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[Tragi-Chan]

Answer is no, but ...

A trans man with an intersex condition where they produce sperm is just a man.

 

[Sean Andalou]

A trans man with an intersex condition where they produce sperm is just a man.

Of course.
Just another instance of pooners muddying the argument. Sheer cope.

 

[Chemex]

Here you go Null old boy ...

Delusion overrides basic biological knowledge.
There is no way this gal does not on some level know the answer.

But bro, trust the science bro, this is a miracle bro, we can do so much now with science, bro.
Child, transitioning isn't some kind of magic that miraculously turn you into the opposite sex. You can't escape your body sex chromosome. It's your genetic composition, ffs.
We need to teach kids about the harsh reality and the logic in it, instead of just coddling them.

The research regarding transexual reproduction (or to be exact, unisexual reproduction) certainly does exist, though. For example, take a look at this. I'm not sure how soon the research will reach the stage in which we will try them on humans, though. When it comes to this particular field, it's pretty hard to get permission for that... actually, screw it, that's like counting the chickens before the eggs hatch. There still hasn't been any significant progress apart from that, as far as I know. Here's a 2024 article regarding the topic, and it still brings up the former article in the unisexual reproduction part.

 

[the inconfident]

Here you go Null old boy ...

Delusion overrides basic biological knowledge.
There is no way this gal does not on some level know the answer.
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I'm sure this sci-fi nightmare of a child would be made by love and not just by some kink of "feeling like a manly man" by getting your girlfriend pregnant.

 

[Syikeblade]

A bunch of pooner's trying to cope and justify enjoying gay porn and manga.
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Found an separate post with a tranny ranting how dear someone suggests he dates queer people.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/ti1JRi2wIx

 

[Fagatron Over 9000]

I used to use Tumblr as a teenager, but now I've transformed my own Tumblr into a blank account I use to keep tabs on the crazy troon epidemic over there.
Tumblr has hordes of TIMs who are all commies, all like to bitch about Israel, and all like to talk about muh oppression.

Here's Txttletale
He wakes up, defends Islamic retards who would kill him on sight


And then complains about "muh oppression as a TEE EM AYYYY"


Rinse and repeat with every other tran on this website. Are these people even fucking real?
apas-95


strawberry-crocodile


soup-mother


marxism-transgenderism

plaidos



How are so many trannies pretty much the same fucking person? I didn't bother to show all the disgusting kink shit, but 90% of them reblog something like that as well. But there are so many users who all say the same thing, these are just four. There's tamamita, quasi-normalcy, juney-blues, nyancrimew, molsno... it never ends.

What about being an AGP troon also makes you a huge whiner, perpetual victim, arab-dicksucking, politcally braindead, constantly "about to be homeless" worthless piece of shit?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Found an separate post with a tranny ranting how dear someone suggests he dates queer people.

I loved his whining about how straight men would fake accepting him as a woman because it kept them in good graces with the T&H females.

Yes, Hon. Using deceit to get laid is a terrible, unacceptable thing.

 

[SpookyObserver]

You can check out this pretty lady on her YouTube channel: -

https://www.youtube.com/@JDPlaysMoth/videos

Apparently he really is 20, as in one video posted 2 years ago, he takes a character quiz and enters his age as 18.

He's also posted some of the worst "let's play" content I've ever seen, where he literally stands in front of a TV playing BioShock for 45 minutes and you can barely see what's going on.

Maybe he could sell his games consoles, rack of video games, or vintage games/toys collection if he's really that desperate for money.....

What a bizarre way to film content. This is below DSP's start. This person spends money on monster high dolls and ghostbusters doughnuts while apparently being in such poverty he could die without twitter mutual donates? Just a bizarre creature even foe the usual beggars on here.

 

[klarine]

Found an separate post with a tranny ranting how dear someone suggests he dates queer people.

Why do these blokes need the validation of having sex with straight men so much? Do they think they'll complete their womanly transformation after a guy fucks their ditch?

 

[Paper Machete]

Why do these blokes need the validation of having sex with straight men so much? Do they think they'll complete their womanly transformation after a guy fucks their ditch?

Aside from everything else already espoused on I think it's part of their self loathing gay mentality. They hate their own attraction to other men and look down on and are less attracted to other men because they're...attracted to other men. So, not only do they need to be women so it's totally not gay, they also can't accept their potential partner in future would be attracted to other men. It's kind of convoluted and retarded but it makes sense if you've ever witnessed the types of self-loathing and projection guys who have internalized homophobia can get into. Also, yes, even men who are masculine in aesthetic can have mannerisms and speech patterns that are less attractive that goes beyond just the "effeminate/not effeminate" stuff that makes them less appealing.....but I'm a woman and I'm honestly not sure if that sort of thing is read the same from other guys and that being part of it or not.

 

[Dread First]

AGP troon venting about how cis coworker is saying he wishes he was just as jacked as the tranny.
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"I wish I had a body like yours,"
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said a cisgender male coworker.

He's said it a few different ways and on two different days. "I wish I had your body. What is your workout? I want pecs like yours."

