Razörfist / The Rageoholic / xRazorfistx / Daniel Paul Harris - Hipster Metalfag. Game Journo-Doesn't Play Games He Reviews. Thief Fanfic Author. COOMER AND GROOMER.

I said I'll be done with this site eventually before and here it is. You are all God damn worthless. Get a job and get laid you worthless freaks. Because nobody gives a fuck about you anymore. Now I'm off to make money again doing something I find fun. Toodaloo dipshits.
I know Razor hasn't really been discussed much in the exchange that led up to this, but I don't know what to say aside from :story:

Considering the recent release of Dragon Age Veilguard I'm just reminded of him giving Inquisition a positive review despite that game being about as pozzed by 2014 standards as Veilguard is today. And it's not like the gameplay salvaged it either.
Bioware has been a fucking trainwreck since 2012 and I can't for the life of me understand why anyone thought Inquisition was good. From the tranny stuff, to the dialogue wheel, to the really crappy musical number that came out of nowhere, it was really fucking gay, in both the literal sense and in the context of being really stupid and lame. Danny giving it a positive review just convinces me he's sus.
 
Don't you just hate faux gamers for content like Danny Boy? If you suck so much at playing videos games all the time then maybe it's not for you at all. I have more respect for some people like those toy/vintage collectors who at least know why and what they're collecting in the first place than Danny Boy here who pretends to be a gamer just because a lot of people play video games.
I wouldn't say that he should stop playing video games, but I'd say that he should not be reviewing them. Half the time, I'm beginning to realize that his complaints about games might be more of a skill issue on his behalf rather than an issue with the game itself. To be a game reviewer, you should understand the point of the game design and critique it from a fair perspective.

Razorfist doesn't do that. The moment the game starts showing bite, he starts complaining. It's like DSP with better vocabulary, mixed in with a heavy dose of weeb-hate.

A fair critique takes into consideration pros and cons from a position of experience. For example, the lightsaber combat in Jedi Outcast and Academy is wonderful and realistic, but it takes time to master, unlike the EPIII game's lightsaber combat which is easy to master if you know how to play any fighting game.

The lack of such impartiality is partially why the game reviewers of the 2000s were not up to snuff. Before they started whoring out to SJWs, most of them were casual gamers at best who blasted any game that didn't pay for enough advertising on their site. I saw some of the best games get ridiculously low scores back in the day. And Razorfist is no different.

Considering the recent release of Dragon Age Veilguard I'm just reminded of him giving Inquisition a positive review despite that game being about as pozzed by 2014 standards as Veilguard is today. And it's not like the gameplay salvaged it either.
Bioware has been a fucking trainwreck since 2012 and I can't for the life of me understand why anyone thought Inquisition was good. From the tranny stuff, to the dialogue wheel, to the really crappy musical number that came out of nowhere, it was really fucking gay, in both the literal sense and in the context of being really stupid and lame. Danny giving it a positive review just convinces me he's sus.
Just like with Baldur's Gate 3, Razorfist was trying to prop up western RPGs against the Nippon menace. Especially since talk of remaking FF7 was going around in those days. Even though what he was propping up wasn't the Bioware of old, but rather, its corpse, after the founders of the studio and most of the original talent left, leaving a hollow shell and a name for EA to use. He has to be on Team WRPG against the JRPGs, instead of just wanting both sides to be good. Not to mention that western gaming as a whole began to slowly suck around the time Inquisition released, so Danny-boy would've been in full defense mode.
 
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Danny giving it a positive review just convinces me he's sus.
He dogged on 2 pretty hard. I feel like that was one of the games that built his channel. DA:I had (paraphasing from his review) more RPG mechanics; therefore he likes it more. He is incredibly orthodox about RPGs and their attributes in being good games. In otherwords, a game with lots of jank but with skill points and attributes will get a better review from him than a highly polished game without those things. He likes his RPGs the opposite of how he likes his girlfriends: old abd expereinced.
 
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He dogged on 2 pretty hard. I feel like that was one of the games that built his channel. DA:I had (paraphasing from his review) more RPG mechanics; therefore he likes it more. He is incredibly orthodox about RPGs and their attributes in being good games. In otherwords, a game with lots of jank but with skill points and attributes will get a better review from him than a highly polished game without those things. He likes his RPGs the opposite of how he likes his girlfriends: old abd expereinced.
The closer an RPG is to standard DnD gameplay, the better it is in his eyes. So something like BG3 is worth defending, while DA2 is not.
 
