Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Positron]

Why wait till the deadline? Make today your deadline fag.

 

[Begemot]

Can we get a countdown timer going in this thread?

It's basically a threat. And as mentioned by other kiwis it's become a case of decreasing returns for sweet lil' Jakerino as compassion fatigue sets in.

The thing is he's setting a definite date for this purported disaster, has he ever done that before? Because I'm quite sure ZQ won't talk to him. He's backing himself in to a corner. Or maybe he'll just pretend it never happened come the new year.

 

[pozilei]

We know how it'll go: He won't tweet for 1-3 days, presumably watching his mentions like a hawk the whole time in the hope someone who matters notices his absence, his mom's going to take him out for a nice meal and by January 4th he'll be back sperging about some game and whinging about how bad he's still feeling so no one dares to question him about his arbitrary 'deadline'.

 

[heathercho]

Thirsty Jake is bootlicking his arab gamer lesbo twitter crush by praising her REEEEEing about how racist the new star wars movie is toward Arabs. Jake follows up with his own attempt demonstrating asian stereotyping in Rouge One and retweeting another complaining about ableism in the movie.

Spoiler: You have 3 days left Jake. Why are you worrying about asian Luke Skywalker?

I had to go have a look at his twitter after I read that. Comedy gold.
Firstly, I believe in a war, in space, being tumblr disabled would be a complete hindrance to your survival and the survival of everyone around you. I know it may hurt people's feelings, but in wars on land, much less in space, you'd be dead. Dead you'd be.

Secondly, why the fuck does an Asian NEED to be in it? Asians have a completely unadulterated set of movie industries IN Asia. The Chinese one being the biggest of all. Try and be white and breaking into that.
Asian stereotypes are for a reason Jake. Go to Asia. They're literally everywhere. They eat ramen, are yellow, worship a bald guy, dragons and chant mantras.
They even worship cats. Cats have become honorary train station masters in Japan! Imagine how they'd worship the cat who save the life of an IRL giant Tolkien hobbit. Which will *totally* happen come Jan 1st.

 

[randomfarmer]

If I used Facebook, I would let his mum know so she can have him either institutionalised or euthanised.

 

[Quasar]

Is the plan for Kiwi agents to kidnap his cat on the 30th still a go?

 

[Begemot]

Is the plan for Kiwi agents to kidnap his cat on the 30th still a go?

Mittens is secretly a kiwi agent so they will disappear after smirking at Jake's failures one last time.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I'm pretty sure this is his cat right about now...

Spoiler: Do it!

 

[Trombonista]

He does realize the monk character had an equally Asian foil, right?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jakes's suicide baiting is almost some sort of performance art high comedy; it's so wholly over the top it actually transcends being an example of the behavior and devolves into self-satire. The fact that this is not only tolerated, but defended, however limply, will guarantee it never stops.

For me, Zoe and the gang ignoring his never ending self-created suicide threat dramas are one of the most amusing comedies on twitter atm. His detailed stories about the suicide prevention cat and other reasons why he keeps on trucking are the icing on the cake.

I only wish we could read his DMs, particularly ones where tries to figure out a way to tell people that he's going to kill himself because Zoe doesn't acknowledge him on twitter, without explicitly saying so. This whole 3 days left charade is for Zoe, if she doesn't know he's threatening to kill himself over her unresponsiveness then it's all for naught. On the other hand, if he's honest and says all this suicide drama is about Zoe ignoring him he will lose even the few rando ass patters he's got left and probably even get called out for such super creepy emotional blackmail.

Someone should probably tell his mummy that her grown ass son has a suicide countdown going on twitter to force a girl to pay attention to him, but then the milk might run dry for awhile.
EDIT:
I noticed Jake doing a "me too" post with another suicidal troon on twitter. This sounds like the exact same scenario Jake is playing out, making suicide threats because the loss of "support" from someone. I have no idea who, but if it was Zoe it would be doubly hilarious. Get some seriously up the ante on who is more suicidal over Zoe Quinn.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone should probably tell his mummy that her grown ass son has a suicide countdown going on twitter to force a girl to pay attention to him, but then the milk might run dry for awhile.

It is a bit of a trade-off. It also kind of pisses me off this utter cock treats his mom like this when she's nothing but nice to him despite him being a completely ungrateful piece of shit.

 

[D.Va]

Jake wants to be "in" so badly and I don't understand why he doesn't just create a new account for the purpose of sucking up to Zoe/Randi. That said, he would never be a part of that circle because they at least do something productive while Jake writes suicide notes for a living. He reeks of negative energy and it's no real surprise why creatives push him away.

The 3,000 followers he has accrued is from him parroting the bad things GG did two years ago but that horse has been beat. He doesn't really have anything to lose from reinventing himself, or better yet just not trying so hard to become a personality and just leave Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

Jake wants to be "in" so badly and I don't understand why he doesn't just create a new account for the purpose of sucking up to Zoe/Randi. That said, he would never be a part of that circle because they at least do something productive while Jake writes suicide notes for a living. He reeks of negative energy and it's no real surprise why creatives push him away.

Lol, Zoe isn't a creative, she's a parasite. Jake has nothing for her, though. Bearded trolls can jump off a building as far as she cares.

 

[D.Va]

Lol, Zoe isn't a creative, she's a parasite. Jake has nothing for her, though. Bearded trolls can jump off a building as far as she cares.