He knows I'm trans. He knows I've been on hormones for a year. I've straight up told him that "this ain't muscle." My only workouts come from cycling two or three times a month. You want this? Look up what estradiol does, and get back to me.

It's so frustrating. I don't want to look like an athletic guy. I'm not one. I've never been one. Both times, I was wearing an outfit that I really liked.

And no, I don't think he's an egg. He's not the first guy to ask me about my nonexistent workouts. He's just the most vocal.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

An update on GellyNails.

Spoiler: Leave me alone

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Leave me alone

I want to be alone. i don't want to talk to anyone or interact with them in anyway. it's hard to believe I used to be pretty social and crave social interactions but now I would legit like to find a house up in the mountains where no one can find me.

I don't want to work. i know that makes me sound lazy but idc. I don't even want to be alive. If I have to keep living then I want everyone to leave me alone. i think this is impossible for me tho because i don't know how to survive out in the wilderness.

i guess I could be one of those ppl that keep to themselves and never leave the house. But you need money for that. I don't know how long I can keep my parents supporting me. Maybe another month. By then they'll be wondering why I still don't have a job.

Speaking of parents. I don't know how much longer I can convince them I'm okay. i think my mom seems to know something is up. She keeps sending me really long texts and asking to facetime. I told her i'm sick and don't feel well but I can't use that excuse forever. My hear hurts constantly and I'm cold. I know i need to eat but I can't.. I don't know how much weight i've lost but i look disgusting and sickly. I downloaded a filter that i'm trying to get to work on facetime so my mom won't notice, but idk i can't get it to work right.

I hate how i have like no privacy really and i can't do most things without my parents knowing. I'm an adult now, why am i still treated like a kid? This sounds harsh but i wish i could tell my parents to fuck off. Not forever but for a while. especially my dad, even though that's cruel bc he's been my biggest support and advocate, but i can't stomach the thought of talking to him rn and him telling me it will all be okay and telling me I'm a real woman and valid etc.. that phrase pisses me off now and i will scream if I hear him say that to me.

I know i shouldn't blame him bc it's not his fault I was born a genetic failure.I just sort of wish he had never showed me those things and told me what being trans is. I know that isn't the right mindset to have. i would have grown up unhappy, my dad was doing me a huge favor that many trans ppl would kill for. i feel like a terrible child for being upset at my dad, who tried to make the best of my situation.

i can't talk to my mom either, talking to her about trans stuff has always been a sore spot in our relationship so we never bring it up directly. if I brought anything remotely negative up about it idk how she would react. probably get mad at my dad and blame him, even though thats not fair. maybe she wouldn't blame him, it's hard to say with her since we haven't talked about trans stuff for years. i know she would probably be mad at me for not listening to her about dating.I promised her i wouldn't bother with dating and instead focus on getting a job and enrolling in school for now. but i thought it was fine, other girls my age date, so why not me./

Great, just now my mom sent me a cookie delivery!! that's a nice thing to do, but no way am I eating these. Now i have to text mom and thank her, when really I want to tell her to leave me alone and stop trying to get me to respond to her. How bad am i that I get upset over someone sending me a present. I'm a bad person in general. there's nothing redeeming about me. I have no skills, no talents, i don't want to get a job, I hate everyone rn, I even hate the ppl that care about me. I know if i wasn't alive it would be better for everyone, my parents could finally stop worrying about me and stop wasting money on a person that doesn't do anything to contribute to society. but I suck so much i can't even end things myself.

why couldn't i just be born a real woman. or at least been born a normal boy. Instead I have to live in a fucked up body with a fucked up brain that's not quite either gender. even if I magically stopped being trans right now my body is so messed up, i look and sound like a girl. I'll always be a freak no matter what. i really do hope i get in a fatal car wreck that ends me instantly.

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I find these paragraphs particularly interesting:

I know i shouldn't blame him bc it's not his fault I was born a genetic failure.I just sort of wish he had never showed me those things and told me what being trans is. I know that isn't the right mindset to have. i would have grown up unhappy, my dad was doing me a huge favor that many trans ppl would kill for. i feel like a terrible child for being upset at my dad, who tried to make the best of my situation.

why couldn't i just be born a real woman. or at least been born a normal boy. Instead I have to live in a fucked up body with a fucked up brain that's not quite either gender. even if I magically stopped being trans right now my body is so messed up, i look and sound like a girl. I'll always be a freak no matter what. i really do hope i get in a fatal car wreck that ends me instantly.

Is he actually intersex? Or was this a lie fed by his father? He says his father showed his "those things", what are they? Is this a modern David Reimer case?

 

[Sean Andalou]

AGP troon venting about how cis coworker is saying he wishes he was just as jacked as the tranny.

What a marvelous way to fuck with a troon.

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The perils of being so-o-o-o-o-o-o unique.

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I feel like I should dress like who I am and just allow myself the liberty to be who I am in public. I'm not worried about safety or anything, but I really do get tired of turning heads in my town. It's clear that these people have never seen an NB person and every time I go out it's just a constant weird thing when someone sees me for the first time. Pointing, talking, staring, even laughing thinking I don't notice. It's awful, I don't know if I should just wear the stupid man costume that I hate and wear dresses in the privacy of my home or what. Very confusing. Have you felt this way and how do you deal with it?