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When's the last time danny was called out by the metal head community, or by music fans at large?
I don't think he even appears as a blip on their radar, to be honest. His hatedom consists mostly of weebs, of people who called him out on his crackpot opinions, and former fans of his who got tired of him.
 
He dogged on 2 pretty hard. I feel like that was one of the games that built his channel. DA:I had (paraphasing from his review) more RPG mechanics; therefore he likes it more. He is incredibly orthodox about RPGs and their attributes in being good games. In otherwords, a game with lots of jank but with skill points and attributes will get a better review from him than a highly polished game without those things. He likes his RPGs the opposite of how he likes his girlfriends: old abd expereinced.
Thing is DA 2, whilst being still being shit, is better than Inquisition. It has less gay in it. It has a better story. It isn't as padded out with filler quests and poitnless "exploration for exploration sake". The character from 2 are more memorable than the characters from Inquisition, because Inquisition was filled with characters who's sole purpose was to fulfill tropes. Inquisition still had the same style of combat from 2, it wasn't a return to RPG mechanics, if anything it leaned more heavily into Action RPG continuing on from the "Push button! Stuff happens" bullshit that made DA 2 divisive. The only thing I can say that Inquisition did better was not recycle maps as much as DA 2 did.

I am all for ripping and shitting on Dragon Age 2. But the fact Razor was positive about Inquisition when it committed the same sins, but was bland, boring and chock full of SJW characters on top of that is fucking sus. I get game reviews are "subjective" but people should atleast be consistent in their subjective opinion if they're going to review things.
 
Considering the recent release of Dragon Age Veilguard I'm just reminded of him giving Inquisition a positive review despite that game being about as pozzed by 2014 standards as Veilguard is today
Has he said anything about the latest Dragon Age? Wouldn't be surprised to see him suck it off just because it's a Western RPG, despite it being a shitty pozzed game. Inquisition is pozzed enough, and that came out back in 2014, during the early phase of the leftist menace that began infecting the industry. Bioware has outdone themselves on the faggotry meter with the recently released Dragon Age. Now, with gender pronouns and the option to be a tranny. If Razorfag praises Veilguard, then we'll know for sure the guy has no conviction in any of his beliefs.
 
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Thing is DA 2, whilst being still being shit, is better than Inquisition. It has less gay in it. It has a better story. It isn't as padded out with filler quests and poitnless "exploration for exploration sake". The character from 2 are more memorable than the characters from Inquisition, because Inquisition was filled with characters who's sole purpose was to fulfill tropes. Inquisition still had the same style of combat from 2, it wasn't a return to RPG mechanics, if anything it leaned more heavily into Action RPG continuing on from the "Push button! Stuff happens" bullshit that made DA 2 divisive. The only thing I can say that Inquisition did better was not recycle maps as much as DA 2 did.

I am all for ripping and shitting on Dragon Age 2. But the fact Razor was positive about Inquisition when it committed the same sins, but was bland, boring and chock full of SJW characters on top of that is fucking sus. I get game reviews are "subjective" but people should atleast be consistent in their subjective opinion if they're going to review things.
Dragon Age Inquisition had more RPG stats and systems, and so, it was more like DnD than DA2, which explains why Razorfist loves it more. He doesn't give a fuck if it has a better story or more memorable characters, all he cares about is playing a virtual DnD game, and Inquisition scratched that particular itch for him. His definition of a good RPG is one that sticks strictly to DnD, so the closer it is to DnD, the better it is in his eyes.

You can take a game like Skyrim and make it be more like DnD in the gameplay and leveling-up system, and Razorfist would consider it a perfect game.

Has he said anything about the latest Dragon Age? Wouldn't be surprised to see him suck it off just because it's a Western RPG, despite it being a shitty pozzed game. Inquisition is pozzed enough, and that came out back in 2014, during the early phase of the leftist menace that began infecting the industry. Bioware has outdone themselves on the faggotry meter with the recently released Dragon Age. Now, with gender pronouns and the option to be a tranny. If Razorfag praises Veilguard, then we'll know for sure the guy has no conviction in any of his beliefs.
If it has enough DnD stat-building systems, Razorfist will praise it. He already praised Baldur's Gate 3, and that game was pozzed as hell.

