Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[wholetthegodsout]

Yeah I think coming after the Acolyte Skeleton Crew might be a minor hit. It looks like a pretty low stakes story that will have little lore implications or mess up the history of the jedi or anything like that. Just a fun adventure story in space.

On the other hand it does look completely disposable and skip able and wont really do anything to win back fans.

 

[Adamska]

It at best will do what Andor did; do like complete shit since the IP's dead and gay but actually do better as people realize it's at least competent if not good.

It could also just go full rape goblin and push weird shit with children too. It's Disney, who has recently released a show that had a demonic entity possess the corpse of a teenager and turned said corpse gay.

 

[Midwit]

To my understanding Redline was the last completely hand drawn animated film.

Most animation uses shortcuts to make it easier to do something, Redline specifically didn't and had every frame be a hand drawn piece of art rather than being cels on a background or however else anime is made.

but how about episode 1 and 2? Does it improves the stories like 3?

I can't speak for the novelisations themselves but Cloak of Deception serves as a prequel to Episode 1 and clears up so much stuff that was left out of TPM that it's pretty much a mandatory read for that era.

Crew might be a minor hit. It looks like a pretty low stakes story that will have little lore implications or mess up the history of the jedi or anything like that.

I just don't think it's a good fit for Star Wars, it's clearly one of those 80s adventure films where suburb kids get swept up in some weird thing but since Star Wars is already a pulpy space adventure setting there's no reason for the initial premise to be what it is. I just want new Star Wars things to have some actual fucking War in it for a change.

 

[Ghostse]

It's Disney, who has recently released a show that had a demonic entity possess the corpse of a teenager and turned said corpse gay.

Wait which one was that?

 

[Adamska]

Wait which one was that?

Agatha All Along. The gay teenager's backstory and Episode 1 gets retreaded in Episode 6. Essentially Scarlet Witch's fake son's ghost possesses the corpse of a 13 year old Jewish boy who was coming home from his Bar Mitzvah after his mom crashes the car. Said corpse also got his future read by the Bar Mitzvah Witch who claimed his lifeline was "broken", so yeah.

Since he only comes out as gay after the possession, this means that Scarlet Witch imagined her son as gay, and it was the ghost that animated the corpse that made the son gay.

The best part is the Rat doesn't even understand what the fuck they did. They were too busy spoiling this plotpoint and another one in the promos like the malicious retards they are.

 

[Ghostse]

Agatha All Along. The gay teenager's backstory and Episode 1 gets retreaded in Episode 6. Essentially Scarlet Witch's fake son's ghost possesses the corpse of a 13 year old Jewish boy who was coming home from his Bar Mitzvah after his mom crashes the car. Said corpse also got his future read by the Bar Mitzvah Witch who claimed his lifeline was "broken", so yeah.

Since he only comes out as gay after the possession, this means that Scarlet Witch imagined her son as gay, and it was the ghost that animated the corpse that made the son gay.

The best part is the Rat doesn't even understand what the fuck they did. They were too busy spoiling this plotpoint and another one in the promos like the malicious retards they are.

Exorcise the Homodemons

 

[Shekelslovakia]

You know it's Disney Wars when you have a fucking pop song from the 80s (I dig "Major Tom tho") playing in the trailer.

 

[Ghostse]

You know it's Disney Wars when you have a fucking pop song from the 80s (I dig "Major Tom tho") playing in the trailer.

No no its totally cool. Its in Huttese so its all starsified.
No one is down with the Jizz like Disney, fellow star wars fan.

 

[Rick The Stick]

Dank Ferrick, the Skeleton Crew trailer just dropped!!!!!!!

LET'S GO!!!! This looks so 80s and FUN!!!!
#NeelNation!!!

You know it's science fiction when the black kid has a father.

Looks gay. Also glasses in Star Wars is never okay, never makes sense, and shows a lack of understanding of the aesthetic design of the universe imo.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Agatha All Along. The gay teenager's backstory and Episode 1 gets retreaded in Episode 6. Essentially Scarlet Witch's fake son's ghost possesses the corpse of a 13 year old Jewish boy who was coming home from his Bar Mitzvah after his mom crashes the car. Said corpse also got his future read by the Bar Mitzvah Witch who claimed his lifeline was "broken", so yeah.

Since he only comes out as gay after the possession, this means that Scarlet Witch imagined her son as gay, and it was the ghost that animated the corpse that made the son gay.

The best part is the Rat doesn't even understand what the fuck they did. They were too busy spoiling this plotpoint and another one in the promos like the malicious retards they are.

Like I said before, this isn't the first time Disney and its woke writers came up with something that was accidentally not-so-kosher with their actual message. And they didn't see it.