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[CoolFool]

Is he actually intersex? Or was this a lie fed by his father? He says his father showed his "those things", what are they? Is this a modern David Reimer case?

I don't think he's intersex. Didn't Gelly say in another comment that his dad showed him a transgender video that made him realize he was trans? I personally read these paragraphs as Gelly being brainwashed and not realizing it. He still believes that his dad "helped" him "discover" he was trans early, when really his dad groomed him.

I wish someone would ask him what he meant by "those things" because that wasn't clear.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Gelly might do an 41%. If he does, I hope he takes his monster of a father with him.

or at least been born a normal boy

He was born a normal boy...but not in the eyes of his father.

 

[SpiderBitch]

Maybe late but this stuff is always p funny, especially the ones with bisexual partners who claim theyre not actually bi as an excuse to break up but then date someone of the gender the op is trying to be immediately after.

These r all pooners, but ive also seen it with transbians coming out and then their gf telling them theyre straight only to date a regular woman soon after

 

[merrybrandybuck]

Not directly troon related but I saw it on a troon subreddit and it made me laugh and laugh


If only mother nature made it possible for you to stick your dick into a body orifice and it was already clean and lubricated and made to fit

 

[SpookyObserver]

What a marvelous way to fuck with a troon.

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I feel like I should dress like who I am and just allow myself the liberty to be who I am in public. I'm not worried about safety or anything, but I really do get tired of turning heads in my town. It's clear that these people have never seen an NB person and every time I go out it's just a constant weird thing when someone sees me for the first time. Pointing, talking, staring, even laughing thinking I don't notice. It's awful, I don't know if I should just wear the stupid man costume that I hate and wear dresses in the privacy of my home or what. Very confusing. Have you felt this way and how do you deal with it?

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Ah, how little the world changes. I remember so many girls typing like this back in the day. Of course they just liked alt rock and werent nonbinary because they got a haircut.

 

[PigFarm]

Hahahaga

Spoiler: Tranny gets told he's a man after having a public tantrum

You don't get to be trans once you're under arrest.

I have never felt so dehumanized. I still can't stop crying.

I got into an argument at a bus stop after a long day of work and poured some of my drink on the other person. Fast forward an hour and I'm in a cop car drenched in tears because at the time I thought I'd been in the right. I'm still so full of regret and would never do that to someone again, but that's beside the point... I'm 28 and have never gotten in trouble before so I was so so scared.

What I somehow didn't expect was how absolutely pointless it would be to try and enforce my identity once I was being detained. For the first couple of hours I was correcting people, but the officers didn't care and just kept saying "he". My protests were polite and followed up with apologies even but it didn't matter. I tried to correct people during booking and eventually got the point where I was saying stuff like "I have boobs for Christ's sake".

But none of these statements ever got a response in one direction or another and the misgendering continued. I was "mister" last name, got sat in the male section, and had to be in a cell with a guy. I was only allowed to use the cell toilet because the private restroom was reserved for "female detainees". A male officer searched me including pulling the waistband of my shorts where he could see my panties. The cop driving me asked my pronouns but still went back to using the opposite ones so I really think he was just making fun of me. Two of the employees laughed at me and I thought it might be from my excessive weeping. But the second time I said "it's not that funny" and he responded "you got any pants?" Before walking off. I was wearing bike shorts. Eventually I bcame so broken and inundated with "he" and "sir" and "mister" that I just shut my brain off and pretended to be compliantly male, but this just made the tears stronger.

It took me 5 hours to pay my bond and leave and the only person who gendered me properly was the bond guy who said "ma'am" on the phone. That little nugget of validity carried me far since I have hated my voice in the past and believed it was getting better. But after 15 months of hrt and being arrested in makeup and a normal outfit I really thought I initially had a shot of being treated as a female or at least a trans inmate. But they don't care. Literally none of them cared. I've never felt so absolutely worthless and invalid.

I hate you, APD... if I had been sentenced to jail I would have missed a week of estrogen and who knows what that would do to my mental state. They said they would have my medications available but something tells me estradiol valerate was not on that list. I've always known this would be an uphill battle but I never realized how absolutely pointless it would be to enforce my pronouns in a jail. Now I know that I feel like I have so much to be terrified of if I act out and it makes me want to be isolated from the world and completely pacifistic. I just want to love everyone even people I seem evil. I just don't want to lose my freedom and my warm bed and my wife. I was so scared and I'm definitely traumatized. Please be safe and kind and don't get into trouble like me. Nothing is worth it.

Here's his fb

https://www.facebook.com/jesse.confer?rdid=tGvmMpqNNkJ4Q7cw&share_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2Fvqa7aEFrbQBce6ip%2F

 

[FinnSven]

Hahahaga

Is it likely he wound up the coppers?

Pouring a drink on someone doesn’t normally get someone arrested and booked unless there was some seriously obnoxious behavior to go with it.

Especially as he is clearly white and a tranny.

Or is this a sign that the police are able to give less of a fuck about precious Troons and killing them with transphobia?