Not to mention one of Razorfist's literary idols is Elric author Michael Moorcock, who's about as woke as a Gay Pride Parade that joined up with an HR department, since Moorcock lambasted Tolkien for making fiction that was comfort food for religious conservatives, and Moorcock also despised fiction like the Gor novels that portrayed women who enjoyed things like bondage and sexual domination by men. The author of Razorfist's beloved Elric Saga literally gets mad that people make fiction that either appeal to religious conservatives, or fiction that implies women enjoy having a fun time with kinky stuff. Moorcock is the literal definition of ''stop having fun, guys'', yet Razor can't stop singing the praises of Moorcock's Elric Saga and how the mean nasty Andrej Sapkowski ripped it off for The Witcher.

So it doesn't matter to Razorfist if something is woke, so long as it matches his tastes, he'll praise it to high heaven. This has been proven more than once, and if Veilguard brings in enough DnD-style gameplay and systems, Razorfist will consider it to be a good game and defend it from the naysayers.
 
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Not gonna beat a dead horse about the J6 incident. I read about Schaffer getting this past week getting a probation and it’s rather meh. His life has been ruined and I don’t think he’ll be making any new Iced Earth albums in the near future since the damage has already been done. One side sees him as a bitch snitch who didn’t hold up to his own person convictions, the other side as an insurrectionist regardless of the courts decision.

All he had to do was just play his guitar and go on tour with Hansi to promote the 3rd Demons and Wizards album. Oh well.
 
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oh shit. Barron Trump is about to rally the northern lords and march on California to avenge his dad. what kind of larp shit even is this.

like, seriously? odds are the kid despises trump as much as Melania does. I dont think we've seen him talk to any real extent yet, and the only reason trump is suddenly having barron around constantly is because he is 12 foot tall, isnt a cokehead and doesnt have the face of a greasy cigarette. Literally Trump's last chance to ensure some sort of legacy beyond being a fuckup with a bunch of cokehead sons..
Barron isn't going around shouting about "VENGEANCE".

Dude is doing bare-minimum to not be excluded out of the inevitably relevant will.
 
oh shit. Barron Trump is about to rally the northern lords and march on California to avenge his dad. what kind of larp shit even is this.

like, seriously? odds are the kid despises trump as much as Melania does.
The kid would probably be stinking rich if Trump did kick the bucket.

I dont think we've seen him talk to any real extent yet, and the only reason trump is suddenly having barron around constantly is because he is 12 foot tall, isnt a cokehead and doesnt have the face of a greasy cigarette. Literally Trump's last chance to ensure some sort of legacy beyond being a fuckup with a bunch of cokehead sons..
Barron isn't going around shouting about "VENGEANCE".

Dude is doing bare-minimum to not be excluded out of the inevitably relevant will.
The fact that Trump treated his wives with all the care one shows for used moist towelettes makes it doubtful that his kids have any real loyalty to him outside of what they can get through his status and power.

Nigga just defended Jon Schaffer selling out Trump when most J6er aren’t even getting any prison time. If anything half J6ers will be getting a big payday for right violation.
Not gonna beat a dead horse about the J6 incident. I read about Schaffer getting this past week getting a probation and it’s rather meh. His life has been ruined and I don’t think he’ll be making any new Iced Earth albums in the near future since the damage has already been done. One side sees him as a bitch snitch who didn’t hold up to his own person convictions, the other side as an insurrectionist regardless of the courts decision.

All he had to do was just play his guitar and go on tour with Hansi to promote the 3rd Demons and Wizards album. Oh well.
The January 6 incident was caused by Trump's pride. To the point where his followers started yelling ''Hang Mike Pence'' because Pence wouldn't go along with what he was saying. Dude literally allowed his followers to do stupid things and get in trouble with the law to satisfy his own political ends and make martyrs out of them.

That's not a leader to rally around or die for. And the fact that the modern Right acts like he is shows me that the SJWs don't have a monopoly on political clown shows.
 
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oh shit. Barron Trump is about to rally the northern lords and march on California to avenge his dad. what kind of larp shit even is this.

like, seriously? odds are the kid despises trump as much as Melania does. I dont think we've seen him talk to any real extent yet, and the only reason trump is suddenly having barron around constantly is because he is 12 foot tall, isnt a cokehead and doesnt have the face of a greasy cigarette. Literally Trump's last chance to ensure some sort of legacy beyond being a fuckup with a bunch of cokehead sons..
Barron isn't going around shouting about "VENGEANCE".

Dude is doing bare-minimum to not be excluded out of the inevitably relevant will.
Literally the only thing Barron has done is recommend his daddy to go on Adin Ross' podcast

But people like Razorfist just want a new American royal family
 
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