how epically it owns the nerds, chuds and Kiwifarmers.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

I don't know if this was posted, but I was watching the latest video of Infinite Elgintensity and got sudden whiplash by the mention of the Balldoman

 

[repentance]

April stated that she could not show up at court in person without risking arrest for breaching an outstanding bond.

And yet she has shown up at the courthouse before. What outstanding bond is relevant now that wasn't relevant then? How will this not still be a risk in January? The PD knew exactly where to find her when they wanted to charge her, so why wasn't she worried about the outstanding bond then?

While the court likely wouldn't be impressed by her showing up for a remote hearing in person, she lies just as much as Nick and I hope it brings her undone (although I doubt it will).

 

[datura_binge]

And yet she has shown up at the courthouse before. What outstanding bond is relevant now that wasn't relevant then? How will this not still be a risk in January? The PD knew exactly where to find her when they wanted to charge her, so why wasn't she worried about the outstanding bond then?

While the court likely wouldn't be impressed by her showing up for a remote hearing in person, she lies just as much as Nick and I hope it brings her undone (although I doubt it will).

Unfortunately for society, liars rarely get punished. Courts seem to take the majority of lies as a "roll your eyes" type situation. Imo if you lie about anything willfully and the court finds out, you should automatically get the max penalty for whatever it is. Is that harsh? Yeah but fuck liars.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"I feel like a menu"? It really feels like the dude's brain is fried. Have any kind of nonsensical, half-formulated thought? Great, tweet it!

A menu...?

Sooooo another Denny's joke that makes no sense. Gotta love addict copying the same insults that KF uses aimed at ADDICT.

The joke is 'SEAN FAT!', because Sean is supposedly 'obsessed' with Nick the same way he is supposedly transfixed by a menu.

Sunday at noon is a weird time to tell strangers to kill themselves unprovoked. Wonder what happened.

Did he just get out of a Mass, or perhaps finish eating his ramen or single Dorito for lunch?

Nick's word obsession and fixation is a little strange. I use the same word three times on three different websites and I already start considering other options.

He's like a child who hears a naughty word and is compelled to repeat it.

Nick runs jokes into the ground because he is not very funny and forced to repeat the few humour hits he scores ad nauseum.

 

[Desktop User2]

The joke is 'SEAN FAT!', because Sean is supposedly 'obsessed' with Nick the same way he is supposedly transfixed by a menu.

Sure, but the opening salvo was the jilted woman tirade and then he immediately transitions to a fat joke. That´s why that reads weird.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

He is far too self-centered to punch his own ticket.

machine generated

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

I said it before but this guy has a major Lowtaxian energy. I think there's a real chance of him pulling a Lowtax, if not going the full family annihilator route. I'll quote this if it happens.

I could see a liar and a coward like Balldo becoming the next Chris Watts. He's so delusional he might think he can get away with it and start over with Ape.

 

[Strix454]

I’m buying that she’s been excluded, and that it’s probably on Kayla’s say-so or some family member pushing her.

The other possibility is CPS considerations. She is a co-defendant in a drug case with the parents. Keeping her away in exchange for getting the kids back seems like a real possibility. Especially if she doesn't have to take drug tests.

 

[Journoscum]

A menu...?

Sooooo another Denny's joke that makes no sense. Gotta love addict copying the same insults that KF uses aimed at ADDICT.

I think I've got it. You see, Sean is fat. So he would loot at menus a lot because he eats a lot. Nick is saying Sean is poring over him a whole lot, so he feels like a menu.

 

[3MMA]

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The real ramblings of a bpd woman or nick trying his best at being april to make us think it's not him holding the account?

Still a good 10-15 pages behind & trying to catch up, so hope this hasn’t been gone over & over again in detail. The above posts which the April Law1111 account made, read as if the author thinks she misbehaved or got something dreadfully wrong & is begging for another chance. Makes it seem like perhaps April threw down the typical side-chick ultimatum, that it’s either her or the Gollum, & Nick said he’d never leave his precious LadyGollum. Then the account user posts shit saying they’ll never ask that again. Simply one way these specific messages could be easily interpreted. No closer to deciding or even caring about who the OP author is, whether really a super depressed April, or personality disorder Nickcuck being faggy, it’s some hardcore emo bullshit that has no business existing in public for anyone who doesn’t love humiliation & extra attention.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

A Twitter user posted two interesting clips that I don't remember seeing in this thread. (Link to the Tweet | Archive)

One clip is him ironically talking about how you shouldn't do drugs in the same house where you have kids.

Another clip from the same stream shows him talking about a Caribbean lady he had a crush on. Who might this "fine ass black chic" be?

I checked @elb's videos but couldn't find the original full clip with these segments. It might be in this Locals post, judging by Elissa's clip thumbnails, but I could be wrong (I can't access this stream, as I'm not a Locals supporter).

Also, bonus clip:

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

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I read that Xeet and instantly thought of this scene from The Simpsons. It sums up Nick's recent social media activity quite succinctly.

couch surfing in LA or living as an in-house gimp for maddox will be his future, I'm certain of that.

I still believe it's entirely possible for Nick to end up joining the Gunt in Mexico, especially if he loses to Montagraph and mummy and daddy refuse to pay the judgement.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Still a good 10-15 pages behind & trying to catch up, so hope this hasn’t been gone over & over again in detail. The above posts which the April Law1111 account made, read as if the author thinks she misbehaved or got something dreadfully wrong & is begging for another chance. Makes it seem like perhaps April threw down the typical side-chick ultimatum, that it’s either her or the Gollum, & Nick said he’d never leave his precious LadyGollum. Then the account user posts shit saying they’ll never ask that again. Simply one way these specific messages could be easily interpreted. No closer to deciding or even caring about who the OP author is, whether really a super depressed April, or personality disorder Nickcuck being faggy, it’s some hardcore emo bullshit that has no business existing in public for anyone who doesn’t love humiliation & extra attention.

Aaron said that he'd let April move back in if she needed somewhere to stay, right after the arrests. This was before the revenge porn charges, though.

Aaron said he'd heard news that shook him up, just recently.

April has been posting about forgiveness, second chances, and begging someone to call her, just recently.

I wonder if these three things are related.

 

[Neetorino]

Aaron said that he'd let April move back in if she needed somewhere to stay, right after the arrests. This was before the revenge porn charges, though.

Aaron said he'd heard news that shook him up, just recently.

April has been posting about forgiveness, second chances, and begging someone to call her, just recently.

I wonder if these three things are related.

I have actually been curious if April had a "come to Jesus" moment and realized Nick was a dead end while Aaron was at least more stable. April flipping State's witness would be hilarious and definitely proof that the writing is on the wall for Nicky's prison stay.