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No, Stalker my presence is not huge, i am as small as a mouse, Enjoy prison.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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you wanna know how I got this fat?
AND A CHILD
and one night, he SWATs me, crazier than usual!
was a stalker
AND A CHILD
and one night, he SWATs me, crazier than usual!
Markorian
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He puts on an old Norm Macdonald special. And I didn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
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"YOU ARE PART OF THE STALKER ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR, TAKE HER AWAY!"
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This made me laugh so much it inspired a new avatar. Thanks piggy!
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4 years ago:
Haven't gained a pound since highschool, stalker.
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Louis Beans
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Can you imagine how unbearable this guy would be if he scored a single, solitary W over the pests in all these years. I bet he had already planned his longform article in some liberal rag about beating the stalker childs, his yearly selfie outside whatever prison he got someone put away in, the triumphant xeets, god only knows what else. Thank God he's absolutely terrible at everything.
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The face of chronic alcoholism.
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Patrick makes me want to lose 25 lbs. Thanks to him, I've decided to run 3 miles a day!
Also he's been saying this for like 3 hours straight today, lol.
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Absolutely corpulent
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Fat girl angle and special needs backward baseball cap, check. And so fat his eyes are developing a gunt.
Haha, am I right...??
*crickets*
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Stealthycraig has unfinished business
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That Fudge Packers hat was at least a size smaller when he bought it. Also, what was it George Carlin said about wearing your hat backwards after a certain age?
Markorian
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No, it's YOUR entire life, it's about 5 minutes of their day.
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I see Jennifer has limited her replies. Coward.
Stalker
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He's so bloated its insane. Alcohol absolutely ran a train on the poor bastard. Note that he's sitting on the Adirondack chairs on the most recent photo. Lying in wait for any would-be chair thieves. I for one would never make an attempt at pilfering the coveted Adirondack chairs if I knew such a watchman was on duty.
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It's not like he has anything better to do during working hours on a Tuesday.