Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tar&FeatherFurrys]

"Nit because I'm tough, but because things make you mad yhar shouldn't." - Nick Rekieta

He definitely types like he's been sober since June 5th.

It's pretty hilarious that I could hide the name and say Ethan Ralph said this after taking benzo's and liquor, and you wouldn't be able to disagree.

He's fallen that fucking low, as the hog himself would say "Sad! Pathetic!"

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Too many Chinese and Indian tourists there

Hate to inform, but they are NOT Tourists...
They are The Hoser Replacement Mob allowed to flood in by the Trudeau Govt.
Good luck finding affordable housing or timely medical care!
The wait list for M.A.I.D., however, is nice and short...

 

[unfer]

"In this moment, I am Balldo. Nit because I'm tough, but because things make you mad yhar shouldn't." - Nrrekieta

 

[AnOminous]

Considering Nick's predilection for stimulants, it isn't that much of a stretch for him to dabble in prescription/research phenethylamines.

There are lots and lots of phenethylamines, mostly popularized by research chemist Alexander Shulgin, many of which still have only foggily understood properties. They're often not tested for in normal drug tests and some of them have serious psychedelic properties. Often they're not even illegal, although the more popular ones generally eventually get outlawed in many places.

A major problem is the proper doses for them often aren't known, they're synthesized by people of questionable skill, and some are even potent enough to put on blotter paper like LSD (most drugs are not effective in amounts that small). Also some, like you point out, have unpredictable or unknown durations of effect.

I like the idea of Nick going into a Nickhole on some phenethylamine and having to show up two days later to court in an utterly deranged state. Well, more deranged than usual.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

How many cuck coins make a balldo buck?

10 cuck coins make 1 Balldo Buck and 100 Balldo Bucks make a Drexel Dollar.

 

[repentance]

Oh no is he suicide baiting now?

He's been doing it for a while now.

 

[Canoodler]

Nick is stealing insults from Fatrick now? There is truly no rock bottom for this man.

 

[RotPockets]

10 cuck coins make 1 Balldo Buck and 100 Balldo Bucks make a Drexel Dollar.

What is the conversion rate to delisted Coach Coins?

 

[repentance]

A major problem is the proper doses for them often aren't known, they're synthesized by people of questionable skill, and some are even potent enough to put on blotter paper like LSD (most drugs are not effective in amounts that small). Also some, like you point out, have unpredictable or unknown durations of effect.

While all of that it true, it's easy enough to find trip reports and threads answering "what dose of RC X should I take" online. There's an astonishing amount of information about research chemicals on regular websites and questions along the lines of "what RC is most like conventional illicit drug X, particularly in terms of Y effect" are frequent.

What's fascinating is the number of people who get that information and decide "imma double that"/redose/mix it with other drugs, etc. Nick would absolutely be one of those people.

 

[Major]

His homeless arc will be hilarious: calling everybody fat on the street during the day, blowing fat dudes for crack at night.

couch surfing in LA or living as an in-house gimp for maddox will be his future, I'm certain of that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dipshit doesn’t pay his bills or tickets but will pull out grandpa’s checkbook for another man. What a heterosexual approach to finance.

 

[legtard respecter]

He's probably got the money, so I think it's the CLE credits that fucked him. Somebody pointed out earlier they were due this year.

(However, if you'd like a good alternate theory, where CLE credits weren't the main issue, see here).

in the end, they managed to achieve something keffals never could

 

[AnOminous]

Representing April on her speeding tickets. But the payment in that case was a blowjob under the desk while streaming to satisfy his exibitionist fetish. Even then, they didn't show to the hearing for the speeding ticket

April is the kind of whore who sucks dicks for legal fees and then doesn't show up to court.

 

[Captain Manning]

Just so you all know, Sean is a bad attorney, and not thinking clearly... because he's fat.


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I also like how attorney is in quotation marks. Something tells me that might be a bad idea.

Let's see...


Hmmmm... Current Status, Active.

Meanwhile...




(Also, Chugi sounds familiar to me).

in the end, they managed to achieve something keffals never could

Or KickVic.

He fucked his own law license. Not severely. But enough.

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Dipshit doesn’t pay his bills or tickets but will pull out grandpa’s checkbook for another man. What a heterosexual approach to finance.

Let's be clear: He wouldn't even do that. Nick is not nearly as generous as he wants people to believe he is.

I believe he likely fucked Lawtube out of money to some extent. I just think it's a lesser sin compared to the other crap he's done to people.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

So he read some article about euthanasia being legal in Canada, and now his go-to response to the haters on X is telling them to go there so that they can commit suicide. He is morphing into Patrick Tomlinson in real time, except instead of "enjoy prison," it's "enjoy Canada."
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First it was calling people Nerds and now its telling everyone to go to Canada, Remember when Nick spoke about lawyers being magicians and finding the right words to make problems go aways? calling people Nerds and Canadians is never gonna do that. But Nick wouldn't know that because he's not a lawyer and so doesn't have access to the Secret Magic Word Club anymore, sorry but I don't make the rules Nick.

 

[WayTooSleepy]

>jilted woman
>menu
Whomever convinced Nick he is funny or witty is the funniest person on Earth.

Careful throwing around that praise, I think the honor belongs to Juju or Toe, or both. Definitely a man's praise that got to his heart in any case.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He really is bootleg Harry Du Bois
Except Harry when lucid was somewhat competent and likable.
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Specifically the shaved version.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Certain parts of Canada are breathtaking

Yeah, we know about the doctors there.

 

[Desktop User2]

Just so you all know, Sean is a bad attorney, and not thinking clearly... because he's fat.

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I also like how attorney is in quotation marks. Something tells me that might be a bad idea.

Let's see...

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Hmmmm... Current Status, Active.

Meanwhile...

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(Also, Chugi sounds familiar to me).


Or KickVic.

He fucked his own law license. Not severely. But enough.


Let's be clear: He wouldn't even do that. Nick is not nearly as generous as he wants people to believe he is.

I believe he likely fucked Lawtube out of money to some extent. I just think it's a lesser sin compared to the other crap he's done.

"Think about what he is doing online as an "attorney" should be a great example of that" (in relation to Sean)
FROM A FUCKING BALLDOGUARD; these people are utterly retarded to not realize the irony here...

 

[Oxyjen]

Otherwise, April is just a retard. Does she own a car? Just go to the hearing in person. Stupid whore.

April stated that she could not show up at court in person without risking arrest for breaching an outstanding bond. I’ve not seen any explanation for this.
She also said her lawyer told her not to call into the zoom by smartphone. Aaaand her webcam is broken.
So yeah, weak BPD excuses to gain admittance to the baldo bunker once again.

I’m buying that she’s been excluded, and that it’s probably on Kayla’s say-so or some family member pushing her.
Could be wrong but I just don’t think current day Nick has cunning or the patience to carry out a gayop of such an extent.