DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Phil is saying the people he had lined up for interviews backed out because of potential harassment and detractors. He claimed one person took it wrong when trolls supposedly ran with clips of him saying vtubers are annoying.

No, really.

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He said he doesnt know when is his next hair cut cause Kat plans them, cause they go together.

Maybe its just me but that is super cringy for me. Couples do this?
No. They don't, but I can explain.

Phil won't leave the house alone. Phil won't talk to people he doesn't know on the phone. Phil is scared of his own shadow. She's his emotional support walrus.
 
He said he doesnt know when is his next hair cut cause Kat plans them, cause they go together.

Maybe its just me but that is super cringy for me. Couples do this?
No, but Phil is too cowardly to drive on the Interstate

He said he doesnt know when is his next hair cut cause Kat plans them, cause they go together.

Maybe its just me but that is super cringy for me. Couples do this?
No, but Phil is too cowardly to drive on the Interstate
 
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Phil just said he planned on giving Kat his Xbox Series X when he got his gaming pc ... and completely forgot he said he'd bought her a Xbox Series X a few years ago. Oops. Too many lies to keep straight, I guess. First he said he got her the Series S, then he kept slipping up and said it was a Series X, now he's saying he was going to give her HIS Series X. Why would you do that if she already had one, Phil??
 
Phil just said he planned on giving Kat his Xbox Series X when he got his gaming pc ... and completely forgot he said he'd bought her a Xbox Series X a few years ago. Oops. Too many lies to keep straight, I guess. First he said he got her the Series S, then he kept slipping up and said it was a Series X, now he's saying he was going to give her HIS Series X. Why would you do that if she already had one, Phil??
To be fair, he’s most likely hungover and buzzed all the time. Plus he stroke mouths everything . He probably means S every time and says X by accident.
 
Phil just said he planned on giving Kat his Xbox Series X when he got his gaming pc ... and completely forgot he said he'd bought her a Xbox Series X a few years ago. Oops. Too many lies to keep straight, I guess. First he said he got her the Series S, then he kept slipping up and said it was a Series X, now he's saying he was going to give her HIS Series X. Why would you do that if she already had one, Phil??
To be fair, the console names are really confusing on ms side.

Whoever decided to name them xbox x, xbox s, xbox series x and shit is a fuckin RETARDED and should never be in a position where he can make such decisions.
 
So the retard Void, who gave Phil a grand in Kick subs, made a video on Kick showing his DMs with Phil. There’s nothing there. The only amusing thing is that this retard gave Phil money and thought anyone would care enough for him to launch a streaming career from it. And Phil thinks that when PPP calls his fans retards and his wife a fat bitch, he's just “repeating detractor memes to make them seethe.



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So the retard Void, who gave Phil a grand in Kick subs, made a video on Kick showing his DMs with Phil. There’s nothing there. The only amusing thing is that this retard gave Phil money and thought anyone would care enough for him to launch a streaming career from it. And Phil thinks that when PPP calls his fans retards and his wife a fat bitch, he's just “repeating detractor memes to make them seethe.

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Or is offended when we call his fans and supporters dentheads when it is clearly shown that they are dented. They all flock to Phil with the oddly shaped head because unlike them the oddly shaped one has managed to get somewhere. Even if it is on a corner shaking his tin can
 
So the retard Void, who gave Phil a grand in Kick subs, made a video on Kick showing his DMs with Phil. There’s nothing there. The only amusing thing is that this retard gave Phil money and thought anyone would care enough for him to launch a streaming career from it. And Phil thinks that when PPP calls his fans retards and his wife a fat bitch, he's just “repeating detractor memes to make them seethe.

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Phil really is that kid trying to join his brother’s gang by being a doormat to the other members in the hopes that they’ll let him in.
 
Well out of that video one thing is true: his fans are genuinely retarded in as many was as a D20 didn't need the video to tell us that it's common knowledge. On that topic anyone remember that guy Joon interviewed who was a former fan the "oi e's jus loike me mate y'know he's avin' a ahrd' toime so oi's gives him a little moneh" don't know about any of you but if I had a friend who was down on his luck as constantly as Piggy was I'd take him off to the side and give him a serious dude the fuck is going on in your life you gotta keep hitting me up four times a week.
 
Apropos of nothing, I wish we had more reliable information on Phil's childhood. We know something of his teenage years, but it sounds like the way his childhood played out is murky. When I compare him to Chris-Chan, I think of how Chris lied a lot, but his problem was often that he shared too much and over time trolls managed to gain a pretty complete picture of his life and why he turned out the way he did. And since most of what we do know comes from Phil, there's always the question of how accurate any of it is.

People have managed to dig up some details on his parents, but it sounds like we don't know much about what they're actually like as people. Earlier in the year, Phil said that he used to walk his toes, a trait sometimes found in people with autism. People speculated whether his parents never had him diagnosed because autism wasn't as recognized back then or if they were genuinely that oblivious. We know that his cousin moved in with them while she was recovering from a drug addiction. People wonder how this change in the dynamic of the Burnell household affected Phil, but Phil himself hasn't said much about her.

I think of how much of himself Phil has put out there and how much he likes to rant about any perceived injustice against him and it makes me think "You talk so much, yet you say so little".
 
Jesus Christ, he really chased away most of his viewers...

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Did it finally happen? Is DSP actually about to be swallowed into actual irrelevancy?

I kind of feel like him admitting to champions and venturing onto KC has removed all sense of mystery and interest about him. There's no more story to tell. The guy is a 100% proven liar so no one really cares anymore? Is my theory right? or has something else happened?

Like I used to check up on twitter accounts that followed him and also read this subforum quite a bit but my interest has totally died out since I think the documentary dropped + he admitted to lying about WWE + being on KC a few times + trying to rebrand himself as a "regular everyday streamer" with all the dumb shit he's put in his background.

edit: I'm looking through some twitter accounts that follow DSP now and it really looks like the number of likes/retweets and views are all down significantly. hard to tell because I don't have historical data, but looks like interest in him has fallen off a cliff recently.
 
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edit: I'm looking through some twitter accounts that follow DSP now and it really looks like the number of likes/retweets and views are all down significantly. hard to tell because I don't have historical data, but looks like interest in him has fallen off a cliff recently.
For the most part it seems the KC boys kinda milked Phil as much as they could and didn't get much out of it, there's practically only 4 entities keeping DSP afloat for his now combined goal of all revenue sources but views of $150 a stream, and he's very "frog boiling in a pot" about all of it at the moment. I'd like to see what happens when he fails to hit his "streak" goal, especially as a lot of it has been Kick gift subs by way of Perry, DarkSydePimp, Rend, and the retired Void. Even more interested what would happen if the ironic weens and restreamers/clip channels stop feeding the view count on his streams if he'd start to panic seeing 20-40 some odd people in stream and one or two chatters.
 
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