Granted she's a leech but she at least does something. Jake still retweets things about GamerGate two years later.

 

[kcbbq]

They won't even notice because he along with the rest of the Norasphere has been chucked in the garbage by the collective SJWverse.

Yeah, even his attempt at making something was done better by someone else. Wouldn't want to dump this on his mom, though, she obviously cares. He's one of those assholes that would make sure she sees him first because its all about him.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Lol, Zoe isn't a creative, she's a parasite. Jake has nothing for her, though. Bearded trolls can jump off a building as far as she cares.

I don't know much about Zoe but I'm under the impression she's a straight actual woman so I don't quite get Jake's whole bearded tranny routine with her. I guess he knows she'd never have any interest in him as a fat neckbeard, but he thinks he can force her to be his buddy and be in with the clique if he's a trans-woman? It's all so pathetic it's hard to wrap my head around.

Jake wants to be "in" so badly and I don't understand why he doesn't just create a new account for the purpose of sucking up to Zoe/Randi. That said, he would never be a part of that circle because they at least do something productive while Jake writes suicide notes for a living. He reeks of negative energy and it's no real surprise why creatives push him away.

The 3,000 followers he has accrued is from him parroting the bad things GG did two years ago but that horse has been beat. He doesn't really have anything to lose from reinventing himself, or better yet just not trying so hard to become a personality and just leave Twitter.

Especially because he claims to be a transwoman, why not invent a female persona to play online with an actual woman's name and everything? I'm assuming would take another hurricane of fake outrage drama over something for get in the ground floor of (like GG) for him to amass 3,000 followers again, so it's probably all about holding on to the empty twitter account followers he has. He can't face the cruel world with only 150 followers on twitter. It's bizarre because only a handful of those 3,000 accounts even interact with him in any way, so it's just about a meaningless number at this point to make his frail ego feel better.

 

[ADHD]

Especially because he claims to be a transwoman, why not invent a female persona to play online with an actual woman's name and everything? I'm assuming would take another hurricane of fake outrage drama over something for get in the ground floor of (like GG) for him to amass 3,000 followers again, so it's probably all about holding on to the empty twitter account followers he has. He can't face the cruel world with only 150 followers on twitter. It's bizarre because only a handful of those 3,000 accounts even interact with him in any way, so it's just about a meaningless number at this point to make his frail ego feel better.

Maybe the 3 day countdown refers to there being 3 days left before he dumps his SGG persona and starts over with a fresh one.

 

[Cynical]

I don't know much about Zoe but I'm under the impression she's a straight actual woman so I don't quite get Jake's whole bearded tranny routine with her. I guess he knows she'd never have any interest in him as a fat neckbeard, but he thinks he can force her to be his buddy and be in with the clique if he's a trans-woman? It's all so pathetic it's hard to wrap my head around.


Especially because he claims to be a transwoman, why not invent a female persona to play online with an actual woman's name and everything? I'm assuming would take another hurricane of fake outrage drama over something for get in the ground floor of (like GG) for him to amass 3,000 followers again, so it's probably all about holding on to the empty twitter account followers he has. He can't face the cruel world with only 150 followers on twitter. It's bizarre because only a handful of those 3,000 accounts even interact with him in any way, so it's just about a meaningless number at this point to make his frail ego feel better.

Zoe Quinn has no further use for him and he has nothing to offer that would ever give her reason to need his services.

For starters, GamerGate as a harassment campaign has been discredited by all legitimate sources who can make that determination, so he can scream about that shit until he dies, but even Quinn knows beating that drum openly is dumb as hell.

Second, he's a creepy stalker who has had all of his nasty, craven, utterly petty bullshit exposed to world.
Everyone knows who he is behind the Twitter avatar and how much of a pathetic sack of shit he is, and based on what I could gather from the KIA grapevine, while they don't talk about it openly on Reddit, they all know who and what Jake Alley really is and they consider him beneath notice.

Quinn herself has taken a massive bloody nose for all the shit she pulled, and the CON leaks ended her as a "celebrity". She immediately started cutting ties with the more pathetic asshole groupies she had up to that point, and that merely accelerated the process of her running away from the dumpster fire and trying to reinvent herself. Jake Alley is a part of her past she wants to go the hell away because he's embarrassing to her attempts to salvage what's left of her image after the CON leaks finished it off.

Finally, Quinn will never give him a pity lay. He has no money, connections or any conceivable value anymore, and he was just an attack dog at best. Quinn would gain nothing by getting his dick wet and she's done everything short of outright telling him to fuck off to make that clear.

He's little more than a bitter, thirsty loser who is chasing a phantom that never had any substance, and even going tranny for pity points is only making him look more idiotic to anyone who cares, and if he does have the balls to end it all for once, Quinn will not ever give a shit.

 

[AnOminous]

So how does he fake it? Will he announce that SGG has died on the same day his mom posts pictures of him eating sushi?

 

[Dunder]

So how does he fake it? Will he announce that SGG has died on the same day his mom posts pictures of him eating sushi?

I'm placing my money on a sock puppet account that will announce his demise, and how "she" is depressed that her dear friend died. Since suicide pity didn't work, I think he'll go for friend of suicide victim pity instead. Wouldn't even surprise me if he attempted to use that sock puppet to get a clean sleigh and avoid the mutes placed on him.