Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Ooookay starting to put some shit together here.

In this post Jake says

Dwarven Female Jake said:
I keep things free of any personal information because, frankly, reactionary channer scumbags saw this post of mine a while back, and made an effort to hunt down my real name and address to try and have me killed.
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That link leads here: http://secretgamergirl.tumblr.com/post/106703392735/morality-legality-and-enforcement

That post is another example of Jake taking the whole GG thing too seriously and basically saying that Hotwheels should be imprisoned for child porn, or something. His thoughts honestly aren't all that coherent. The post got 38 likes and 1 reblog, so it wasn't exactly setting the world on fire. Why someone would have him killed over it is a mystery. If we search the URL though, we find a link to baphomet.

https://archive.is/OlgLi#selection-1359.0-1359.35

Strangely, though this thread appears to have been pretty insignificant, someone archived the shit out of it. There are 5 archives and this is the most recent one. Nothing really came of the thread other than people calling Jake a faggot and so on. But, to Jake, this constitutes trying to have him murdered. Again though, this thread was completely insignificant so it can't be the root of all of his whining and complaining.
 
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Dog Prom 3D said:
And that's why I hope no one alerts his mother. Seeing him behave this way would break her heart. But it would be a glorious thing if Greta and her poorly trained operators took a whack at him. It would reflect poorly on them if they tired of him after being made aware of him and it would reflect poorly on them if they couldn't help him enough to get him to stop all this gesturing. It would be fun to watch.
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TLL with just ignore his calls. He is useless to them alive and equally useless dead. You can't put up a picture of a bearded dwarf and say "this stunning and beautiful woman just killed herself! If we had more money we could have prevent this!"
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
I think the fundamental exceptionalism of Jake is that he doesn't understand the game that people on both sides of GamerGate were playing. The whole thing consisted of two sides who would yell at each other until one of them stepped over a line and did or said something that was ultimately harmless - but the other side would blow out of proportion so that it would be a "win" for their team. A great example is the "Brianna Wu made fun of an autistic child thing" - no one actualy gave a f u c k that the kid in the picture was autistic, they just knew it'd make her look bad, so they talked it up.

Jake didn't understand the "blow out of proportion" bit - he thinks that when someone calls GamerGate a terrorist organization that they actually believe it. He doesn't get that it's just part of a game that people were playing mostly for fun, and sometimes for profit. It wasn't particularly rare that someone didn't understand the game - you can see plenty of examples of mainstream media sources who took the bait, one way or the other - but for someone as deep in it to be in the CON inner-circle to honestly believe the histrionics of either GG or aGG is very unique. He thinks an actual and legitimate culture war went down, not just two nerds passing time by making fun of the other nerds. In that way, he's sort of a victim.
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The term "performance art" is a good description to describe this dance, both in the context of GG and SocJus in general. Jake is just so autistic he couldn't tell the difference between a show and the real thing. While he's certainly not the only exceptional to believe this way, he is definitely one of the more whiny and pathetic ones we've met. He needs GG to be real so he can be Zoe's shining knight who will reward him with sex for saving her. Without a villain like GG, he's got nothing going for him.
 
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This post doesn't really shed a light on what got him unpersonned, but it doesn't tell us some things about Jake in general - mainly that he's delusional (Surprise.)

http://secretgamergirl.tumblr.com/post/99193400725/self-image

This is a rather depressing post about how Jake doesn't care about his self-image of appearance, yet, if he could choose, he'd have of a "tiny little gymnast."

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It's obvious that Jake does not feel comfortable in his own skin - not in a dysphoric, trans sense, but more in a clumsy, lumbering middle schooler sort of way. I think this is pretty common for larger children, but they generally grow out of it as they build general confidence in themselves. Of course, the body-type he wants to be is a borderline mythical creature that is somehow tiny and lithe enough to be a gymnast but also does not have physical strength and belongs to someone who sits around and types and draws all day. He apparently thinks that smaller people who are in good shape just are that way and don't have to work for it, just as an ogre like Jake might.

Earlier, he writes:

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I actually believe all of this. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Jake suffers from some sort of hormonal defficiency that fucks up his sex-drive - these are usually the same hormonal deficiencies that, in men, also fuck up your drive to be successful in other areas of life - finances, friendships, etc. Jake has decided that the reason to dress well and groom yourself is "sexual desire." That's one reason, sure, but it completely ignores that not being a total-fucking-mess helps you in plenty of other parts of life, like getting a job or making friends. This is the kind of thing mom should have explained to him at some point. Probably too late now.

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Simply enough, all of this is false. He does not look intimidating, he just looks like a very fat person. I guess he could be intimidating if I were a twinkie but other than that, nah. He's deluded himself thinking that he possesses a peak male body rather than one that has been rendered useless by a terrible diet and lack of exercise - but oh, if only he were a female and a foot and a half shorter, he'd be a cute little princess, teehee come play with me gamerboiz. I choose to not even engage with the fact that he claims people "literally just fawn" over him. Kek.