It's like when the New Republic enforced galactic gun control, and it made them vulnerable to the First Order. Or how they made the women in Ahsoka look incompetent when fighting against the men. Or how the Empire really wasn't the baddie, they just pissed off the Empire in order to invite a crackdown that the good guys can rebel against. Or how the Rebel heroes aren't above staging a terrorist attack against the Empire with civilians present that could get noncombatants hurt.

The fact is, narcissistic people write the slop now, and they can't see it when their product actually sells the opposite message.

 

[Ghostse]

Looks gay. Also glasses in Star Wars is never okay, never makes sense, and shows a lack of understanding of the aesthetic design of the universe imo.

But didn't you hear that Huttese cover opening song? That means Disney totally cares about Star Wars lore; they care so much they're bringing back the Jizz for all the Jizz fans! Anyone still watching Star Wars clearly must have massive thirst for Jizz. They are going to fill this series top-to-bottom with Jizz; look at the trailer and the stills, can't you feel the Jizz dripping from them?
Your pay Disney $15/mo and give them 10 hours of your life, and your ears are going to be filled with the hottest Jizz Disney can make, just blasted right into your face. Anyone watching this series is going to just have to open their mouth and get a big taste of Disney's Jizz. It even has Baby Yoda Max Rebo for all the shivelled egg cat aunts. They don't know it yet, but they'll soon be big fans of Disney's particular brand of Jizz. Once they have a taste they won't be able to get enough.

I can't wait for the watch reports of the abused wives in this thread talking about how they stood in front of their TVs and let that ocean of Disney Jizz just wash right over them.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

I can't wait for the watch reports of the abused wives in this thread talking about how they stood in front of their TVs and let that ocean of Disney Jizz just wash right over them.

I got burned out after Ahsoka. At most, MAYBE I'll go and see the Filoniverse movie or Andor Season 2, because I'd like to see how they'd fuck THAT up. Everything else, it just doesn't have the same appeal. I mean, fucking Kenobi pulled in more butts than Ahsoka, and Ahsoka was supposed to be made for the TCW fans.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I cannot believe you guys still do this to yourselves and watch Disney Wars.

 

[Screamer_2]

But didn't you hear that Huttese cover opening song? That means Disney totally cares about Star Wars lore;

What's the bet we get another fucking Life Day reference as a "deep cut" to Star Wars lore.

 

[Ghostse]

What's the bet we get another fucking Life Day reference as a "deep cut" to Star Wars lore.

Disney showing they really understand star wars fandom by giving the remaining fans what they want: Jizz and Life Day.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

The fact is, narcissistic people write the slop now, and they can't see it when their product actually sells the opposite message.

My theory is they have to write the way they were taught in film school and aren't smart or bold enough to break tradition, so that's why you get characters who are supposed to be EVIL but are actually sympathetic and sometimes really awesome. It's like the college football coach who just wants to run the ball up the center over and over because that's how great-grandad did it and passing is for pussies. If that makes any sense.

 

[ZMOT]

I cannot believe you guys still do this to yourselves and watch Disney Wars.

I assume most don't, we just collectively laugh/shit on it as a form of self-help group.

 

[Ghostse]

My theory is they have to write the way they were taught in film school and aren't smart or bold enough to break tradition, so that's why you get characters who are supposed to be EVIL but are actually sympathetic and sometimes really awesome. It's like the college football coach who just wants to run the ball up the center over and over because that's how great-grandad did it and passing is for pussies. If that makes any sense.

There are too many things wrong with modern writing to really cover them all.

There are two primary issues with eveything since 2007:
Fags and New Hires.

Studios realized that they could just insert pro-fag messaging into a movie and it would have a built-in audience of retards that would watch it no matter how garbage it was otherwise.

This was combined with the fact that, previously, script writers would often work on Royalties or otherwise get some sort of piece of what they were writing. The studios realized that new grads wrote garbage, but they were too dumb to ask for royalties and would work on salary - working on salary meant the studios wholly owned everything the writers worked on.

Thus you get a bunch of retarded new hires who are coincidentally super excited to write pro-fag media, underpay them and quietly gut their rights to their creations and collect 70-80% of the money for half the work and headache.

There's more going on about how utterly garbage college writing programs are and the american "me me me" participation award education system is, and that's before you get into the deep conspiracy that China is purposely using their money to pozz western media to make it suck so bad China can take them out, but I don't feel like going into everything.

tl;dr: All is faggot.

 

[Screamer_2]

Don't forget that people don't read anymore. So everything becomes based on what they have watched and the younger people are the pool of what they have watched is ever shrinking to more recent stuff.

 

[Adamska]

It also really doesn't help that most of these idiots also are obsessed with being meta and gurgle ideas from TvTropes. They legit either bluntly and shittily flaunt them and wank over their "wits", or they point out they did the thing and expect a gold star from it.

It cannot be stated enough how entertainment industries in general have fucking ruined themselves over their autistic and retarded obsession with winning awards that they give themselves.