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This all reads like it's in his head. I don't think these are "lies" necessarily, because I suspect he really does believe this stuff - but what are the chances he went back to the person who decided not to hire him, asked him why he didn't get the job and the guy was like "Well, you're too tall."? He doesn't go out in public and can't read basic social queues, yet he can figure out when someone has been in prison based on who people look at? These are nothing but paranoid delusions.

I skipped the part where he talked about how his dick is shitty. You're welcome.

The post received a total of 2 notes, further cementing that no one, aside from KF actually gives a shit about Jake. For all the talk about terror groups being after him and bothering to slander his name, it appears that no one even cares enough to do these kinds of things. It's really doubtful that anyone cares enough about him to dislike him for being big either, but I think he's so desperate for attention that he'll even invent people who dislike him for his size, since, after all, it is the one thing he has.
 
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Yellow Yam Scam said:
The post received a total of 2 notes, further cementing that no one, aside from KF actually gives a shit about Jake. For all the talk about terror groups being after him and bothering to slander his name, it appears that no one even cares enough to do these kinds of things. It's really doubtful that anyone cares enough about him to dislike him for being big either, but I think he's so desperate for attention that he'll even invent people who dislike him for his size, since, after all, it is the one thing he has.
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Thanks for suffering through that intensely boring and trite babbling from Jake. Those of us on this thread are probably the people in the world most interested in sad, dear, merry Jake, but even I can't stand to wade through his outrageously tedious self-absorbed wallowing. It's just more fun doxing the shit out of him.
 
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ADHD said:
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And, for those with strong stomachs:
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That literally was :
I'm equipped like a man should be, but I have the mind of a woman. But wait, no I actually have a weird small penis which "doesn't work" and my brain sends phantom vagina needs so I must be intersex.

His penis isn't even... the place where sexual urges come from. Why doesn't he just buy that "magic wand", shove it up his ass, find his prostate and enjoy an akin to female orgasms? Jake. Seriously, if you're going to pantomime this tranny stuff, you should at least know what you're talking about.
RESEARCH, good fellow. Wasn't he supposed to be a "journalist/writer"?
Like I said before and will say again - his mother would have been aware of ALL of this, as it's usually discovered at birth. Or slightly later... he didn't hatch from a fucking egg.
His dumb but well meaning mother would support her mollycoddled man mountain if he wanted to become a she. He's not even putting effort into this fantasy.
 
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Almost immediately after his "sorry for suicide baiting I was in a 7 hour conversation lol" Jake tweeted this reply, making me wonder if he 'came back' because he saw Five Guys mentioned.

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Some possible Kengle-esque tranny chaser is one of the idiots that bought Jake a Pathfinder book.

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More Star Wars sperg.

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Unfortunately Jake is still unblocked by Wil Wheaton.

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Hellfire said:
Almost immediately after his "sorry for suicide baiting I was in a 7 hour conversation lol" Jake tweeted this reply, making me wonder if he 'came back' because he saw Five Guys mentioned.

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Some possible Kengle-esque tranny chaser is one of the idiots that bought Jake a Pathfinder book.

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More Star Wars sperg.

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Unfortunately Jake is still unblocked by Wil Wheaton.

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We need to protect Wil Wheaton. Why haven't his blocklists been updated for Norasphere members? WHOOOP WHOOOP. Shut up Wesley.
 
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repentance said:
Nice try Jake.

https://asexualartists.wordpress.com/2016/12/14/interview-violet-hargrave/

1) you're not a "phenomenal game designer"

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2) linking any new persona you adopt to Secret Gamer Girl will always lead straight back to Jake Alley.

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Because your last foray into board games was so stunningly successful.
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He must be hoping Chelsea will bend over for him if he's a true and honest game developer with a new game that will soon be joining the last one as window insulation.
 
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repentance said:
Nice try Jake.

https://asexualartists.wordpress.com/2016/12/14/interview-violet-hargrave/

1) you're not a "phenomenal game designer"

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2) linking any new persona you adopt to Secret Gamer Girl will always lead straight back to Jake Alley.

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Because your last foray into board games was so stunningly successful.
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Is this the first time Jake has used the name Violet Hargrave? It looks like he's using that name on a Pathfinder site.

He claims to be completely asexual. If this is true, what is with his obsession with Chelsea?
 
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repentance said:
Nice try Jake.

https://asexualartists.wordpress.com/2016/12/14/interview-violet-hargrave/

1) you're not a "phenomenal game designer"

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2) linking any new persona you adopt to Secret Gamer Girl will always lead straight back to Jake Alley.

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Because your last foray into board games was so stunningly successful.
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Wait, what?

"Recently though, I’ve also started contributing to Pathfinder, and hopefully I’ll have a board game adaptation of Missile Command on the shelves of game and hobby shops in not too long."

Missile Command? Missile Command came out in 1980. I don't think the already niche boardgame market is chomping at the bit for a video game adaptation (nearly always terrible) of a nearly 40 year old property.

And it's coming out "in not too long?" Careful, Jake; that kind of waffling is what got your very original idea of Redshirts sniped out from under you.
 
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